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Chapter 12
Doctor Teeth drove the bus home in silence. A combination of their unhappiness at having to leave Floyd plus their own exhaustion meant no one was in the mood for talking. Fortunately the roads were near deserted thanks to the early hour and they made it back to the boarding house in next to no time. Doctor Teeth indicated to turn off the road, steered the bus down the driveway and parked it. Glancing up he saw an excited Robin hopping up and down in the window and calling out to someone. ‘Looks like we’re gonna get a welcoming committee.’ Doctor Teeth thought. A moment later the front door opened.
“Alright we’re home. All ashore who’s going ashore!” called Doctor Teeth. Zoot unlocked Animal’s chain as Doctor Teeth opened the bus doors then the Electric Mayhem got off the bus. Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter and Rowlf were all standing on the porch. As soon as the band reached the waiting group the questions started.
“Did you see Floyd? How is he?”
“Yeah how is he?”
“Do you know how long he’ll be there?”
“Can I come with you when you go back to visit him?”
“QUIET!!!” shouted Fozzie over the noise. “Let’s go inside first and then they can tell us all about Floyd.”
“Thanks Foz.” said Doctor Teeth tiredly. “You know, we could all do with some coffee.”
“No problem. I’ll go get some.” Fozzie said and headed out to the kitchen while the remainder of the group went to the lounge room. Janice collapsed on the sofa while Zoot fell into an armchair. Doctor Teeth sat next to Janice and Animal fell to the flopped to the floor. Fozzie returned with the coffee which he passed around to the Electric Mayhem who drank it gratefully, including Animal who proceeded to eat the cup the coffee came in once it was empty.
“Well, he won’t need any breakfast.” said Doctor Teeth, who then turned to the group that had gathered around them and were waiting expectantly. “Okay, about Floyd. We did get a chance to see him. He was pretty out of it, having trouble keeping his eyes open but he was able to talk to us. Asked Animal if he was behaving himself, didn’t he Animal?” Animal nodded. Doctor Teeth continued. “The doctor who spoke to us said that Floyd should be released by the end of next week.”
Kermit nodded. “That’s just great Doctor Teeth. As long as Floyd is going to get better that’s all that matters.” The others who were listening nodded in agreement.
“Yeah it sure is.” said Doctor Teeth. He could feel his tiredness starting to catch up with him. “Kermit, if it’s not too much bother I told Floyd I’d go back and see him tonight while the show’s on. I know I normally come to the theatre whether we’re performing or not…..”
“No need to ask or explain.” Kermit interrupted with a smile. “You go and keep Floyd company. We’ll work around it.”
“Just one question Kermit. You ain’t gonna call that agency again to get a replacement?” asked Doctor Teeth urgently.
“No I’m not. I promised you I wouldn’t and I vowed myself never to use it again. Actually, I have arranged for Slim Wilson to come it to take Floyd’s place tonight if that’s okay with you.”
Doctor Teeth relaxed at this news. “Sure Kermit. At least we he’ll be decent.”
“Yeah I got no problems working with Slim tonight,” said Zoot.
“What about you Animal?” asked Doctor Teeth. “You like Slim don’t you?”
“Oh yeah.” Replied Animal.
Rowlf turned to Janice. “Do you want to do Vet’s Hospital tonight Janice?” he asked “I mean, I don’t mind if you don’t and I certainly don’t mind if Miss Piggy does!”
Everyone in the room chuckled. Rowlf got on as well with Miss Piggy at times as Floyd did and he admitted he enjoyed the put downs in the sketch a little too much at times. Janice smiled at him. “Thanks Rowlf, that’s rully nice of you but I’ll be there.”
“Good.” Replied Kermit, turning away for a moment. “Now listen I want…..guys?” asked Kermit as he turned back. The Mayhem had given in to their exhaustion and all of them were now asleep.
“I think they’ve earned it Kermit.” Said Rowlf affectionately.
“No argument.” Agreed Gonzo.
“Do you think we should try moving them?” asked Fozzie.
Before Kermit could answer the Swedish Chef came from the kitchen with another batch of waffles he’d made especially for the Electric Mayhem.
