Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: You came through the wall? ! Do you realize how many vampires you could let in with your--your big, gaping hole!
Clifford: Probably about one person at a time. She ain't that big.
Ryan: ...You could let in about one vampire at a time!
Sam: Unacceptable!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *walking around with Lips, laptop under her arm* Wow, it looks like a ghost town out here.

Lips: I wonder where everyone else went?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Only if they were coming from my room, and there's only my dormies in my room, with the door locked and secured enough to keep the Swedish Chef in. There's nothing to worry about.
Robin: <crawls through hole> Lisa?
Lisa: <SHRIEKS!>

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: VAMPIRE! VAM-PI-RE!
Link: Aww, vampires are cute.
Sam: They are unAmerican!
Link: They're cute though...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <scurries in and hides behind Lisa> Vampire? WHERE? I'm scared...
Lisa: <is hiding face in hands> <whispers> False alarm... Very squeaky false alarm... <blink> <double-take> Claudia? How... <blink> <looks at Prawnie> <whispers> Is your door locked?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oomf, what a crowded bed... *blink* Never mind. Hi Claudia, welcome to... under the bed. Population: ...erm, I lost count.
Link: *pushes he way around to be next to Claudia* Hi there. I'm Link Hogthrob. I understand you're in need of protection from vampires.
Clifford: Here it goes again... Heh heh.
Ryan: *headslap* See what you've started, Lisa?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O-o Hello, Robin!
Don't worry I'm no vampire.
I'm just a figment of Lisa and Prawnie's imagination.
x3 They THINK I'm real...but I'm not.
Make sense? XD

Bunsen: Greetings, little Robin...
My, what are we hiding from?
Are we playing Hide & Seek? Oh, you sillies.

Beaker: *On top of Lisa* MEEP!

Blind Pew: *On top of Ryan* Zorry, leetle girl...

Claudia: O_O Well, uh, swill?
*Offers Link some*

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hears some of the chatter in the other dorms* The'yre hiding from vampires.

Lips: O_O But Caitlyn, what about-- er, you-know-who?

Caitlyn: *hushes Lips* *lowers voice* It'll be okay. We'll just reassure them that there are no blood-sucking vampires on the premises. Although... this does give me something new to add to the cover-up...

Lips: *lowers voice* Forget about the cover-up! forget about "The Vampire of the Muppet Dorms"! Right now, we've gotta hide!

Caitlyn: I'm not scared.

Lips: Caitlyn, you are one of the most courageous women I have ever met.

Caitlyn: *blushes at the comment* Aw, Lips... <3

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *underneath Pew* Lovely...
Clifford: *counting people under the bed*
Ryan: Don't do that... you might get Ed, Uncle D., and The Count up here... I don't think we can fit anymore.
Sam: *wedged between Lisa and Bunsen* We can not fit this many people here!
Ryan: Tell me about it...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: And you think I started this? You're the one who got under the bed! I was in a piano, thank you very much.