Muppet Survivor Game

[BEAR]

Oh boy, that's a challenge... I'll have to think on that one!

Edit: (just saw the boat thing w/ Pepe)

Wow, hey, Pepe! nice to see you again. I, uh, heard you're hitting it off with the ladies. **He speaks out of the corner of his mouth** Got any tips?

Si, detatch yourselfs from middle-aged pretty boys. It gifs off wrrongk vibe, okay. khey, baby steps, baby steps...Hehehehe!!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ok, so Statler goes to Waldorf after Miss Piggy has a temper tantrum onstage "boy the pig will do anything for attention. Who does she think she is?" and Waldorf goes "Lindsey Lohan" and they both go "doh ho ho ho!"

No good? Well, I'm better at humor for 3 year olds, kee-hee-hee-hee.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh, my, yes!

*gets out notebook*

Statler: Statler thinks it was bad!
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it was good!
Statler: Statler things it wasn't that bad...
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it could have been a lot better.
Statler: Statler thinks it was good.
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it was terrable!
Statler: Statler thinks Waldorf has watched too much Elmo's world.
Waldorf: Elmo's World? Waldorf thinks that was terrable.
Statler: Statler thinks it was good.

 

[BEAR]

This is your Beary friendly host!

Your deadline for the Statler & Waldorf Writing Challenge is up. They will be awarded points by a panel of judges to determine the winner. Statler and Waldorf could not make it to judge these for themselves. When asked why they couldn't be here, this is what they had to say...(cut to clip)

Appear on Muppet Survivor Island? You call that a vacation?
Hey, it's bad enough we've been trapped in the balcony for 30 years!
BOTH: Doh-ho ho ho!

(back to me)
So, we have assembled the next best Muppet commentators around to score your scripts. They are:
Pepe the King Prawn (Ryan the Prawncracker)
The Newsman (Ed)
and Oscar the Grouch (BEAR)
I don't wanna do this!

Each judge will give a score of 1-5 (1 low, 5 high) for each joke. We will begin with Mildred's bit about Elmo.

Statler: Statler thinks it was bad!
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it was good!
Statler: Statler things it wasn't that bad...
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it could have been a lot better.
Statler: Statler thinks it was good.
Waldorf: Waldorf thinks it was terrable!
Statler: Statler thinks Waldorf has watched too much Elmo's world.
Waldorf: Elmo's World? Waldorf thinks that was terrable.
Statler: Statler thinks it was good.

 

[G-MAN]

Where's Sal, he has to do his routine.

 

[BEAR]

Where's Sal, he has to do his routine.

If Sal can get in his bit before the end of the judging, then it will be considered for immunity.

 

[theprawncracker]

: Hola dot com weilders. Pepe here on de set of Muppet Survivor Island. Hokay? Now, let's get dis thing started. *re-reads joke* Dios mio, jou wrote dis? All by jour self? Without even somebody to help jou? Dat's pretty good. Hokay? Um, let me see here, I tink I will give it a cuatro. And, for those of jou who do not speak espanol, dat es a four for Miss Mildred. Hokay?

 

[MrsPepper]

**swears** I was just about to do this!! Dern.

Edit: saw your post bear. Please go slowly!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Don't worry Sal, you'll make it in time! I'm sure yours will be funnier than mine! I'm nervous now. Where's my Rubber Ducky?

 

[BEAR]

**swears** I was just about to do this!! Dern.

Edit: saw your post bear. Please go slowly!!

This will take a bit of time, so don't worry so much about it.