Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Ah... The big day's here! Count, Uncle D, you guys go get bathed and dressed, I'm ready and will be waiting in the common room. My bros will come with us, but we'll meet up at the Rainbow Connection Moviehouse.
*The fiends head off to the bat-room, chatting about their excitement over going to see The Dark Knight. And yes, Deadly can leave the dormhouse... Tunnels beneath the entire city that link him back to the theater you know. He'd never let anything happen to his first place of resideathe, especially after that incident with Benny. Wonder if Sean will use that for some of his fanfic...

*Waits for his party to all be presentable before leaving for our appointed final hours.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Mwahahahahaha! *Huggles Erin.

Oh, BTW... Tomorrow Sci-Fi's airing a Ghost Hunters International episode eminating from... The White Lady's rest in peace residence at Kenwothy. Uncle D, is that the place?
UD: Could be, but Erin and the gofer know more on that subject than I. Should really visit her and Fughetta this year...
Would watch it myself, but we'll be heading out to the cinema for a jaunt to Gotham City.

Take care. And I hope you're able to avoid the spine-shattering clue of 13 straight down dead center.

Storyteller: Mmm, close...it's Kneb...something.
Nora: Knebworth, Knebworth House.
Scooter: Yeah...also known as the Mallory Gallery, and Wayne Manor.
Beige: So how many spooks live in that place?
Erin: Well, there's the White Lady and the graveyard ghost, there's Ed Lytton himself...and Jenny and her spinning wheel.
Scooter: Hey, didn't you go there when you went to England last spring?
Erin: Nope, but we were within screaming distance.
Nora: So to speak.
Erin: The house is in Stevenage, see, and that's a straight shot out of King's Cross.
Nora: The Flying Scotsman's route...same for the Hogwarts Express.
Beige: Nice...but what about Fughetta, where does she live?
Scooter: Oh, she's got a place up near Newcastle - right on the Tyne, and Wild, Mimi and Riff live with her.

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Been too quiet here lately. Where'd that Squeedom go anyway? People have gone off on vacations, work, or plain haven't dropped by in ages. We should do something about that before it all ends. They'll probably come back next weekend for the big Muppets special though.

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hi, everybody!
Big Bird: Bryan, where have you been?
Bryan: I'm sorry I haven't been around here much at all.
Ernie: Now we understand how Ryan's roommates used to feel.
Bryan: I'm sorry. So much has been going on lately, I never have time to come to the dorms except for late at night when you're all sleeping. And even then, I'm too tired to even do anything.
Cookie: You still in play about guys and their dolls?
Bryan: (chuckles) You mean "Guys and Dolls"? No, that ended weeks ago. But now I have a new job that's been taking up so much time. I started teaching theater at a summer art camp for kids this month.
Big Bird: An art camp? Do kids draw pictures and things? I love to draw!
Bryan: Yeah, there's four different classes - Ceramics, 3-D Art, painting and theater.
I get to teach theater. The children are of all different ages ranging from 7 to 14 and at the end of the month session, we put on a short play.
Snuffy: Sounds fun!
Big Bird: Can we go to art camp?
Bryan: Well, I think the classes are pretty full right now, but maybe you can come by and check it out.
Bert: But wait...you said that you only come home at night. The art camp can't last all day.
Bryan: Well, the camp is only part of the day. The other part is spent at the store and restaurant working. The camp is only for another week, so it should all end soon and I can relax more. The good news is I have the next few days off! So what do you want to do?

(All at the same time...)
Big Bird: Rollerskating!
Bert: Pigeon watching!
Ernie: Kickball!
Cookie: Eat cookie!

Snuffy: Oh...
Bryan: dear...

 

[The Count]

Aw man... Could use some of that Figgy Fizz about now.

*Bad acid...

*Sends up a slim box wrapped in our familiar batty paper, containing a pasteboard with some mint bottlecaps of Muppet friends enjoying their summer state-by-state vacations. The box has a card saying Happy B-Lated B-Day to Bert. Hope he likes this... As the day was brought to you by the letter B and the number 6.

 

[theprawncracker]

Link: ...are we on another planet? Don't panic! I am a highly trained space captain!
Ryan: Oh good grief...

 

[The Count]

*Into intercom: Muppaphones, on stage for the opening number, Eight Balls of Fur!
*Sends Count out to sub for Chris at the rock 'n' roll organ tonightas the wall behind him is turned into a discotech scene, complete with random neon glowing 8's.

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Okay, guys! I'm off to work! Now, remember, we are going to see the free screening of The Muppet Movie in the park tonight.
Big Bird: I'm so excited! This is the one where I make a cameo.
Bryan: The movie starts at 8, so be ready to leave here around 6:30 so we can get a good spot. You all know your assignments. Big Bird and Snuffy, you go around the Dorms and see if any of our other friends want to come along.
Snuffy: Right!
Big Bird: We can do that.
Bryan: Bert and Ernie, you guys are in charge of packing our picnic dinners, okay.
Ernie: Aye aye! (salutes)
Bert: Ernie...
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Cookie: Bryan, what do me do?
Bryan: You...leave Bert and Ernie alone while they make dinner.
Cookie: It going to be challenge, but me up for anything!
Bryan: Good. Okay, see you guys later!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Abby: Hey Beth, Big Bird just said that he and his roommates are going to see the Muppet Movie in the park tonight, can we go? Please, please?
Red: Ooh yeah, can we?
Mokey: That sounds lovely
Beth: Sure, I think that would be fine
Abby: All right!
Wanda: I'd better find something cool to wear, this heat is not great for my fur

 

[The Count]

*Goes off to pack picnic dinner for the park screening of The Muppet Movie. S'okay in there Squeeks? *Picnic basket lid: S'okay.