Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Thank you all for having volunteered in making this exciting test work.

Hit it, Beakie!

Beaker:
(Nods)
Mee mee!
(Presses the button)

Bunsen:
Thank you for activating my newest unnamed device!
Pay attention closely.

All who have ate the cheese will suffer a bit of a shock.
Afterwards, you will experience a shift in view---a different personality.

Contrary to who you are.
Opposites!

Ohohoho!
I'm filled with maniacal glee, I tell you!

Beaker:
(Laughs weakly)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Why, you little...
Oh! Ouch! Like, what was that?

(Giggles)
Wow, Beaker, you're so sweet.
I never told you this.
Hahaha!

You know, I love Mulch...
He's so huggable and stuff.

Love, love, love!
All over the world!
No sadness!
Leeeddaaaa!
(Birds flutter about, singing a song)

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Claudia:
(Chews up her tape and spits it out)
(Screeches at the condition of her T.V)
Eddie, you broke my T.V!
You owe me!

I paid so much money, man!

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Dr. Van Neuter:
I'm sure the nice man will pay for it, Claudia!
Right, Eddie?
If not, I'm gonna have to tickle you!

Bunsen and Beaker:
(Grin maliciously at their work)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Opposites?

(turns to imaginary camera, a shocked look on his face...very dramatic)

We've been duped!

POOF!

Tony immediately turns into a goth. Very pale skin...long, black, unkempt hair...black clothing from head to toe...pierced ears with earrings...

Man...what are all these people doing in my room...? I need some alone time...like for the rest of the century! So much pain...hurt...

(takes paper out of pocket and reads, to no one in particular)

What if the moon stopped shining
And fish started to walk the earth,
With little fishy legs?

I'd think, "man, look at those fish,
With their little fishy legs,
I wonder if they'll get varicose veins?"

Ice cream socials are futile,
The turkeys left the barn,
And hyenas run the zoo.

Oh, to be a newt,
Or a wildebeast,
Or a gazelle.

My head is running amuck,
Who let the dogs out,
Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out,
Who, who, who, who, who?
Was it You?

Purple chipmunks fly by my window,
Screaming my name over and over.
I must do something about that.

If hot dogs ruled the earth,
Would that make us all...
Hot dog rolls?

This mental floss is killing me,
Brain hurting, slippin' and slidin'
In my cranium.

I like to eat Shake & Bake
Right from the box
I'm like that.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *opens the trapdoor and looks into Tony's room* Oh my gosh! I didn't realize they had company... that must be one of... well, I dunno really. Who is that guy? Looks like he could use a little cheering up.... ooh! FOOD! *begins helping herself to the cottage cheese and crackers*

 

[The Count]

*From downstairs... Your TV's fine Clauds. Just keep away from that rot unfit for any self-true Muppet fan.
*Plots fanfickery, even if it's just a few chapters at this point.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: Wonder if Ed's going to make her put in a V-chip?
Erin: Why bother, it just takes a pair of pliers to get around those things.
Nora: Don't give Caitlin and Stuart any ideas; Dad says that putting parental controls on the tube is enough of a headache.
Beige: I'll bet what had Ed upset was that Meet the Feebles flick or whatever.
Storyteller: Now, Beige, we agreed not to mention that...is there any hazelnut swirl ice cream left?

 

[The Count]

Nah... I don't believe in V-chips. Unless they're V for vinegar chips... Bunsen could probably make some, quite similar to the edible paperclips. And it was a means of torture inflicted on Claudia the kind that shall go unmentioned here at MC, though the Whoopi Goldberg film's titular hue should give you a clue as to what it was that upset me.

Now then, off to bed where I hope our dreams will be pleasant ones, though I can never tell for certain.
*Dreams of the four dead dolls part of the lineup.

 

[Beakerfan]

Something is astir in room 24..... a loud thudding can be heard due to Sweetums running about the room.

Sweetums: Bean! Keep the blinds closed!

Bean: Yessir! *attempting to close the blinds, which are too heavy for him to pull shut*

Sweetums: Search everywhere. There's gotta be something close by! It probably fell on the floor by her bed....

Alex slowly moves toward the window, minus her trademark silver charms.

Alex: *in shriek-ish tones* Leave it open! I want to feel the light on my skin....

Sweetums: *runs to block the window* Alex, no! Don't do this....

Bean: *frightened* Isn't there an eclipse tonight?

Sweetums: *nervously* Yeah, but it's over now.....

With an un-natural strength, Alex shoves Sweetums out of the way and begins to soak in the moonlight. Her loud cackles ring through the night as she slowly begins to change shape....

 

[BEAR]

Tony (to the scientists) Um, well guys, since you've invited yourselves...I was wondering if you have any food to bring. I have more than enough here...(rolls catering cart into room) But I ordered it with Cookie Monster in mind...

So, here we have cookie burgers...cookie hot dogs...cookie salad...soft-boiled cookies, with glasses of cookie juice on the side...and for dessert...yep, you guessed it...cookies! Oh, and I also got some cookies and cream ice cream, for a little variety.

(Cookie Monster may be considered speechless for the first time) This all for me? Cookie Monster? (He hardly knows what to do with himself...) Me no know what to say... but...COWABUNGA! (Dives right in)

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: (only half noticing how strange people are acting in Tony's room finishes up every last crumb of the cookie feast) Mmmm that best meal me ever ate. It like a Cookie Monster Thanksgiving. (gestures up to the heavens) Thank you! (sees cottage cheese and crackers on tray) Hmm...what this little morsel? (sniffs it and pops one into his mouth)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Oh, Erin it was just a childhood character.
Because I mentioned purple and stuff.
Nothing of THAT show...I would not DARE!
Me...fe....-dies-
Anyway, you did say you blasted my T.V.
That's why I understood wrongly.

COOL!
Another show is on.
(Forces her way to get the control)
What to watch, what to watch.

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Bunsen:
Glad you enjoyed your cookies, Mr. Cookie Monster!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I SING A HAPPY SOOOOONNGG!