Muppet Survivor Game

[redBoobergurl]

Oh boy! I'm so excited! Come on Sal, let's go!

 

[BEAR]

You will now board the diggy and head to the other end of the island. I am sure you recognize the boatman Pepe the Prawn...have fun!
Hola! Okay, get in de boat and I shall take you to paradise, okay! Watch the seats, monkey and just had them wax-ed!

 

[G-MAN]

Oh, Mildred, before we get started on our dinner, I wanted to give you this. (Pulls out the orange Fraggle pebble) Back in Fraggle Rock, we have this custom, where, every year at a certain time, we give each other a gift, and though I know that it's not the right time, I figured I'd give it to you anyway.

 

[Beauregard]

*dabbing at eyes withhandkie* Oh, BOob,er that's so sweet...do you know how to waltz dear?

 

[G-MAN]

No, not really, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to try.

 

[Beauregard]

Well then....*takes Boobers hand* Like this...*music begins to play*

(Sidenote: Wait till teh Vanity papers get hold of this scandel..)

 

[G-MAN]

Well, as long as the other Fraggles don't get ahold of this. Tosh would set her beast on me.

 

[BEAR]

Next Challenge...

Here is your next immunity challenge...

Statler and Waldorf need new writers. Come up with your best celebrity heckle/joke based on what I give you for the old curmudgeons to use in their next show.

Boober--Rosie O'Donnel
Ernie--Lindsay Lohan
Mildred--Elmo
Sal--Tom Cruise

If you have a problem with your celebrity assignment, you may exchange it once for another option or you can trade with someone else. You must tell me if you trade though.

They will be judged by a panel to determine the winner of this challenge.
Must be submitted by Thursday morning (US Pac. time)

 

[G-MAN]

Ok, first Statler says "Say, did you hear about what happened to Rosie O'Donnel at the county fair?". Then Waldorf says "No, what happened?". Then Statler says "She tried to enter a beauty contest and the judge said, 'Sorry, no animals allowed'." Then they both laugh.

 

[MrsPepper]

Oh boy, that's a challenge... I'll have to think on that one!

Edit: (just saw the boat thing w/ Pepe)

Wow, hey, Pepe! nice to see you again. I, uh, heard you're hitting it off with the ladies. **He speaks out of the corner of his mouth** Got any tips?