Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Thank you, doll.
Alex, you know what to do.
Just strut your stuff in that dazzling dress of yours!

Beaker:
(Snickers at Tony)
Meep.

Bunsen:
She'll look very beautiful, I'm sure.
What with her blue eyes and porcelien skin...

Claudia:
Yup!

Bunsen:
(Chuckles)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Bunsen, there's no way Alex can not look beautiful!

 

[Katzi428]

peeking head out of doorNeed a hat & cane to go with your singing & dancing Tony?Actually maybe a hard hat!

going into own song & dance
It's raining ceiling...hallelujah!....
Prairie:Kath EEE! Would you get your butt back in here?Sheesh!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty (gestures with head) Hey kid, kid! C'mere!

Tony: What do you want?

(Lefty takes Tony aside and speaks quietly to him)

Lefty: Ya gotta help me wit dat goil.

Tony: Who? Claudia?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiight, riiiiiight. Ya gotta tell her I like her!

Tony: Why don't you tell her?

Lefty: I'm too noivous!

Tony: You're nervous?

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiiiight!

Tony: Lefty, you'd sell bananas to monkeys! You mean to tell me you're afraid to approach a girl, and ask her out?

Lefty: 'Ey, look who's talkin'. I seems ta remember dis guy who looked very much like you moanin' about dat goil what lives above us not too long ago.

Tony: What do you want me to say?

Lefty: Just ask her...um...just ask her if she likes...doin' stuff.

Tony: If she likes...doin' stuff?

Lefty: Yeah!

Tony: You sure that's what you want me to say? Nothing else?

Lefty: Nah. Ask her if she likes doin' stuff. Dat's what youse call poitry.

Tony: Okay...(walks to Claudia) Hey Claudia. Do you like doing stuff?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah, Kathy! I think a hard hat would be more appropriate!

 

[Katzi428]

Yeah, Kathy! I think a hard hat would be more appropriate!

Thought so!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Thought so!

Righto!

 

[Katzi428]

Righto!

Riiigghht! (sorry ...I couldn't resist!.BTW...thanks a PILE! NOW I can't get Lefty's little opening music when he approaches Ernie or "Would You Like To Buy An O?" out of my head!
It's OK though.)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Yeah, Tony, I like doing stuff.
Er...do you?

Bunsen:
(Notices a stain on his lab coat)
(Scratches at it)

Beaker:
(In Alex's room)
(Takes her into his arms)
Meee meee mee.
(Translation: Leave this bozo, LOL)
Mee mee mee mee....

Bunsen:
(Observes Lefty for a bit)

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile...
UD, skulking about: You know Alex... You could have a trap door with secret ladder installed. That way you could sneak off in the middle of the night to Tony's room. That's what this place needs around this time of year given that the pig and frog are absent amours.
*Thinks fondly of his own dragonness darling.