Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: It's May 16th
Red *somber*: That's right
Mokey *putting an arm around Red*: Oh yes
Abby: What's so special about it?
Wanda: A very special friend of theirs passed away on this day
Abby: Oh, you mean he died? That means he'll never come back right?
Beth: That's right Abby
Mokey: I'm so sorry you never got to meet him Abby. You too Wanda.
Wanda: He sounds like he was a wonderful person
Beth: He was. But we can keep him alive by celebrating his memory
Abby: So if you tell me about him it's almost like I could know him!
Beth *laughs a little*: You are right about that. Come on girls, let's tell Abby and Wanda all about him.

 

[The Count]

*Banners are hung celebrating the man who was Jim Henson with an added curl of laurel beneath his frame. *Airings of The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson will be shown throughout the day, so as to help teach all our new friends about the master of Muppets' background.
Live long Jim... You'll be in our hearts, so until then...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <puts down employee handbook>
Robin: Well?
Lisa: <Nods> I can wear my Kermit the Frog socks to work today.
Robin: I still think it's kinda silly that you're gonna have my uncle on your feet.
Lisa: <smirk> Well... Technically, he'll be on my ankles, but... I guess it is kinda funny, isn't it?
Chef: <quietly standing and looking at the calendar>
Rowlf: <quietly standing next to Chef, also looking at the calendar>
Chef: ...<Pats Rowlf's shoulder>
Rowlf: <Nods> ...Ruff.
Chef: Um de hur.
Lisa: <looks at Chef> <looks at Rowlf> <looks at Robin> ...<grabs a muffin and throws it at Rowlf's back>
Rowlf: Huh?
Lisa: <throws muffin at Chef's back>
Chef: Huy!
Lisa: Gotcha!
Chef: <grabs a bagel and throws it at Lisa>

<Laughter and food-throwing ensues>

 

[The Count]

*Tosses an orange-glazed chocolate doughnut at Lisa. Ha! Your face! *Leaves.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Tosses an orange-glazed chocolate doughnut at Lisa. Ha! Your face! *Leaves.

But I thought we were reserving the chocolate donuts for days such as August 16 and January 7...

Beige: Aw, where's the fun in that? Hey, Count, ya wanna throw another one over here?

 

[The Count]

*Tosses doughnuts at Beige and Erin. Eh, I'll just use the Boston Screams instead for a delicious doughnut pudding recipe. Remember, keep performing your tributes to Jim all weekend long, I know he'd appreciate it all.
Lime in the coconut? That's crazy enough to work.

 

[Erine81981]

Me, Grover, Herry, Murray, Burce and even Oscar enter the backprouch where the stage is set

Me and the monsters and this grouch....

Oscar: What?

...are going to sing a tribute to Jim from a wonderful song called, "Dee Dee Dee."

Herry: I'll be playing the drums.

Grover: I will be playing the banjo.

Murray: I'm playing the piano.

Burce: Me and Oscar will be showing you all the things that start with the letter D.

Oscar: Why do i have do this?

It's a tribute to your dad, Oscar.

Oscar: What? My dad didn't write this song.

Not him. The other one.

Oscar: Oh. Him.

Yea him. Alright guys. Hit it.

Herry starts playing the drums, Grover starts playing his banjo while Murray starts the piano

Me: Dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, doggy; (Oscar: *holds up a stuffed doggy toy*)
Dee-dee, dangerous dragon; (Bruce: *holds up a toy drangon*)
Dee-dee, dee-dee, donkey, duckie,
Dinosaur. (Oscar and Bruce: *holds up toys of these*)

Oh, dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dinner;
Dee-dee, dee-dee, de-licious;
Dee-dee, dee-dee, dee, don't drop dishes
Down on the floor.

Oscar: *drops them on the floor* Heh heh heh.....

Oh, do a dance. *does a little dance*
Dig some dirt. *pretends to dig some dirt*
Dunk a doughnut for dessert. (Bruce: *dunks a donghnut in some coffee*)
Draw a daisy that's dee-de-lightful to see.
(Oscar: *holds up a drawing of a dead daisy* *laughs*)
When "D" is handy, it's fine and dandy.

Dee, dee-dee, dee,
"D" is such a very nice letter.
Each day I like it better,
That lovely letter called "D!"

(spoken) You know there are all kinds of
letter that begin with the letter D
There's Doctor and Dintist and Dime
Dollar, Daddy, Door, Dandylion and....

(singing again) Draw a daisy that's dee, de-lightful to see.
When "D" is handy, it's fine and dandy. (Bruce: *holds up a better drawing of one*)

Dee, dee-dee, dee,
"D" is such a very nice leeeetter.
Each day I like it beeeetter,
That lovely letter called "D,"
Dee-dee, dee, having fun,
But now I'm dee, dee, dee, done!

Herry, Murray and Grover get up and bow down

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: That was wonderful, Kyle. Great job, guys!

Lips: So, who's on next?

Caitlyn: *looks at clipboard* It doesn't say. But *flips pages* I DO have an excellent three part pplan to solve the Zoot Problem.

Lips: Why are you doing this?

Caitlyn: 'Cuz I'm your friend. Now, Step 1: Locate Janice.

Lips: Why?

Caitlyn: ... let's just say that Zoot and Janice have a special bond.

Lips: Oh.

Caitlyn: Step 2: Get Janice to talk to Zoot.

Lips: Okay.

Caitlyn: Step 3 is the most important step...

Lips: Which is?

Caitlyn: During the after-wedding party, you and Zoot will mend your friendshop back together. While that is happening, I will send in an army of monkeys and fish with a trampoline on a unicylce to sprinkle tapioca pudding on the floor. Then, all of us will sing some show/movie tunes, ending with all of us tap dancing out of the building to "Singin' In the Rain".

Lips: ?

Caitlyn: ... Okay, so only the part about you and Zoot being friends again makes sense. So what? I came up with step 3 just five minutes ago.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: How's Link doing?
Clifford: He's alright. Been pretty quiet today.
Ryan: *nods* I understand that. Anything special he wants to do today?
Clifford: *shrug* He hasn't mentioned anything.
Ryan: Alright, well if he wants anything just tell him to ask me and we'll get it.
Clifford: You sure you wanna make that promise?
Ryan: ...Tell him we'll get him anything within reason.
Clifford: Nice save.
Ryan: It comes from years of living with Gonzo.
Clifford: Don't I know it...

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: Well, I figured out our next act.

Lips: What is it?

Caitlyn: "Lydia the Tattoed Lady".

Lips: ... *nods* I respect that.

Caitlyn: THe problem is that we don't have anyone to sing it.

Lips: Oh.

Caitlyn: So... Gonzo, Rowlf, anyone who wants to do this song, if you're hearing me, you're on in ten miutes.