Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *to Cait* Ooh! Yeah! Stay! We've got no room left! It'll be packed! Hahaha!
Sam: ...If you do stay... may I have your hotel room? ...Please?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <blink> Prawnie? <looks at hand> <looks at frying pan> <looks at Prawnie> <looks at Clifford> <growls> That pan was aimed at YOU! <Sigh> Got any band-aids, Dr. Bob?
Rowlf: Why would we need a band-aid? He's not in the band!
Lisa: Oy gevolt... Bandages? Gauze? Medical tape? Super glue?
Rowlf: No, but we've got mediocre glue! Will that do?
Lisa: <Sigh> Whatever...
Rowlf: <Looks at Gonzo> YOU'VE got glue?

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *looks up* Of course I have the glue! But it's from my private stock!
Clifford: *shrugs* *to Lisa* I'm part duck. Heh heh.
Sam: *looks around* *to Cait* ...Please?

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *mouth falls open very slowly* ...On second thought. This is a fine, sturdy rooftop! *knocks on it* Yes, yes! Quite up to American standards! Hmm! I shall stay!
Gonzo: *darts over and hugs Sam* That's great! Hahaha!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <blinks at Clifford> Is THAT what you are?
Rowlf: <Starts bandaging Prawnie's head... with duct tape>

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Heh heh, duck... duct tape. Cute, cute joke, Rowlf.
Sam: *to Gonzo* Get off of me!

 

[The Count]

*Drops down into bed... Hope everyone's packed up and outta here. Will contact all of this year's residents regarding whether or not they'll send in applications starting Monday. Also, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow... And I hope not to have to actually close the dorms, mod powers you know.

Night all and enjoy the end of term feast. If I could just unjinx these cassettes...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: Cute. Cute reference to the first season of the show you weren't around for, Clifford.
Lisa: ...Ouch.
Robin: <sleeping> <mumbles something about fireflies>

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *frowns* I've seen the DVDs.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *head tilt* Aight, shoot I'm all... well, I'm mostly dreads. But I'm listenin'.