Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <Sits down at piano> <Ahem> <begins playing piano> Lydia, oh Lydia,
say have you met Lydia?
Lydia the TAttooed Lady!
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even moreso
Lydia, oh Lydia,
That encyclopedia,
Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo!
On her back is the Battle of Watterloo
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue!
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La da da... da da dum.
Do do doo... da da dum.
She can give you a view
Of the world in tattoo
If you step, up, and tell her where.
For a dime you can see
Kankakee or Paree,
Or Washington crossing the Delaware.
La da da... da da dum.
Do do doo... da da dum.
Lydia, oh Lydia,
Say! Have you met Lydia?
Lydia the TAttooed Lady!
When her muscles, start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson!
Lydia, oh Lydia,
Say! Have you met Lydia?
Oh, Lydia, the champ of them all!
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet!
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat,
And NOW the old boy's in command of the FLEET...
For he WENT and MARRIED LYDIA!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Everyone: *claps*

Caitlyn: That was WONDERFUL, Rowlf! Bravo!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Relaxing in jaccuzzi.
Luuddduuuduuuuu...

Siempre que te pregunto
Que cuándo cómo y dónde
Tú siempre me respondes
Quizás, quizás, quizás

Y así ; pasan los días
Y yo desesperado
Y tú, tú, contestando

Quizás, quizás, quizás,

Estás perdiendo el tiempo
Pensando, pensando
Por lo que más tú quieras
Hasta cuando, hasta cuando

Y así ; pasan los días
Y yo desesperado
Y tú, tú contestando

Quizás, quizás, quizás...

 

[The Count]

*Gurgling noises from the bat-room... *Off to an early rest in peace. Sleep tight, and sweet memories to Jim.
MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letters J and H, and by the number 18.
UD: BTW: What's a J. Henson?

 

[The Count]

*Beams at the monster Bunsen's created. Maybe I should... No, she'll be better for... Mwahaha...
*Turns Claudia Monster loose on the fanfic reading room to get authors to post again!

Together we shall rule the literary world!
*Evil laugh, bold and brash.

 

[The Count]

*Coming out of the bat-rooms... It's a spooky day in the neighborhood, a spooky day... Oh, hi there, looking for me?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: EEP! I'm late for my bro's prom!
I promised him I'd be there!
Is all prettied up.

Bunsen: And may I ask who are you? <3 O_O

Beaker: ...MeewithFraggie....withfraggie...meewithfraggie...
Meetaken...

Dr. Van Neuter: Composta...divorce...now.

Composta: Slaps.

Blind Pew: Somezing iz different in ze air...

Bunsen: My dear...why don't you make yourself cozy?

Claudia: Freaked out. IT'S ME, YOU DWEEBS!

Bunsen: Screams.
I nearly fell in love...with...oh...my...
This is most disturbing.
I'll go and....rest...

Dr. Van Neuter: GROSS!
OH GOSH! Composta...come back to me! <3

Composta: Hmph.

Blind Pew: My darlingz....Snugs.
May I go wiz you to zis...eh...prom zhing?

Claudia: Of course! To Oz?

Blind Pew: To Oz!

Claudia: WE'RREEEE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD...

Blind Pew: Shut up, pleaze.

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Yes... Last time they were seen. Hmm, that'd be in April when my bats were handing out flowers and cookies as part of April Showers.
*To Clauds. Not without silver slippers you're not. They can turn you into pretty mermaid, according to Lighthouse Island. Just remember, there's no place like dorms, there's no place like dorms, there's no place like... Topeka!
*Mmm, chows down on some stashed cookies after offering everybody some of course. Mmm, white macadamia. Want some?

 

[Erine81981]

*in the common room* That was fun yesterday.

Grover: Yep. Everyone had something to say or do.

Yep.

Murray: *walks up* Hey guys.

Hey Murray.

Grover: Hello Murray.

Murray: What are you two doing?

Nothing.

Grover: Just enjoying a cute little glass of lemonade.

Here's yours Murray. *hands him a glass*

Murray: *takes it* Thanks Kyle. I was out for a walk today. It does a body good to walk.

Your right Murray. How about we walk down to the park.

Grover: Sounds good to me.

Murray: Yea!

Alright. Let me go get a picnic packed and we'll have a little snack when we get there.

Grover: I will go get my ball.

Murray: I'll get my glove.

We head out a few minutes later with a picnic packed and Murray's glove and Grover's baseball. And we head on to the park.

 

[The Count]

*As security guard... What's all the racket out here kids? Oh Scooby... Will you hunt down Alex-Wolf if I give you a Scooby snack?