Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Grrrrrrrrr! slamming down the phone
May I help you?
Prairie: I just talked to my parents. They told me I can't have a youtube account! They're afraid that some jerk will get into it & post nasty stuff! It's not fair,Kathy! That weirdo Gonzo has one. The Swedish Chef has one. Beaker has one! Even those 2 old guys Statler and Waldorf have one! I'm not a little girl anymore!I just wish my parents would realize that!
OK..OK Prairie...take it easy. Rosita doesn't have one either,right?
Prairie:Right. snif
Well it's because your parents worry about you.
Prairie:But you have one.Doesn't your mom worry?
Prairie...there were times when idiots sent me nasty stuff. And I deleted it right away.Tell you what. Maybe later on we'll call your parents and Rosita's parents,and we'll ask permission for you to share my account.
Prairie:You'd do that?
Why not?
Prairie:Oh Kathy ..thank you!hugging me
You're welcome hugging her back Just one thing. You might want to apologize to your parents for slamming down the phone on them. I think they heard it.
Prairie:OK...I will.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *obviously flustered* Ryan! What are--why are there furry little round talking things?
Ryan: *picks up a Muppaphone* You mean these guys? Aww, Sam, they're Allie's roommates! We're watching them for her while she's gone.
Sam: *shuffles a Muppaphone out of the way with his foot* Yes, but how many of them?
Ryan: *shrug* I didn't count 'em when they came in.
Sam: *gasps* What? That's like allowing illegal immigrants into your country!
Ryan: So does that make me a fine, upstanding American citizen?
Muppaphones: *laugh*
Sam: *frowns* I'm sleeping in the hall.
Ryan: Sweet! *goes to high-five Muppaphones* Oh yeah...

 

[The Count]

Summer winds blow through the dorms, rattling a few fixtures, though not enough for any real damage nor enough to wake a certain number of roomies.

 

[Katzi428]

Room 6 is quiet except for West Side Story being on TV

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *typing*
Beau: *dusting a tie-pin*
Bo: *sighing* Must we always alliterate?

 

[Erine81981]

In room 26 all that is heard is the TV which is playing the new recorded episode of "Hanna Montana."

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *watches Batman Begins* Oh I do so love this movie!
Gonzo: Michael Caine! Wow! He's brilliant! Too bad he didn't get to jump off the buildings like Batman!
Clifford: Yeah, I'm sure he's just as upset as you are...
Muppaphone: Hey, Gonzo, do you think you'd like to take my place in Marvin's performances?
Link: How much does it pay? I might be interested.
Other Muppaphone: Pay? Ha! Yeah right! That's rich! Hoo!
Sam: *gasps* Have you taken up a complaint with OSHA?
Ryan: ...Sam, do you even know what OSHA stands for?
Sam: "Oh, Susana, Help America."
Ryan: ...yes, Sam... that's exactly it. *resumes watching Batman*

 

[The Count]

*In Prawny's room...
UD, enjoying the movie: You know... I wonder if that eagle would enjoy the series American Dad. Ah well, to each their own.
*Lights a match in front of his face, then toasts his bag of popcorn feeding the little Muppaphones huddled in his tattered overcoat.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Shh! Uncle D., don't tell Sam about that show! You'll give him too many ideas!

 

[The Count]

*UD: Very well prawn... Just don't make me lock you in your room to update again. And don't spill any of the sequel to the big bats downstairs... They're planning to go on the midnight scremiere this Tombsday.
Now then... Green tea? *Produces cup filled with the foggy liquid as they get to the party where Raz crashes Bruce's birthday.