Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

So I'm really glad I joined these dorms. I'm having a lot of fun, and have met a lot of great people...and Muppets. I'm very happy to be here!

 

[Beakerfan]

That's great Tony! I'm glad you joined!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oh, we can't forget...

Tony gets up, gets another plate, and puts several crab legs on it. He puts it in front of Alex, then makes a dish for himself. He sits, and puts the napkin on his lap.

Are you enjoying yourself?

 

[Beakerfan]

Oh, you bet I am! This beats doing homework any day! (which I'm supposed to be doing right now.... *groans*)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony stifles a giggle into his napkin.

I'm sorry, sweetie...that was just funny! I agree with you: this does beat doing homework!

I'm glad I was able to get the three stooges out of here. Lefty would have tried to sell you something useless, Newsie would have talked your ear off about talking bowling balls or something, and Crazy Harry...well, it's best not to think about Crazy Harry...(shudders)

But I'm happy that you're happy!

 

[Beakerfan]

*giggles* I think I could handle them... I did work at a preschool for 3 years. And I've had to deal with Animal in the past....

 

[Winslow Leach]

That is true! Oh!

Tony refills Alex's glass, and refills his own. He raises his glass in a toast.

Happy 19th day of the month! (winks)

 

[Beakerfan]

*raises her glass in concurrence, returning the wink*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:

[Turns to her cookie]
Now why did you have to go?
As I lay here in the black,
Taking the one way street,
Never once looking back.

I must follow that easy flow-o-o.
Like that cute little duck from aflack.
I'm gonna be free and I
promise you, your gonna need some minty tic-tac.

CAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE...
[Chorus behind her]
HYGIENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Pets her Alan Rickman photo]
It's ok.
It's ok.

Dr. Van Neuter:
What's going on with her now?

Bunsen:
She's attempting terrible lyrics...
so, I'm guessing she is sick.

Singing to a picture of Alan Rickman...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh, just brilliant.

Beaker:
Meep.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *hearing bits and pieces of the conversation in Claudia's room* ALAN RICKMAN? Where? Ohmygosh ohmygosh! Why didn't she tell me he was here? Why didn't she tell me she knows...... *GASP* She was gonna keep him for herself! Why that no good...

Sweetums: Alex. Calm Down! I don't think Alan Rickman is visiting Claudia. And she would've mentioned it if he was. You can go look, but calm down first.

Alex: Okaaaay..... *regains her composure and goes to Claudia's room*