Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Stabs Zoot swiftly.
-_- Don't touch me, Zsacha!
Ztupeed zing....

Claudia: Screeches.

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: What are we going to do tonight?
Big Bird: We can tell stories!
Others: No.
Ernie: We can play games!
Others: No.
Cookie: Eat cookies!
Others: No.
Bert: We can organize the silverware!
Others: Huh?
Bert: Nevermind.
Bryan: (walking in the door with a shopping bag) Hey, guys! What's wrong?
Snuffy: We're bored.
Big Bird: Yeah, there's nothing to do tonight.
Bryan: I just bought the Muppet Show, Season 3. Wanna watch it?
Ernie: Now you're talkin'!
Bryan: (opens up the DVD and puts the first disc in the machine)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Snuffy: What are we going to do tonight?
Big Bird: We can tell stories!
Others: No.
Ernie: We can play games!
Others: No.
Cookie: Eat cookies!

Claudia: Snuggles Cookie monster.
Gives him a generous batch of thick chocolate chip cookies.
X3 AWWWW!

Blind Pew: Drags her away from the room.

Claudia: Waves as she's dragged carelessly about.
Buhbye! :3

 

[The Count]

Well... Left Beth a message, hope she finds it and can reply soonish.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: That Claudia nice lady. Maybe me live with her for a few days. Buh bye! Oh, Claudie! Claudie! (wanders off to hang out with Claudia and eat cookies.)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *hiding under bed holding a gun* Glad we borrowed this blunderbuss from the Chef...
Clifford: *also under the bed* Pretty lucky he had silver bullets, too.
Sam: *also under the bed* Are you certain that silver bullets are used to turn illegally immigrated vampires into good, old fashioned, decent, American vampires?
Ryan: About 76% sure...
Clifford: Did you know that 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Ryan: I did not.
Sam: I still think that silver bullets were for werewolves...
Ryan: Well we can't be too safe either way.
Clifford: And besides, we've got Link holdin' a wooden stake.
Link: *also under the bed* *holds up a wooden steak* I wish you would've told me not to try and eat it.
Ryan: ...Right.
Clifford: Gonzo's sure been gone a long time...
Ryan: I'm sure he's fine. He's either still hiding from the vampires, or he's already been turned into one and is having the time of his life out there.
Clifford: Probably the second scenario.
Ryan: Most likely, yes.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <crawls through wall into Prawnie's room and under bed> Mind if I join you? We ran out of room in the piano.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: IN the piano? Sheesh, no wonder you're trying to tune your roomies out!
Clifford: Awful.
Ryan: *ahem* You didn't happen to see Gonzo on your way over, did ya?

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Hey, Lips! Can you go see if Rowlf can help with the score?

Lips: Oh, look at the time, got to go! *walks to me* Where's Rowlf at?

Caitlyn: I don't know. *puts laptop in low power mode* I'll help you look.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...I came through the wall. ...Oh, I guess that doesn't clarify, does it?