Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
FRAGGIEEE!
(Zooms away from her room)

Bunsen:
Let's give them our heartfelt greetings!
Come along, Beakie!

Beaker:
(Follows)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'll be right there!

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*Gobo doesn't see Red considering him*
Gobo: I wonder if Red's still here.
Well, you'll just have to wait to find out.
*hears Claudia just before she is crashed into by said weirdo( Oof! Hi Squeaky! Good ta see ya! Who are you rooming with? Oh, Bunsen and Beaker? I can here them now. Hello gentlemen. It's a pleasure! I'm Kate, or Fraggie, this is Gobo, and this is Wembly.
Gobo: Hi, nice to meet you?
Wembly: Hi!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hiya, weirdoes!

Claudia:
We'll chat here with yah until Eddie comes back.

Bunsen:
Just a word of precaution to you all.
Careful of where you step!
You never know what may happen.
You see, nothing is ever predictable around here.

For now you are under our safet-

Claudia:
Bunsen, what the heck?
Why is Beaker on fire again?

Beaker:
MEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Trying to put out the fire by rolling all over the place)

Bunsen:
On second thought...
you all would be a little safer without us!

Dr. Van Neuter:
That was the meeping wonder?
I thought that was a ball of over-sized marshmellow flailing about.

Bunsen:
Well, the machine must have turned him into one.
Sadly, where there is a marshmellow, there's a sudden combustion---just for the humor of it all.

Tsstsst!

Claudia:
(Gets the fire extinguisher)
Doo doo...dooo...dooo...

Bunsen:
You smell delicious, Beakie!

Beaker:
(Twitches)

 

[Fragglemuppet]

And Dr. Phill van Neuter, too? How nice!
Gobo: What's that thing on the floor doing?
Wembly: I don't know, but it seems kinda dangerous!
Oh, you'll get used to it. In the meantime, just be carefull, I guess.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: What's going on?
Erin: (hammering away at flu story for paper) Scooter, want to go check?
Scooter: Sure. (departs)
Nora: I've got this huge paper due for history, and I've got a bad case of writer's block.
Storyteller: Oh, dear...get Erin to lend you a sledgehammer or something.
Beige: And she can't make anything up - that's what we used to do down in the Cave.
Scooter: (returning) It's Kate, Gobo and Wembley. They're back in the dorms!
Erin: (lifting hands from keyboard) All right! I was wondering where they'd gone.
Nora: Are we going to drop in and say hello?
Storyteller: Oh, we must, and I'll bring by a nice big Doozer stick crunch cake, and a copy of that one story Wembley liked, and...

 

[The Count]

*Note: Move in downstairs... Won't be back till late tonight.
Ed.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Red comes back into room 3 and goes to start fixing her hair*
Mokey: Why are you fixing your hair? Usually you don't pay any attention to your hair
Red: Um, I just felt like it and it was all wet and stringy from the pool
Beth: Hey guys did you hear Gobo, Wembley and Kate are back?
Wanda: That's why Red's fixing her hair!
Red: It is NOT
Mokey: Oh, I must go say hello to them! I have missed them greatly! *runs to go find them*
Beth: Red, it's ok if you like Gobo and it's ok if you don't. Ok?
Red *sighs*: Ok. Thanks.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Well, it seems Ed has left and won't be back 'til tonight. Look, here's the note he left for us, and here's the key to our room.
Wembly: hboyohboyohboy! I can't wait!
Gobo: Yeah, it's pretty exciting, eh? But gee Wembly, anyone'd think you'd never been here before.
Well, I'm excited too. Well, this way gentlemen!
*the three walk into the common room, and ride down the furnace elevator to the basement. They walk over to room 5 and open the door.*
Alright, Ed isn't here, so I'll give you the stationary tour. Next door on our left, we have Beth, Red, Mokey, Abbey Cadabey and Wanda the Cat in room 3.
Wembly: Oh yeah, I remember them. Well I mean, I already knew Red and Mokey, but... Gobo?
Gobo: *nearly speechless* Red?
*innocently* Yes, Red is one of our next-door neighbors...*
Wembly: Is anything wrong Gobo?
Gobo: *recovering* No, why should there be anything wrong? I've lived with Red most of my life, even when we lived here the last time. It'll be fun, eh Wembly?
Wembly: *looking doubtfully at Gobo* Sure Gobo, it'll be great.
Me: *clearing throat* Anyway, next to us on our other side, we have Erin, Norah, Scooter, Beige Fraggle from Fraggle Cave, and Madam Storyteller Fraggle in room 7.
Wembly: Oh boy, I remember them. I mean...
Yes Wembly, I get it. Well then, now that we know where we are, let's go in, shall we?
*I unlock the door, and we go in.* Now, we'll need to set up some place for us to sleep tonight.
Gobo: I've got that covered for me and Wembly. *from a backpack which I didn't notice he was carying 'til now, he pulls out two bundles of ropes, which he soon works into two hamicks for the fraggles. We set them up in bunkbed style, one about a foot above the other, on one wall of the room.*
Now, for me. *pulls out celphone and dials number given to her by a friend earlier* Hello, is this the Muppets 'n Things furniture Supply Company? Good. *I give a list of things that I need.* Alright, we should be all set soon. In the meantime, since there's nothing much to do in our room anyway, why don't we just walk around and see who we can see.Wembly: Sounds good to me.
Gobo: Great! Let's go.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Quite spectacular, isn't it?

Claudia:
(Gasps)
It's beautiful!

Beaker:
(Nods)
Meep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Who knew something so freaky can be so pretty?

(The four are viewing a pulsing eggplant)

Claudia:
I'll be your mom!
(Carries the eggplant)

Bunsen:
I'll be the witty uncle!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I'll be the guy that sits in the corner; having nothing to do with this.

Beaker:
Meep meeep.

Eggplant:
(Thump, thump)

Bunsen:
Coochie-coochie-coOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Finds himself in the mouth of the man-eating eggplant)

Claudia:
NOOOO!
Let go of the nerd, EGGPLANT!
He's MINE!

Eggplant:
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
FEED ME!

Claudia:
I'm not Seymour!
Gosh, quit it, ok?
(Gets a giant pan for the giant eggplant)
Get in, SWEETIE!

Eggplant:
No....no...you can't!

Bunsen:
The agony of it all!
I'm in great pain and all you can do is...Oh...
Is that a quarter?

Claudia:
(Forces the eggplant into the pan)
(A violent aftermath involving a knife and lots of steam)

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Bunsen:
Ranch please?

Claudia:
Ok, here yah go!

Bunsen:
Thank you.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Who knew steamed vegetables tasted so good?

Beaker:
Meep meep meep!

Bunsen:
You've said it, Beakie!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: There will now be a moment of silence for that eggplant.

(moment of silence)

Beige: What are they called in England? Courgettes?
Nora: No, that's zucchini.
Beige: Oh. So what's the eggplant called?
Erin: It's called an aubergine.
Scooter: Now it's called dinner.
Storyteller: (removing Doozer stick crunch cake from oven) And speaking of dinner, I'm going to make a lovely, nutritious rubberweed casserole with lima bean sauce and...(sees others beating a hasty retreat) Get back here, you four!