Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Whispers to Ailie and her roomies to start playing "Kiss Da Girl" in the background for Caitlyn and Lips.

 

[The Count]

*UD sends electric eels to retrieve treasure from sunken chest. *OOC: OK, so that's a bit of a bad joke, if it makes Clauds laugh, or anyone else, then ju know why it'sa off-color okay.

*Sipping piña colada... Enjoying outside rain. Talking after midnight... And being here with my friends.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Hahahahahaaaaaa! XD

Blind Pew: Giggles.

 

[The Count]

See... 'Nuf said.

Good night ladies and germs. Or is that jecklefins?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: HAHAHA! EEL...CHEST....NYAAHAHAHAHA!
Claudia: X3 Don't you just love inside jokes? WE LOVE YOU, EDDIE! XD
Blind Pew: *Highfives UD*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, Memorial Day, how I love thee...
Gonzo: Ha ha! Me too! No school!
Sam: That is enough! Memorial Day is not about missing school, Memorial Day is about--about remembering America.
Clifford: Actually dude, Memorial Day's about rememberin' those who've fought for America.
Sam: That is preposterous! How dare you question my authority on American literature?
Ryan: *whispering to Sam* It's not literature...
Sam: *gasps* What? How dare you! Of course it is worthy of the title literature!
Ryan: No, it's not that, Sam--
Clifford: It ain't literature at all. It's a holiday.
Sam: A very literaric holiday, mind you!
Ryan: Now you're just making up words.
Sam: So you are telling me, Sam, the American Eagle, that today, Memorial Day, is not good, old-fashioned, American literature?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: Mmhm.
Camilla: Brawk bawk.
Gonzo: Exactly!
Link: Even I knew that...
Sam: Uch! Uch! This is--how could--unbelievable!
Ryan: *shakes head* Happy Memorial Day, Sam. How 'bout we celebrate with some pizza, whadaya say?
Gonzo: Yeah! Just don't use the phone to order out.
Ryan: Why not?
Gonzo: I think I might've made it radioactive.
Ryan: ... *groans* C'mon, we're going to Everybody Eats.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia scrambles out of the time machine, and runs out the door, making a swift dash to the hallway. On the way she snatches Beaker and Bunsen by their lab coats while using her free hand to adjust her beige military uniform.

Bunsen: How very kind of you, but I think I can effortlessly escort Beaker and I to the equipment room.
Trying to keep his glasses on.
Ignoring the fact that I'm being tossed around like a stuffed animal, why are you doing exercise at this hour? Oh, and Happy Memorial Day, silly!

Beaker: Is amazed by Bunsen's innocence.
MEE MEE MEEE!

Claudia: O-o Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
I wanted to visit the American Civil War in honor of Memorial Day!

Bunsen: Aw, no harm in that!
I do not blame you for stealing an innocent glimpse...
How long did you gander, I wonder?

Claudia: ...Isung"InTheNavy"andtheygotmadandnowtheywantmyhead....16 minutes? D=

Bunsen: I'm a trifle deaf on this ear, dear...speak louder. Is it me? Or is it you are becoming rather sheep-like in expressing yourse....
Glances over his shoulder and see a horde of angry military men hounding her.
My goodness, this had better be an illusion!

Claudia: D: Yeah...it...is! We're ACTUALLY in the North Pole...where Santa is helping Rudolph put on his fake electrickyish nose...and...and....

Dr. Van Neuter: AHHHHHHHH! MOTHER! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Composta and Blind Pew fend them off.

Composta: Pumpkin, YOU BIG SISSY!....But you MY big sissy! >/

Claudia: ....I can explain?

Bunsen: ....Go to your ROOM!

Beaker: O_O MEEEP!
Screams at the random, uncharacteristic reaction of Bunsen.

Claudia: O_O UM....what did you say?

Bunsen: Pew....please....I'm awfully tired and desire that you handle the problem....

Blind Pew: Dragging Claudia by the ear.
Time-out for ZYOU!

Claudia: WAIT! I haven't had a time-out since....O_O...
ELEMENTARY! D:

Dr. Van Neuter: ....Dun...dun...DUUUNNN!

They all stare at Neuter.

Nueter: What? 0_0

Claudia: O_O Sucking her thumb, she is dragged over to her room to relive her childhood nightmare. Puts on her Teddy Bear jacket....complete with the ears. XD

 

[The Count]

*In Vincent Price voice: Aw... Isn't she cute when she's being tortured. Now post more story!
Deadly, Count... Time to do a little subtracting. So take it avay Steve!
*Plays Subtraction Blues (MuppetCast version) while army soldiers are stake by the double blasts of bolts, reeling them backwards into the time machine from whence they came.

So... Hey Prawnie... I'll trade you a piece of pizza for my chocolate milk. Dunno why the fiends even bought it, I don't drink that stuff.

Mmm, pepperoni pizza with hot dog sausages and relish and kraut on top with a frothy milkshake. American classics hot off of the menu on Memorial Day. BBQ party on Friday, you've been warned.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

So... Hey Prawnie... I'll trade you a piece of pizza for my chocolate milk. Dunno why the fiends even bought it, I don't drink that stuff.

Mmm, pepperoni pizza with hot dog sausages and relish and kraut on top with a frothy milkshake. American classics hot off of the menu on Memorial Day. BBQ party on Friday, you've been warned.

Claudia: Snatches the chocolate milk from Eddie's hand.
0-0 Makes loud slurping noises with the straw.

Blind Pew: Claudia...what are zyou doingz here?
Threatens her with the sword.

Claudia: O_O I have the bear ears....BACK OFF!
I WON'T RETURN TO STARING AT THAT DREADFUL WALL! D:
I have the attention span of a rodent....;_;

Blind Pew: ...Zo zorry, fiends...eh....excuse my pet...

 

[The Count]

* No apologies needed Pew...
UD: So long as that pet of yours updates one of her blasted stories.
*Rumbles menacingly.