“Vaffles!” the Swedish Chef called out.
“Thank you Chef, but we aren’t going to need them.” Replied Kermit. “The Electric Mayhem are temporarily out of service!” The Chef looked at the sleeping band, shrugged and headed back to the kitchen.
“So Kermit, what Fozzie said. Do you think we should move them?” asked Scooter. Kermit looked at the group and thought for a few minutes. ‘They’d probably be a lot more comfortable in their own beds. And there wouldn’t be the danger of them being woken by a telephone or slamming door.’ “Okay, let’s move them.” Kermit resolved. ”Now be careful everybody. Don’t drop anyone!”
Moving Janice and Zoot proved easiest, as Fozzie picked up Janice and Rowlf scooped Zoot up and carried them up the stairs with neither waking. Doctor Teeth stirred and woke to see two of his bandmates missing.
“Where…..where’d Janice and Zoot go?” he asked Kermit.
“We’ve taken them upstairs to bed, which is exactly where you are going.” Replied Kermit.
“No, no I’m okay.” Doctor Teeth said tiredly.
“Doctor Teeth, please go and get some rest. You deserve it after what you’ve been through. We’ll make sure everyone makes it to the theatre on time. Come on, up we go.” Coaxed Kermit. Doctor Teeth got to his feet shakily and Kermit and Gonzo steered him up the stairs to his room. Fozzie and Rowlf already had Janice and Zoot settled in their bed and sofa as Kermit and Doctor Teeth went past. As Doctor Teeth climbed into his own bed Kermit said “We’ll come wake you at 4pm if you’re not already up. You won’t be allowed to miss the show, don’t worry.” Doctor Teeth gave a tiny nod and he quickly succumbed to sleep and Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo and Rowlf tiptoed out.
Returning to the lounge room Fozzie turned to Kermit and asked “How are we going to move Animal?”
Kermit considered the situation for a moment. Animal was lying on his stomach, stretched out on a rug. “I think I know. If we all pick up an edge of the rug he’s sleeping on, we should be able to carry it upstairs. Then he can just sleep there. I know he’d prefer sleeping hanging up but at least he’ll be in his own surroundings. Okay that’s the plan, let’s each grab an edge.” Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Gonzo, Rowlf picked up the rug and started moving, with Robin hopping in front of them helping guide them up the stairs.
“I can’t help thinking this is how a stork feels when delivering babies!” said Scooter.
“Yeah, and what a baby this is!” said Rowlf.
“Shh! Don’t make so much noise! We’re almost there and I don’t want him to wake up!” whispered Kermit. Robin opened the door of the Electric Mayhem’s room to allow them all to enter and the group placed the rug gently down on the floor. Animal, who fortunately hadn’t woken the whole way up, now rolled himself into a ball and continued to sleep. Kermit indicated to the others to pull the blinds so as to darken the room. Once this was completed, Kermit ushered everyone out of the room, closed the door gently behind him and sighed. "Thank you
so very much gang. For everything you’ve done this morning. You don’t know how much I appreciate it.” Said Kermit gratefully. Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter, and Rowlf all smiled back at him.
“So Kermit,” asked Fozzie, “What would you like us to do now?”
“Something very special just for me actually.”
“Ooh, what’s that?”
“Go back to bed and get some sleep yourselves!” replied Kermit. “We have a big show to do tonight and I want everyone to be ready. So go get some more rest and that’s an order!”
“He’s right.” Said Rowlf. “I don’t know about you but I could use some more shut-eye. I am dog tired!”
“Count me in.” said Gonzo. “Normally I get up with the chickens, not go to bed when they get up!”
“I’m going to bed too,” agreed Scooter, “Good night, I mean good morning, I mean…..oh never mind!” and with that Scooter, Gonzo and Rowlf headed back to their rooms.
Fozzie yawned. “A short hibernation sounds good to me too, but what about you Kermit? Aren’t you going to bed?”
“I will in about an hour or so.” Replied Kermit. “I have a couple of phone calls to make. I need to call Nigel and Hilda to let them know about Floyd. Wouldn’t be very polite of me to just let Slim turn up at the theatre thinking they know what’s happened and then have him find out they don’t. So I’ll make those calls at 8am.” Fozzie nodded.
