Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Outside the dorms... Bad form old bean.
UD: Yes, I'd give that fall a 3. Need to work on it if you want to ace the diving team's record.
*All leave with Clauddiee in toe for the i-scream parlor.

 

[The Count]

Noooo! If I can't have my Clauddieeea then noone will.
Mwahahaha!

*Presses detonator.
Oh wait... If I blow her up, there'll be no more story. Plus, it'll be too messy. And how will I explain it to Coffee? Eh, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself in that dark dreary Labyrinth.

*Pounces on Rabbit instead. Clauddieeeea! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! *Grrrr!
Huh? Wha happa? Did we fall into the timewarp again?

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Dance! Dance!
*Sniffs air... Ewwwww, Claudia! You wash off that burning gasoline and get squeeky clean again. Me like strawberry-scented Squeex better anyway. She delicious, she squeekalicious!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: O_O SEPERATED FOREVER? NOOOOOOO!
Is dragged away.

O-o

Blind Pew: I do ze kidnapping here!

 

[The Count]

Yes... And who do you think taught Zebo? *Evil sneer.
*Pushes button and tractor beam drags Claudia back to their prison.
*Breathing heavily: In the Twilight Zone I rule supreme!
Deadly, you stay here on watch if they try to excape again.

*Evil laugh as he disappears into nothingness, feeding the fear in the room. Oh darn, I'm late for that appointment with Death and Pestilence.
*Rushes on to Dark Shadows nightclub/restaurant.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Iz moi pleaszure.
Ohhhh, Caitlyn, ze Pew haz zurprise for zyou! <3

 

[The Count]

*Ruminating... Now where be that fool Dimentio? Probably galavanting across the realms with Jess and those others with the orbs of power. Eh, whatevs. *Dunks doughnut in cooled hot chocolate watching for any signs of a breakout. Uh-oh, I don't think Animal's gonna make it! Well, if he goes I'm going with him!
Breakout!

*Musical chaos for my Claudidda and Rabbitina.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: You know what I miss?
Beau: Being alive?
Bo: Besides that.
Beau: ...If you are about to say punctuation...
Bo: I was gunna say melon...but yeah, that too.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Find a happy place...happy place. D:
Rocks back and forth.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *is thwacked with question mark cane* Wha... *innocent*
Beau: Deserved that.
Bo: True...
Beau: Beau?
Bo: No...true...
Beau: Ahh. What?