Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

[TogetherAgain]

I haven't the faintest clue. He lives on the other side of the ocean. I've never even SEEN the kid. How did that happen, anyway?

 

[theprawncracker]

I think we had to send him to some British orphanarium because we couldn't afford him what with all the Muppet stuff I was buying.

Yeah.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ohhhh. How very logical of us. ...What were we THINKING? Being LOGICAL?

 

[theprawncracker]

...*checks own forehead* *checks half's forehead* Where'd you put the Tylenol?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tylenol? Oh, it's right between the Motrin and the Aleve. You can't miss it.

 

[theprawncracker]

Why are we housing all of these drugs?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Because they each act in a slightly different way, meaning that when I'm in debilitating pain, I can take a little of each without overdosing.

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Yeah, and if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Is that part of saving for a random week in July, too?

 

[theprawncracker]

...Yes. Also, would you like to buy an O?