Muppets Big Brother

[theprawncracker]

Rowlf: Hey guys, I'm gonna go take myself for a walk, anyone else wanna come? Riz, Pepe?

 

[BEAR]

(is sitting on his bed talking on the cellphone. On the other end is Maria from Sesame Street) Sooo are jou sure jou do not want to go out with me? I mean especially since de time I rescued jou from that red furry diablo, I just thought we could have something special. Talk to Rosita? She is a sweet girl jou see but just not my type. She is too furry. I like em smooth and shaved, okay. So what do jou say, baby. Come and be with Pepe. Oh come on! What? I am no shrimp, I am a King Prawn, okay. Huh? Oh, you mean I am short. Oh. Well, yes, but that does not mean I cannot satisfy. After all, jou know what they say, don't jou? "Little things come with big packages, okay." Oh no, wait! Don't hang up, my little flan dish. (she hangs up) Dios mio.

 

[BEAR]

(puts phone away and walks out of bedroom. He passes by Rowlf and says...)Let's go.

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

Pepe: Housemates are not allowed cellphones in the house; as contestants should have no notion of what is going on in the outside world. As, however, you seem to have little grasp of the real world Little Brother will overlook your discression. Please bring your phone to the diary room as Little Brother would like to read your sent and received text messages.

Rowlf: Please enjoy your walk but remember not to stray from within the garden. You'll find all the trees you need out there.

The evicted housemate will be announcer later tonight. Housemates and viewers still have a short while to vote if they have not already.

 

[That Announcer]

This is Little Brother.

Pepe: Housemates are not allowed cellphones in the house; as contestants should have no notion of what is going on in the outside world. As, however, you seem to have little grasp of the real world Little Brother will overlook your discression. Please bring your phone to the diary room as Litle Brother would like to read your sent and recieved text messsages.

Rowlf: Please enjoy your walk but remember not to stray from within the garden. You'll find all the trees you need out there.

The evicted housemate will be announcer later tonight. Housemates and viewers still have a short while to vote if they have not already.

Oh, no cellphones? Well, I would be glad to turn mine in. I must abide by the rules and regulations, you know.

 

[BEAR]

Oh, no cellphones? Well, I would be glad to turn mine in. I must abide by the rules and regulations, you know.

Brrown noser.

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

Thank you for your evictions and votes.

Another housemate must now leave the house.

This housemate is...



Rizzo the Rat!



You must leave the Muppets Big Brother House.

The remaining housemates should hold themselves in readiness for the next task.

 

[theprawncracker]

Brrown noser.

Rowlf: No, I'm the brown noser. Oh wait, my nose is black, I keep fergettin'.

What? Riz is out? Oh well, that's to bad... Now I geuss there are four of us left...

 

[That Announcer]

What? Riz is out? Oh well, that's to bad... Now I geuss there are four of us left...

Yes, and I'm one of them. Obviously, you other three do not mind CUL-ture! Harrumph...

Hold on! You, the shrimp- I am not a brown noser! I just have to a-bide by the RULES!

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Alright, see ya guys later. Just so you know whoever voted me out, watch your backs. Hehe, only joking.