Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh thank you very much Uncle D. And I promise... no sequel spoiler from this prawn! It's best to go into it with no prior knowledge!

 

[The Count]

*UD: Well... A little knowledge is good. Especially for the master, he likes to have as much information as he can on a movie he's going to, blind batty eyes you know.

*Voice: You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

UD: And don't get him started on his Bat-villain laughs. They're positively bone-chilling.
*Small gleam of a smile courses across the dragon's wrinkled visage.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Well... the only knowledge you really need to know... is that the Joker is fantastic. I'm sure Ed will love it!

 

[The Count]

*UD, dunking a cookie in his bat's milk: Yes... But then he'll be asking where you get all your wonderful toys... Or my favorite, have you ever been dancing with the devil beneath the light of the blue moon? And then he'll be rooting for that riddle fellow and feline femme fatale to appear in the third movie... His faves you know. Though I'm a bit partial towards Dr. Crane, such a splendid scarecrow he made, much better than the frog.

 

[The Count]

*UD, casually: Yes... That Mike Angal did a fine report on Dr. Crane's latest entrepeneurial endeavors... Shame he got sidetracked though. And to think, everyone was running rampant speculating this Anthony Michael-Hall would be the Riddler. *Waves hand in a Dr. Forester shrugging mannerism.

 

[The Count]

*Walking down the hall...

Me: It started with Warners and Michael-Hall being hush-hush about his role... Making us think it'd be some big villain they didn't want us to know about, before the stuff about confirming Dent would be turned into Two-Face that is.
Stil have to wait till Tuesday to seeit though... Meh.

Night all... And don't let the batty bats bite.
UD: Pleasant screams. Prawn, the sponsors are yours to announce tonight.
*Hugs his former roomie and departs for his deadroom down below in the basement graves.

 

[The Count]

It's too quiet in here.
Count: A little 2 quiet.
That's a little bit better.
Count: A little too little too bit better.
UD: Ah, Ally Sheedy's Frankenstein.

 

[The Count]

Oh hey Uncle D. Shouldn't you be getting ready to frighten Claudia into posting again?
UD: Not yet. The movie's not being released until next week remember?
Yes... But what fun we will have here and maybe in the fic section. *Secret plans to spookify Squeedom.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Five across, six letter word for either pandemonium, or the name of a rock group.
Beige: Mayhem.
Storyteller: Eight down, with the X-Files, I want to...
Scooter: Believe. (whistles a few bars of X-Files theme)
Storyteller: Nine across, the leaves in this season were turning to the color of her hair.
Nora: Autumn.
Storyteller: Ten down, the skull in a certain recent movie was made of this mineral.
Erin: Crystal.

 

[The Count]

Mwahahahahaha! *Huggles Erin.

Oh, BTW... Tomorrow Sci-Fi's airing a Ghost Hunters International episode eminating from... The White Lady's rest in peace residence at Kenwothy. Uncle D, is that the place?
UD: Could be, but Erin and the gofer know more on that subject than I. Should really visit her and Fughetta this year...
Would watch it myself, but we'll be heading out to the cinema for a jaunt to Gotham City.

Take care. And I hope you're able to avoid the spine-shattering clue of 13 straight down dead center.