Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

I'll be right back guys. I have to go ask some beautiful ladies to the awards this coming weekend. *zips off out the door* Ok first. *knocks on Kathy's door* Hello there Kathy. How are you feelings? I understand. Now since Alex has been asked already i'm going to ask for you to be my date to the awards this weekend. So would you go with me? Oh and i'll also be asking someone else too. So just let me know. Talk to you later.

*zips off again* Ok now to the other one. *knocks on Claudia's door* Hey Bunsan. Hows things going in the lab? *notices Beaker on the couch with an ice pack on his head* Hey Beaker. Sorry about the wrestling thing. Hope you get to feeling better. *clicks tounge over at Dr. Neuter* Hey! Oh yea. Almost forgot why i came here. Is Claudia here? She is? Good. I need to ask her something. Hi Claudia. Hows it been with living with these weird scientist? Yea i understand. So i was going to ask Alex to go to the awards before she got asked but i figured since you haven't been asked i would ask you. So would you like to come with me and Kathy to the awards this weekend? I also asked her too.

Claudia:
Oops!
I did not notice you come in!
Oh, well, I'm going with someone else!
Thanks for asking, Kyle!
(Hugs)

Right, Bunsen?

Bunsen:
Mm-hmm.

Claudia:
(Offers Kyle a plate of cookies)
Hope you don't mind.

Bunsen:
Pass me the..

Claudia:
(Passing him a flask, it randomly explodes)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
NO CHEMICAL-FILLED FLASKS AT THE AWARDS, OK?

Bunsen:
Understood.

 

[Katzi428]

Claudia:
Turtleeee!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, don't pet the turtle.
Germs, much?

Claudia:
It's Mr. Turtle!
I must go...pet...it.
(Goes over to Tony's room)
Must...pet...turtle....I love...animals.

Beaker:
Meep!

Bunsen:
She did not ask you to tag along, so you may stay here.
Besides, you still need to hop into the Minimize Machine!

Beaker:
Meeppp!
(Prays as he is stuffed into the machine)

Uh Claudia?I wouldn't want to ask Lefty to pet his toitle.. er.. turtle...if I were you.He might charge you some money.He used to charge a nickel for stuff.Now I think the price might've gone up. You know...with inflation & everything?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Knock on door. Tony opens it.

Oh hey, Claudia. I bet you're here to see Mr. Turtle, right? Kathy and Prairie seem to like him. Lefty's not here, he's out on...er..."business," but you can come in and take a look at him, if you'd like.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Skips away to Tony's room)
Mr. TOIT- I mean, Mr. turtle!
Kathy, the name is rubbing up on me too!

Beaker:
Meee mee mee!
(Trying to drag Claudia away from Tony's room)
HMPH!

Claudia:
You're still on about that?

Beaker:
Meep.

Claudia:
Don't call him that.

Beaker:
Mee, mee mee mee!

Bunsen:
Beakie, what a foul mouth you have!

Beaker:
Hmph.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hey, what did Beaker just call me? I don't understand meep, but from the tone of his voice, it didn't sound very pleasant...

Anyway, you can feed Mr. Turtle if you'd like, Claudia. His food is over by the tank.

(mutters, after Beaker)

Why that little carrot-topped...

 

[Erine81981]

That will be fine, Claudia. Glad to know that Kathy will be coming with me. Whoopie!

Grover: Who will be going with us?

You'll be coming with me and Kathy, Prairie and Rosita and everyone else here.

Grover: Can i bring my mommy?

Sure thing Grover. Everyone can come.

Grover: I will go call her right now. *runs off to the phone*

Herry: Good. I can ask Rosita too. Can you get my tie and cullings iron?

Sure Herry. I need to get my tux ready too.

Murray: I hope my parents can make it. I hope i win something.

Big Bird: I hope Snuffy wins something.

Snuffy: And i hope you win something Bird.

Cookie M: All me care about is "cookies!" *gobbles up a box full of them*

 

[The Count]

*Huge smile.
UD: And what are you smiling about?
Me: That post by Kathy shows she's been keeping up with dorm news.
Course, I still have stuff to get done tomorrow... But that did put a nice little bright spot in my night.
Maybe I should send her the MUP3 of her siggy song.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meeep?

Claudia:
(Carries Beaker)
Gonna go down to Tony's level now?

Beaker:
(Tries to do a naughty gesture to Tony but is prevented from doing so due to Claudia's demented glare)
Mee...
(Sighs)

Bunsen:
Your words are so prickly!
Very unlike you Beaker, I must say.

Claudia:
That's 'cause you put him into that machine earlier.
The side-effect might have had a connection to giving him an extremely high sensitivty level to his own emotions.

Bunsen:
Ah, so he is prone to being (even more) sentient emotionally?

Claudia:
Yup.
Way to go, Bunnie.

Bunsen:
Please, call me Bunsen.
I tire of the baby names.

Claudia:
But...but...
(Eyes well up with tears)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Bunsen:
Don't you cry, don't you cry!
(Panics)

Beaker:
(Tries to scramble out of her grip)

Bunsen:
Ooohhh...

Claudia:
(Looks demonic)
I LIKE Bunnie!
ME CALL YOU BUNNIE!
OK?

Bunsen:
Y-yes, o-of course!

Claudia:
Good, man!

Yes, I'll feed Mr. Toitle.

Bunsen:
Ahem, turtle.

Claudia:
RAAAAAAAAWWWRR!

Bunsen:
...Mmmm well, you ARE saying it correctly.
Just with an accent--that's all.
Don't mind this undeserving scientist with his corrective ramblings...

Beaker:
(Glares at Tony)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty comes in, despondent.

Lefty: I can't believe dat guy stood me up! I got him dose boids he wanted, and he didn't even show! Dat crum-bum!

(Lefty sees Claudia feeding Mr. Turtle)

Lefty: Hey! What are ya doin' ta Mr. Toitle? Who said ya could--

(Claudia turns. Lefty is immediately love-struck. He staggers backward dramatically, clutching his chest)

Lefty: Be still my heart! Who...who are you ? !

Tony: Er, Lefty this is--

Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait! Don't tell me! It's...Jen! No, wait! Betsy! No, no! Moitle? Nah, dat's not it...Prunella!

Tony: Actually it's Claudia.

Lefty: Claudia! Dat was gonna be my next guess, riiiiight, riiiiight!

Tony: Claudia, I think you know Lefty, but here he is again.

Lefty (takes Claudia's hand and kisses it) Charmed, I'm sure!

Tony: Hang on! (Tony looks at Claudia's hand) Okay. I just wanted to be sure he didn't steal any of your rings.

Lefty: What da ya take me fer? A common teef?

Tony: Hey, you said it!

Lefty: Naw, naw...I'm a businessman! Hey, Claudia...do ya like boids? I got a bunch a boids out in dere cages. If ya want I kin get ya one. Fer a nickel. Riiight. But fer youse...three cents!

 

[Katzi428]

phone rings in Room 6
Rosita picking the phone up:Hello?...Oh hi Herry!How are you?...I'm fine,gracias! ...well sure I'd love to go! Kathy said she was going with Kyle and Claudia if Claudia was going.And Prairie's going too....yes,this'll be fun!...OK Herry adios!...*she hangs up the phone.*Herry asked me to the awards ceremony!
Great!
Prairie:Yeah...great. I don't have a date though!
Prairie..we're all going just as friends.Don't be upset,all right? Tomorrow we'll go shopping for dresses.
Prairie cheering up OK..sounds fun.
That's the spirit!