Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Lightbulb! Deadly, go get Composta, she'd be perfec for the drums. OK, tune up girls, I just love your new look. It's to die for.
*Evil smile.

 

[The Count]

*After a quick wardrobe change to get Composta in character we add her to the drumkit standing in the back center of the stage.

And now, without further delay... The Muppet Dormettes!
*Rock on! Uh, Claudia, you've got a bit of glitter showing. Eh, we can fix that up in post.
Now play my pretties! Mwahahahaaaaa!

 

[Erine81981]

What? A war? In the Drorms? That is preposterous!

Herry: *comes running in with a war helment on*

What's going on out there?

Herry: Haven't you heard? A war!

There really is a war going on out there?

Herry: *nods yes*

In the hallway?

Herry: Yes!

Thanks little dude for telling us.

*the little Muppetphone runs off*

I have to get my stuff ready. Where's Murray, Grover and Bruce?

Herry: I don't know. Grover might be at work.

Oh yea. I hope Murray and Burce are ok.

 

[Erine81981]

Me and Herry head out into the hallway and run to room 15

*kicks door open* Anyone here?

Herry: I think they've been captured.

*background music starts up* Then we need to save them!

Herry: What are we going to do?

I don't know? I was hoping you might have something.

Herry: Not a thing.

Oh well. We tired. *starts walking back*

Herry: Come on Kyle. These are young women that need your help.

They are?

Herry: Yeah!

Alright then. Let's go kick some tail! *screams as i run through the hallways*

Herry: I hope i haven't created a monster.

 

[The Count]

Aw... Concert over so soon? Mmm, wonder if Claudia's still awake and I can prod her for story updates.
*Evil grin.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *grumbles* Physics...
Gonzo: *comes in singing* Let's get physical--
Ryan: Not exactly. Not at all, actually.
Gonzo: What then?
Ryan: I have a physics test tomorrow.
Gonzo: Ooh, can I help?
Ryan: I doubt it. It's about optics.
Gonzo: Oh. So... like eyes?
Ryan: Yeah.
Gonzo: Well... hmm, that's tough... you want my eyes?
Ryan: Your... eyes?
Gonzo: Yeah! I can go pull 'em right out for you and then--
Ryan: No thanks.
Gonzo: Aww, c'mon, please?
Ryan: No Gonzo!
Gonzo: Party pooper... *sulks out*
Ryan: *shakes head* *returns to studying*

 

[Erine81981]

Me and Herry walk back into our room.

Glad that is over with. *takes off helment and drops it*

Herry: Me too. *whips forhead off and takes his helment off too*

Murray: Hey guys.

Hi Murray? Where have you been?

Murray: In my room. I was watching Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

Herry: You were in your room this whole time?

Murray: Yep.

Have you seen Bruce?

Murray: The last i saw him he was about to take a bath.

Oh yea. I forgot he told me he was going to take a bath. Glad to know everyone is alright.

Herry: Where's Grover?

He's still working. That monster is what i call a Super Working Monster.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (looking at watch) And speaking of baths...(uses back brush to hammer on bathroom door) Beige, you've been in there for half an hour!
Storyteller: Yeah, you're going to use up all the hot water! And I need to get my hair dryer!
Beige: (inside) Come on, even an ex-security Fraggle's entitled to a decent evening's ablutions!
Nora: (on sofa, reading a magazine) Evening's ablutions, Beige, not total monopolies on the plumbing.
Beige: (emerging in bathrobe and shower cap) All right, I get the picture. Storyteller, here's your hair dryer.
Storyteller: About time. (vanishes into hut; dryer starts whirring)
Nora: Okay, who's next?
Erin: (in room) One of you guys can go; I've got something to finish up in here.
Scooter: I'll go. (vanishes into bathroom, starts running water into tub)
Nora: So, when's the ceremony?
Erin: This weekend. And there's a lot of stuff leading up to it.
Beige: When we completed security training, the Cave's Oldest Fraggle gave us a nice embroidered dustrag, and that was it.

 

[Erine81981]

Bruce: *coming in with a towel around his waist* Hey guys.

Hey Bruce. Did you like your long waited over due bathtime?

Bruce: Yeah. It was great. I'm heading to bed. *shuts door behind him*

At least his bathtime is the only thing he seems to enjoy in the building.

Grover: Who does not enjoy taking hot clean baths.

Oscar.

Grover: You proved my point.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(earlier this morning)

On the coffee table in the common room is a large bouquet of vividly-colored flowers. Surrounding it are photos of Kermit, Rowlf, Cantus, Ernie, King Ploobis and others, as well as a group shot of the Muppet performers.

In another room, someone puts on an audio of Jim's memorial.

Voice of Richard Hunt: We are here today, to grieve the death, and celebrate the life, of Jim Henson...



Rest in peace, Jim. Keep them laughing up there, you and Richard and Jerry Juhl and Don Sahlin and all the others.