Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Riiigghht! (sorry ...I couldn't resist!.BTW...thanks a PILE! NOW I can't get Lefty's little opening music when he approaches Ernie or "Would You Like To Buy An O?" out of my head!
It's OK though.)

Er...sorry about that, Kathy! Lefty seems to have come equipped with his own theme music, and the backing track to "Would You Like to Buy an O."

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Yes, Claudia. I like doing stuff, too.

Silence. Tony goes back to Lefty, who speaks to him confidentially.

Lefty: What'd she say?

Tony: Um, she likes doing stuff, too.

Lefty: I knew it! (pause) Okay.

Tony: Okay what?

Lefty: Hang on, I'm tinkin'...uhhhh...oh! Ask her if she likes da letter O.

Tony: This is getting ridicu--

Lefty: Just do it, Shakespeare!

Tony goes to Claudia.

Tony: Hey Claudia, do you like the letter O?

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Meanwhile...
UD, skulking about: You know Alex... You could have a trap door with secret ladder installed. That way you could sneak off in the middle of the night to Tony's room. That's what this place needs around this time of year given that the pig and frog are absent amours.
*Thinks fondly of his own dragonness darling.

Hmmmm...Uncle Deadly has a wonderful idea...

(looks up)

Hey Alex, what do you think? Would you like a trap door installed? I mean, there already is quite a sizeable hole in my ceiling, anyway.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *fixing the light*
Bo: *washing hands*

*later*

Bo: *electructed*
Beau: *washing hands*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ahhh, Valentine's Day
Red: Seems like a pretty stupid holiday to me
Mokey: She's just bitter because Gobo hasn't been around lately
Red: Am not!
Abby: Who's Gobo?
Mokey: He's another Fraggle and Red has a crush on him
Red: No I don't!
Wanda: Sure sounds like you do to me
Red: I do not have time for this nonsense, I'm going to the pool *storms off*
Beth: She'll change her tune eventually
Mokey: She always does

 

[The Count]

*Hearing Red storm off... Yeah, especially should a certain Fraggle move back in. But I'm not saying anything else until it becomes official.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
The Muppetcast...
The awards?
Sounds ok, I guess.

Beaker:
Meep!
(Excited)

Claudia:
(Shrugs)
(Scribble, scribble)

 

[The Count]

Aw... Come on Squeekers, it'll be hosted and presented by Steve and Prawny and moiself. Sure hope the trophies are finished, even that secret one for...
Count: Shhhhh.
Me: Riiiiight.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*A familiar figure walks slowly towards the building, carrying a bag on each arm. With some difficulty, she maneuvers the bags in order to open the door. Once inside, she asks in a quiet voice,* Gobo? Wembly? Are you here?
Gobo: We're right here.
Wembly: Yep, right here!
Good, then we're all set to move in?
Wembly: Well, I know I'm all set. How 'bout you Gobo?
Gobo: Yeah, all set. Say Kate, when you sent us the postcard telling us you were coming back, you said we were gonna be in a different room, but you didn't say where.
I hadn't made my mind up yet, but I've made my decision, and I think you're going to like it!
Wembly: Oh boy! Where is it?
Well, I think I'll keep it a surprise for now. In a few minutes Ed should be here, and then you'll find out where we'll be and who our new neighbors are. *rings the bell*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Red pokes her head around the corner and notices Wembley and Gobo standing with Kate*
Red: I wonder if Mokey knew about this? Maybe that's why they were teasing me this morning! I can't believe that Gobo is back!
*dashes back to her room*