“Do you want me to stay up with you?” he asked.
“No thank you Fozzie. I have Robin with me so I’ll be fine. You go to bed.” Replied Kermit.
“Okay Kermit. See you later.” said Fozzie, yawning again as he went into his own room and shut the door. Kermit turned to his nephew.
“Let’s go back downstairs Robin.”
“Okay Uncle Kermit.”
“Now Robin listen to me,” said his uncle. “I want you to be nice and quiet while the others are sleeping. Don’t put the television or radio on. Just read a book or do some drawing. Can you do that for me?” Robin nodded enthusiastically. “I’ll get started on my get-well card for Floyd!”
Kermit smiled at him. “Good boy. Oh, one more thing.”
“What’s that Uncle Kermit?”
“Do you have a friend you could go and play with today? I know we planned to …..”
“Oh that’s okay, Uncle Kermit. I understand.” interrupted Robin. “Norman my friend from frog scouts is home all weekend. I can go round there.”
“Good. I’ll call his parents later and I’ll check its fine with them.”
For the next hour and a half Kermit and Robin sat in the kitchen while the Swedish Chef worked getting lunch organised plus checking his own routine for the show that night. Kermit read the morning newspapers while Robin got out his paints and papers and started work on the card he wanted to give Floyd, tearing up the first few attempts. “They’re just not good enough Uncle Kermit!” he declared when asked.
8am finally came around and Kermit rang Nigel to inform him of that Floyd was in hospital, Slim Wilson would taking his place and he would arrive at 3pm to go through the arrangements. Nigel to his credit was genuinely concerned about Floyd, very relieved to hear he would recover and happy with the choice of Slim. Kermit then rang Hilda to give her the same message and she assured Kermit she would have absolutely no problem adjusting Floyd’s orchestra suit to fit Slim. Kermit made his last phone call to Norman’s family and his mother told Kermit that was just fine and to send Robin straight around.
“Finished!” Robin called out happily, holding out the card to his uncle.
“That’s very good Robin.” said Kermit, admiring the brightly coloured card. “Norman’s mother said to come straight around. They’re going swimming and will wait for you to get there before they leave, so pack everything up quickly and get what you need to take to Norman’s. I’ll get Sweetums to walk you there.”
Robin nodded and put away his painting things and then raced upstairs to pack his backpack to take with him to Norman’s. Running back downstairs he found Sweetums waiting for him with Kermit.
“Ready to go little buddy?” asked Sweetums.
“Sure am! Bye Uncle Kermit!” called Robin
“Bye Robin. Have fun.” Answered Kermit. “Oh Sweetums, what are you doing before the show today?”
“Oh, Thog and I are gonna play badminton in the park, just as soon as we can catch ourselves a chicken!” Sweetums replied.
“Oh…..well, you have fun too.” Said Kermit, deciding to keep this piece of information away from Gonzo. “Bye bye!” Kermit locked the door behind him and let out another sigh. ‘What a morning! Would have to happen right at the beginning of a new season! Still, everything’s finalised now. I can concentrate on announcing Rudolf Nureyev’s appearance on our show. Think I’ll turn in for a while.’ Kermit headed back to the kitchen to tell the Swedish Chef he was going to back to bed at last. He then headed upstairs to his room and shut the door, set the alarm clock for 2pm and climbed into bed. Just as he was drifting off he heard the front door open again and Miss Piggy call “Hello Little People!” but did not react as he was then sound asleep.
Miss Piggy looked around the living room. There was absolutely nobody there. ‘How unusual!’ Hearing the Swedish Chef she went into the kitchen.
“Chef, have you seen my Kermie?” Miss Piggy asked.
“Oh ja! Ja!” replied the Chef.
“Then were is he?” she growled.
“Oh zzzzz, zzzzz” the Chef answered making a sleeping sign with his hands near his cheek and ears.
“Asleep!” Miss Piggy exclaimed indignantly. “He’s not supposed to be asleep! He’s supposed to be down here saying how ravishingly beautiful I look for tonight’s show! Sometimes I wonder why I even bother making an effort for that slimball!”