Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Migraine... Hey Crazy Harry! Take care of this one wouldya?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
This is my invention.
It's called Bunsen-In-A-Jar! xD
(Shakes it)

Bunsen:
(Face pressed up against the glass)

Claudia:
Thankfully muppets are flexible in almost every way.
(Takes Bunsen out)
See? Limp!

Bunsen:
(Groans)
Please, have mercy!

Claudia:
If lonely, take your desired muppet out of the jar.
Make cheap conversation!
Enjoy company!
Most of all, enjoy that muppety craziness.

Bunsen:
Claudia, this is insulting!
(Is stuffed back in)
OH!
You are an abusive little girl!

Claudia:
When you get tired of their fancy blurbs...
just stuff him/her back in! :3

Especially when they call you little girl.

Bunsen:
Let me out!
(Timidly)
I mean it.

Claudia:
If they keep talking...
push them into the closet.


Bunsen:
Plea...se!

Claudia:
The only thing you shouldn't do is
tap the glass.

They hate when you do that.
(Tap, tap)

Bunsen:
(Twitches)

Claudia:
This one has no eyes, but you can still see his dislike for the...tapping.
TAP TAP!

Bunsen:
(Groans)
(Gets out of the jar)
You're in trouble, missy!

Claudia:
I am?

Bunsen:
(Pops his head out of the jar)
Indeed you are!

Claudia:
No. Yo-you...you can't do THAT to me!
I'm...I'm...TOO ADORABLE!

Dr. Van Neuter:
That's kinda true.

Beaker:
(Nods)

Bunsen:
....
....
....
(Snaps)
I've got...a jar...of...dirt....
(Goes crazy)
I've got a jar...of...ERGGHHH!
I've had it!
Confound it!

Neuter:
RUN, PEOPLE!
RUN!

Beaker:
MEE MEE MEE!

Claudia:
THE SCIENTIST HAS GONE MAD!

 

[The Count]

*Gives Claudia an A+ for her invention.
*Evil collector grin.

Shouldn't you be following that scientist/rabbit off to the next story segment?
You knowyou can count on me.

 

[Winslow Leach]

A dissheveled Tony staggers into his room for the first time since last night. Lefty has been reading his epic play, and Tony looks worse for wear, as if his head is about to explode. He falls facedown onto his bed. Lefty trails right behind, still reading from his many napkins. Lefty is still fresh as a daisy, and energetic. Despite reading all night, his voice is fine.

Lefty (reading from a napkin) ...an' den I run into da room, and rescue da beautiful princess! I untie her, an' she gives me a big kiss! But den I realize sometin'...her breath smells familiar! As I back away, gazing at her, she takes off her long blonde wig...da princess was really my brudder all along! I went trew all dat action an' adventure to save...my brudder? After I do one a' dese...(does a double-take)...I say...(finds another napkin and reads)..."please do try the clam dip, it is simply divine!"...oh wait...dat comes later...(finds napkin and reads)...I say, "if I known it was youse, I woulda left ya here to be eatin' by da giant T-Rex in da dungeon!" Den we get into dis big fight, see, what youse call action...as we fight, da audience is in suspense! Who is gonna win? Just den da coiton comes down. End of Act One. How da ya like it so far? Huh? Hey, kid? How da ya like it so far?

Tony: please...stop...

Lefty: Huh?

Tony: please...please...

Lefty: Whatcha sayin'?

Tony (almost in tears) ...stop...please...just...please...stop...

Lefty: I don't unnerstand. Okay. Act Two, Scene One...

 

[The Count]

*Good sigh, sort of. Well, at least the cast's started, again. Maybe someone will see it and reply. Though I don't think they will just yet, nothing new there as of now really. But when I add #2... Might talk to Squeeks or Bethers about a couple of these later.
Oh well.. *Rests up for afternoon classes.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: (Emerges from his room with a jogging suit and sweat band on his head)
Ernie: Hey, Cookie Monster. You missed a good breakfast. Bryan made chocolate chip and banana pancakes.
Cookie: That's okay, Ernie. Me ate some fresh grapefruit. Juicy, delicious and healthy. Good for heart.
Ernie: Oh...Okay.
Bryan: Well, then have a seat, Cookie Monster. I am just about to fix some lunch.
Big Bird: Hey, Bryan? Do we have any birdseed cookies left?
Bryan: Yeah. Check the jar.
Cookie: You know, Big Bird. You really should be careful. A cookie is sometimes food, you know.
Big Bird: Huh?
Cookie: Me would sing song but there no time. Me got to eat nutritious lunch, then me off to gym. Bryan, can me have grilled salmon with lemon. Light on the butter and a side of steamed vege-tables?
Bryan: Uh...sorry, Cookie. We're out of Salmon.
Cookie: Oh. Then me just have salad. Dressing on the side.
Bryan: If you say so. (puts a bowl of salad on table in front of Cookie) There you are.
Cookie: Thank you very much. Oh, me need fork please.
Bryan: Oh. Sorry. (gives him a fork)
Cookie: (takes fork gently in his furry hands and delicately eats his salad. Mmm...very good. (he finishes his salad and gets up to leave) See you boys later. Oh, and name not Cookie Monster. Call me Healthy Monster. Me no even like cookies. Blech! Buh-bye!
Bert: Not like cookies?
Bryan: Now I know somethings up.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Oh welcome,oh welcome to our lit-tle play...again we're so glad you could join us to-day.Though we love sweets,we hate to be rude...Today's play is all about healthy food.looking at me How's that so far,Kath?
Sounds good so far Prairie!Don't forget to work in exercise too though.
Prairie:Yeah..I know.This might take awhile.

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *comes running in* Guys! Guys! There's something *pant* wrong with Cookie Monster!

Bean: *eyes get big* You don't mean.....

Sweetums: *nods* He won't eat cookies! Not even something resembling a cookie! He's turned in a... a... Healthy Monster!

*dooming music plays*

Bean: What will become of him?

Sweetums: I don't.... know.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Goodness gracious!
What happened to dear Cookie?

Claudia:
He....won't....eat...cookies!

Dr. Van Neuter:
WOAH!

Beaker:
MEEP!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Grrr...this is driving me crazy! I can usually figure out how to write a play easily.Now I'm stuck!
Prairie...try to take it easy. It's not like you have a deadline.
Prairie: I know but all of a sudden Cookie Monster's against eating sweets.Goodness knows how long that will last. Remember last year when Bryan punished him because he was eating too many sweets?Cookie tried anything and everything to get sweets.
Rosita:Yeah...I remember.But maybe Cookie has changed.
Prairie:Cookie? Change?I don't think so.
Prairie...just try to relax,OK?Maybe you'll come up with something tomorrow.
Prairie:Yeah...you're right.