Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: *running down the hall* Hey Tony! *screeches to a stop and does a double take* Tony? What's wrong with you? Sheesh, everyone's changing!

Tony opens his eyes, and stares up at Sweetums.

Hey big, shaggy...dude...(sighs)...if you want to stomp on me, go ahead. I won't mind...

Tony closes his eyes. After a few beats, he opens them again.

Not in a stomping mood today? That's cool. Whatever. I dunno what's wrong with me. The last thing I remember was eating some of Bunsen's homemade cottage cheese last night. Then I started feeling really low and depressed. A total change in my personality...but hey, if you see Bunsen, would you ask him to get me more cottage cheese? It was quite delish, as I recall...

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *scratches his head* Uh, sure.... Tony.... you might watch your back. There's a she-wolf-woman-thing on the loose....

 

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: *scratches his head* Uh, sure.... Tony.... you might watch your back. There's a she-wolf-woman-thing on the loose....

There's a who where now? Thanks for the heads up, giant shaggy dude...but if it's all the same, I think I'll just lie here for now, and think of where I fit in in the universe...(a la Dr. Smith, from "Lost in Space")...oh, the pain, the pain!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *after Sweetums and Bean leave again, enters the hall and stops for a minute to sniff at something, then continues*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony hears something strange in the hall, but keeps his eyes closed, wishing he could disappear.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex creeps towards Tony. Not recognizing him, she sniffs his face and growls slightly, then changes her mind and leaves him alone.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Meanwhile...

Lefty: Ya know, Crazy Harry, ya shouldn't have done dat to da poor Newsman...(looks up at ceiling, where Newsie is still stuck) I don't tink we'll ever be able ta get 'im down, he's embedded in da plaster!

Crazy Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (eyes closed) Leave me alone, Rowlf! I already told you, I don't know how to play the piano!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *growls softly at Tony's comment, then begins sniffing Claudia's door*

 

[Winslow Leach]

POOF!

Tony becomes his normal self again. Apparently the influence of Bunsen's cottage cheese has worn off.

Tony: Unghhh....aahhhh...what...where am...what am I doing on the floor of the hallway...?

He rubs his eyes...and notices the black fingernail polish.

Hunh? Dr. Van Neuter! Did you...?

Looks at clothing.

Why am I dressed like this? And what am I doing on the floor?

Tony stands.

Lefty's gonna have some 'splainin' to do!

He stops, frozen in his tracks, and stares at the werewolf creature.

Er...nice doggie...um...I'm just gonna...go to my room...if you're nice and...and don't attack me...I'll...I'll get you some nice Milk Bones...