Muppet Survivor Game

[BEAR]

HEHEHEHEHE!!!! No, Fluffy, they weren't talking about you! This was great, but don't compare my pets to Rosie O'Donnell again, it makes them mad. It makes them...mad? 4 rasberries!

 

[theprawncracker]

: Very funny. Hokay? He he, dat joke es so true too. I was at dat fair. Not a pretty thing. Hokay? Rosie threw a fit, and a chair. Hahahaha! But anyway, I give it a 4. Hokay? Very, very funny. Hokay?

 

[The Count]

*Chuckling to self... Heh, no animals allowed? Then how'd you get on the stage?
*Keeps chuckling. Well, this was the best one so far so I'll give it a 4.
What? You didn't hear me? I said 4!
*Golf club appears and smacks Newsman's toupee off his head. Ah! My toupee!
*Hangs head: The shame.
*Leaves to get new hairpiece.

 

[BEAR]

And finally, here is Ernie's entry...

Ok, so Statler goes to Waldorf after Miss Piggy has a temper tantrum onstage "boy the pig will do anything for attention. Who does she think she is?" and Waldorf goes "Lindsey Lohan" and they both go "doh ho ho ho!"

 

[BEAR]

(seeing Ernie's idea) Hmm...as much I agree with the statement, I love the temper tantrums. So don't knock it. Plus, could have been nastier. I give you 2 rasberries. Thdbt Thdbt!!!
There, can I go home now?

 

[The Count]

*Back at desk with new hairpiece, reads/hears Ernie's script again.

*Taps fingers on desk. *Sigh, Ernie, how can I say this. Sorry to do this pal, but I give you this.
*Flips up a 1. You could've said that Lindsey's the Kiss of Death. Why? Because every script for a movie she kisses makes that Disney classic die. Honestly! She's responsible for the death of four Disney classics, someone should arrest her for crimes against cinematography already. She's really a bomb.
Crazy Harry: Did someone say bomb?
Newsman: Noooo!
*Explosion. Crazy Harry: Haaaaaaaaa!

 

[BEAR]

*. She's really a bomb.
Crazy Harry: Did someone say bomb?
Newsman: Noooo!
*Explosion. Crazy Harry: Haaaaaaaaa!

Eeh heheheheheheheheh!!! On second thought, I'll stick around a while. heh heh heh.

 

[theprawncracker]

Pepe: Si, I agree with de grouchy man. Hokay? Jou could have gotten alot more dirt on her in there. So, I give it a 2. Hokay?

 

[BEAR]

Alright! Thanks, everyone! And now we will add up all the points and find out who the winner is.

BOOBER--12 points
MILDRED--9 points
SAL--8 points
ERNIE--5 points

Looks like Boober is the winner with a total of 12 points out of a possible 15! Congratulations, Boober. You are guaranteed another week on the island. You all did a great job in this task, but a game is a game. We will see you all at Muppet Tribal Council tomorrow. I want to thank our judges, Oscar, Pepe, and the Newsman, for taking time out of their day to help us out. Especially you, Newsman. Your stepping out of unemployment to do some game is real sportin of ya!

(ooc: G-man, Beau, Beth and Mrs. P--all of your jokes were truly awesome. None of them were bad at all! They all cracked me up. So don't take the points seriously. Its just for the game.)

 

[The Count]

Newsman: Thank you Mr. Bear. Now if only I got that same respect back on my old job... In other news, trash collectors have gone on strike refusing to remove the refuse of the Muppet Show any longer. Yes, it's just been piling up on top of all the other news.
*Bags of garbage land on top of the Newsman.
*Lifting head out of mess. Hey! What does this place look like, Oscar's trashcan?!? Get this stuff out of here!

*OOC: Bry, will stick around as long as you want me to. Though what with the last tribal council almost around the corner... Will the last one have three contestants like on the show or 2? Or will you do it with these last four? No, forget that last one since you did this challenge to grant someone immunity.
Sorry, got a bit confused myself since I don't watch Survivor.