Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Show me your darkside, dudes!
I am Darth Claudious!

Ruler of many worlds!
:O

(Dresses in a blood-red robe, tatoos on her face)

BRING IT ONNNNN!

(Drags the frightened Alex in)

FIGHT BY MY SIDE!
AND TOGETHER!
WE WILL SEE THEIR "MOONS OF ENDOR"!

Bunsen:
I should hope not.

Claudia:
Outta this, Melon-head!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex:Ruling side by side huh? Moons of Endor? Hmmm..... both intriguing and tempting.......

Bean: *from across the hall* Alex! Don't do it! Don't listen to her! Nooooooo!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Yes, yes.
Together! We will moon them!
>D JOIN THE DARKSIDE!

Beaker:
(Joins Bean)
MEEP!

Claudia:
Together, you and I learn to use the force.
(Sticks out her hand...)
Ok, hold on.
If Eddie can have electricity shoot outta his hand...
I think we can make things float.
(Face turns red)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Some ruler of all worlds.

Claudia:
(Directs her hand to him, choking him--utilizing the force)
Say what?

Dr. Van Neuter:
MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!

Bunsen:
(Looks to Alex fearfully)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *dons a midnight blue hooded robe. Her skin becomes pale - almost blue-ish; beneath the robe she wears a blue dress with fishnet tights, black boots, and fishnet gloves* Yes. Together, Claudious! We shall rule the universe! *cackles*

Sweetums: *clutches Bean tightly and fearfully*

Bean: *gasping for breath*

Alex: MwOo ahahaha!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Clings to Bean's furry little body)

Bunsen:
My, my, aren't we having fun?
(Pulls Dr. Van Neuter out of the room)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Shocked)

Claudia:
WHEEE!
I mean...um...RA...
Uh...

Ah forget it.
Ooo...LOVE THE DRESS!
Where'd you buy it? X3

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Oh, thanks! I got it at JC Pennies. It's all the rage. I just love how it cuts off at the knees in front and is long in the back don't you? And the ruffles at the bottom give it that extra zing.

Bean: Guys.... *gag*..... Guys.... I.... I can't..... *gag* breathe.....

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: *comes running breathing hard*

Did you run from work?

Grover: No. *breaths hard* I ran...*breathing hard*...from the park.

And?

Grover: You will not believe what i saw.

What?

Grover: Cookie Monster running!

And?

Grover: He had on a joggers suit and was eatting...get this...celery.

Celery? Not Cookie?

Grover: That is right.

Are you sure it was Cookie Monster?

Grover: I promise you.

Murray: *walks in with Bruce* Hey Kyle.

Bruce: Hello.

Hey guys. Grover has soemthing to tell ya'll.

Bruce & Murray: Ok.

Grover: I saw Cookie Monster jogging in the park eatting...

Murray: A cookie. He always eats a coo...

Grover: That is not what he was eatting.

Bruce: Then what?

Grover: A piece of celery.

Murray & Bruce: Celery?

Yes! That is weird isn't.

Bruce: He's proubley just playing a joke.

But maybe it's a good thing. He's been needing to lose some weight.

Grover: And just maybe we will not have to hide our cookies any more.

Oh how much better that would be. No more having to hide them and just leaving them out in the jar or on the couch or just about anywhere. *sighs, relaxes on the couch*

 

[The Count]

Hey Claudia... That's Uncle D who shoots blue lightning out of his hands, not moi.
BTW: Have fun schtorming the castle.
*Waves at Clauds and Alex.

Eh, they're all dead.
Just need Kim to chime in with her vote and then the case can be closed favorably.

 

[BEAR]

(Cookie Monster is lying in bed with a midnight snack...a peice of celery)
Cookie: It okay. It negative calories. *crunch crunch crunch*


Snuffy's voice: Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the number 7 and by the letter H. Muppet Dorms are a production of Muppet Central. Goodnight.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Hey guys? I just saw Grover in the hallway and he said that Cookie Monster was at the park running
Mokey: Maybe he felt like getting some exercise
Red: And he was eating celery!
Beth: Um, well it crunches like a cookie...
Abby: Big Bird said Cookie Monster doesn't eat cookies anymore
Wanda: What? Why?
Abby: He said he is the Veggie Monster
Beth: Hmm, that does seem odd. Well, I'm sure Bryan's got it all under control. I can't imagine Cookie Monster never eating cookies anymore.