Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

[TogetherAgain]

Thuuuuundeeeeer.

 

[theprawncracker]

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiightniiiiiiiiing.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Heeeeeeaaaaaadslaaaaaap.

 

[theprawncracker]

Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiink.

 

[TogetherAgain]

That's a long blink.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sha, I almost fell asleep.

By the way, have you ever noticed that we seem to muffin every fan-fic we write in this same fashion? Including the right-blink thing? Very fun.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Aye, very fun indeed. Remember that one time when we started racing to each other? You got in your car, and I got in my mom's, and all I had was my mom's CDs, and you had Muppet CDs, and...

 

[theprawncracker]

...Did we ever get there?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Nope.

 

[theprawncracker]

I didn't think so. Considering I'm in my room... and you're not here... and it's not nearly as bright as it would be if you WERE here.