Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Wonders if Bunsen has an antidote for that cottage chees opposite personality spread from last week.

Eh, I'm turning in guys.
UD: Turning into what?
*Slight chuckle from the spook.

Kathy or someone else can do the sponsors tonight, I'm not feeling up to it.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *watching and listening from the trap door with a blank look on her face*

Sweetums: *closes Alex's mouth* You're catchin flies....

Alex: Huh? Oh... right. Lefty's play is.... um.... what's the word? It has potential. But it needs a LOT of help.....

Bean: Patrick patrick patrick patrick patrick paaaaatrick PATRICK!

Alex: Bean, stop that! I didn't tell you that so you would start doing it!

Sweetums: Yeah, Bean! It's annoying!

Bean: I'm just practicing!

Alex: Oh, come on! You don't seriously believe that goofball is going to become a dictator and magically make everyone look like him, and magically change the way words sound so they all sound like his name, do you?

Bean: Patrick... patrick patrick.

Alex: Bean! Seriously! I mean, yes the people at school are a little crazy, but you don't have to be one of them!

Bean: Patrick! *looks serious*

Alex: Auuggggggggh! *goes down to Tony's room and shuts the trap door*

Sweetums: Good goin little buddy! *grins*

The two boys hop onto the couch and begin playing video games.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Poor Ed. MC Dorms has been brought to you by the letters P and R and by the number 3.MC Dorms is a presentation of Muppet Central.Night everyone!

 

[Beakerfan]

*sits on the bed* Gee... sure is lumpy..... Tony? Where are you?

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Gobo: Say, what do you suppose is goin' on?
Wembly: I don't know Gobo, but it sure is noisey.
I'll go check it out. *goes two doors down, peeks in door, and then goes back to own room*
Gobo: Well?
Well, Tony seems to be face down on the floor, and he says he can't feel anything, and Alex is sitting on bed trying to get a break from her own roommates' mayhem. So in short, nothing to be too concerned about.
Wembly: Well that's a relief! For a minute there I thought Alex had turned back into one of those hairy monsters! *thoughtfully* Kinda like Sprocket, only bigger and not very nice.
Gobo: No no Wembly. That only happens when the silly creature moon is full.
Wembly: Phew! That's good!

 

[Beakerfan]

*laughs* Oh, you poor guy! *helps him up* Today at school one of my friends declared that he is going to rule the world one day, and among the many strange and demented aspects of this world is the fact that everyone would speak in the language of "Patrick". Essentially what would happen is they would speak english, but all the words would sound like his name. We were speaking Patrick off and on for about an hour (while a group of us discussed the laws of Patrick-land). I think it's really one of those you have to be there kind of things.

 

[Beakerfan]

*buries face in hands* Like you wouldn't believe.......

From upstairs.....

Sweetums: Bean..... I am your faather!

Bean: *cringes* Noooo! No! Nooooo!

Something crashes

Sweetums: Join me on the dark side of the force!

Bean: Never!

Plastic lightsabers clash

Alex: *yells* Boys, don't make me go Palpatine on you! Break anything and you're in big trouble!

Sweetums and Bean: Yes Alex.....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Poor Eddie.

Claudia yawns with her usual indifference to schedule; the others as routine in their studies as a clock with time. The quiet in the room grows ever bothersome, and the room appears bland.

The furniture drift endlessly like a boat at sea. Papers fly around the room; a grand disorder present. The four float about as if nothing wrong had ocurred...typical chaos at its lowest.​

Claudia:
That machine of yours is affecting gravity again.

Bunsen:
Yes, yes it is.
Forgive me, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Sighs)

Tsk, tsk.
Thought I had that fixed already.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Nope.
Look, we have lunch!
(Cow flies in the room)

Bunsen:
(Glares at him)
That's Miss Gladys, you ninny!

Claudia:
Uh, hi!
(Pushes her out of the room)

Beaker:
(flies into the hall)
Mee mee!

Claudia:
Ok!
Just don't go through any windows.
You might float away.

Bunsen:
Tea, Claudia?

Claudia:
Thanks.
(Liquid flies out of the her mug)
(Follows her tea)

Bunsen:
Careful!
You're going to...

Claudia:
Huh?
(The liquid soaks his labcoat)

Bunsen:
Ah, going to put this in the washer.
Hope you are cheerful.

Claudia:
(Beams)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Scoffs)
Sarcasm, Claudia.

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Hehehe!
Me: Rizzo, what are you doing?
Rizzo: Pepe's gonna dress up as Yoda and trick Bean into getting food for us.
Pepe: And girls, Hokay!
Rizzo: Whatever (sighs) What a shrimp.
Pepe: I'm not a shrimp, I'm a King Prawn, Hokay!
Me: (sighs) The more things change, the more things stay the same.

OOC: This is me stating that I'm planning on staying in for the long haul, a lot of real life and laziness has came into my life recently and now that the two shows that I was practicing for around the same time is over with, I hope to get back into the Muppety goodness of this website.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Hang on... I'd better go check on the boys.... *climbs up the ladder into her room* Boys, how's it - EEEEEE! *staring at a lifeless hand lying on the floor*

Sweetums: *holding his lightsaber* What? Oh. Bean, I told you to pick that up!

Bean: *holding his lightsaber in one hand, his other hand gone* I can't without putting down my lightsaber!

Alex: Sweetums! I can't believe you did that! And you didn't even... I mean... poor Bean.... what am I gonna do?

Sweetums: *rolls his eyes* Alex! *walks over and picks up the hand* This isn't even rabbit! It's human!

Bean: *holds up his "good" arm* Yeah, see?

Alex: Ohmygosh don't pick that up! *smacks it out of Sweetum's hand* That is disgusting! I can't believe you just left it there! Wait... it's.... human? *twitches*

Sweetums: Isn't it obvious?

Alex: *runs out the door and down the hall screaming*

Bean: *pulls his hand out of his sleeve* That was classic!

Sweetums: *laughing, his eyes watering* Oh man we got her GOOD! *wipes his eyes*

Bean: I can't believe she couldn't tell it's rubber! Ahahahaha!

Sweetums: *picks up his lightsaber* You ready?

Bean: Let's do this!

The dueling commences