Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: But I think we should put the tombstones over here by the sofa...
Scooter: And that castle could use a few more battlements...
Beige: Can we bring in a mockup of the holding cage we used to use in Fraggle Cave?
Nora: We'd better not put that guillotine where someone will trip over it.
Storyteller: And where's the raven going to perch?

(knock at door)

Erin: I'll get it. (opens door) Oh, thanks, Ed. (closes door) Okay, guys, here are your costume assignments. (hands around a note)
Storyteller: Dear me...no clown costumes?
Beige: Shhh...
Scooter: Holy cow...we're really raising the horror level this year.
Nora: Well...I think we can make these work.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *doing something* Where is Ryan anyway?
Clifford: *also doing something* We sent Link to distract him with on an impossible scavenger hunt.
Sam: I do not condone this at all.
Camilla: Bragawk bawk!
Gonzo: She's right! It's for a good cause!
Sam: Uch, but still. *grumbles* What exactly did you tell that pig?
*on campus somewhere*
Ryan: Link, I just don't see how we're supposed to find any of this stuff. I mean, where nowadays can you find an actual felt paperclip?
Link: *bites lip* I'm sure to be around here somewhere.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* What exactly did you say this was for?
Link: Umm... the experience of bonding together.
Ryan: *groans*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Thank you Erin, unfortunatley it was caused by my disagreement with a certain theory which caused the teacher to become very upset. It was during a test. As idiotic as I was, I put an explaination as to why this would be--expressing my own opinions and asserting them roughly. He of course, took slight offense at that and marked it with a very horrifying F.

Bunsen:
Claudia, you had no real reason to have done that in the first place. It was not as if you had any real evidence decent enough. That is what I label "Stupidity in motion". Think before you act.

Claudia:
(Grumbles and hangs up decorations)
Well, it--it--yes...you're right.
Yeah right. (Huffs)

Bunsen:
I'm ever so glad!
Usually you're stubborn on these things but for the first time,
It seems as if you've become readily willing to accept
that you've made a no no.

Claudia:
(Tries to pour burning candlewax on him)

Beaker:
(Blinks and snatches the candle away)
Mee mee mee. Meee no no!

Bunsen:
You were to pour candlewax on me?
You're stark raving mad!

Claudia:
(Turns on the anti-gravity button--affecting only the candles)
Good thing you added an invisible shield around the candles.
They could have burned the cieling.

Bunsen:
Common sense.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like Harry Potter?

Claudia:
(Smiles a little)
Yes.

Bunsen:
I shan't feel safe anymore after your wild attempt to
burn me with your morbid desires.

Claudia:
(Looks a little insane)
REALLY?

Bunsen:
Y-y-y-e-s.

Claudia:
YEEEHAHAHAHA!

Dr. Van Neuter:
The lady has gone crazy.
(Shocks her)

Claudia:
Ouch...it was a joke!
(Rubs her arm)

Bunsen:
Quite a shocking one, indeed!

Claudia:
So, heard Erin is gonna be a mad scientist...
wanna teach her a thing or two?

Bunsen:
Oh would I!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Me too!

Beaker:
Meeethree!

Claudia:
Wow, what a group. I sure feel like a Forrest Gump compared to you complexy minded intellygient peeopers.
(Sits in her sofa, thinking on what to wear for Halloween)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Don't worry...

Bunsen:
It's natural.
(Stands up straighter)

Beaker:
Egomeep!

Bunsen:
Oh hush up Beakie, you know very well that isn't true.

Beaker:
(Croons to the mirror imitating Bunsen)

Bunsen:
Yes, I show extreme respect for myself but in no way am I self-absorbed.
(Looks to the mirror and stares in awe)
Why...who is this handsome...ravishing...young...man that everybody wants...(Runs hand through bald head)

Claudia:
(Talks like a dumb man)
Not sure but I think it's me. Ha ha ha.

Bunsen:
(Cringes)
I dislike it when you do that!
I can't understand how you could talk so deep!

Claudia:
I know. Ha ha ha.

 

[BEAR]

*on campus somewhere*
Ryan: Link, I just don't see how we're supposed to find any of this stuff. I mean, where nowadays can you find an actual felt paperclip?
Link: *bites lip* I'm sure to be around here somewhere.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* What exactly did you say this was for?
Link: Umm... the experience of bonding together.
Ryan: *groans*

(Outside...)
Ernie: Hi, Ryan. Hi, Mr. Hogthrob. What are you guys doing?
Bert: A scavenger hunt? Hunky-dory!
Ernie: What kinds of things to you have to find. (Takes list and examines it) Hmm...I'm sure you can find a lot of this stuff around here.
Bert: A felt paperclip? Boy, did you come to the right place!
Ernie: You mean they actually exist?
Bert: Sure.
Ernie: I've never seen one.
Bert: Oh, they're very rare.
Ernie: Really? How many are there?
Bert: Just one. (pulls it out of his pocket and hands it to Ryan.) Take very good care of it.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* Thanks Bert.
Link: Uhhh... yes... but where, oh where, will we find a peanut butter covered... barbell.
Ryan: What?
Link: Yes. Tasty and healthy.
Ryan: *shakes head* Ernie, Bert, did you happen to see Gonzo, Clifford, Camilla, or Sam while you guys were inside?

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: No, I didn't see them.
Bert: Sorry.
Bryan: Hi, guys! Have any of you talked to Ed about the Halloween plans yet? Apparently some of the costumes have already been assigned.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey there Bry. Yeah, I heard that too. I think my Dormies are getting assigned some costumes actually.
Link: Wha...?
Ryan: Don't worry about it.
Link: Ryan... scavenger hunt...
Ryan: Yeah, yeah, I know. Bry, if you see Gonzo or the others... find out what they're doing and how much longer I have to stay out here with this nincompoop.
Link: Who?
Ryan: GAH! *walks off on scavenger hunt*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: So let's put the pendulum and the blade in the bathroom, and...
Scooter: No, Erin said no references to Psycho, because they'd make too much of a mess. (looks at plans) Now, how are we going to rig up that coffin we're putting in the hallway closet...
Erin: (typing away at computer) No, we agreed to put the coffin by the buffet table in the kitchen. The closet is where we're putting the Telltale Heart, where it may thump.
Nora: I thought we were putting the Phantom of the Opera's boat by the buffet table.
Storyteller: No, that's going over by the stereo. "Music of the Night" and all that. (looks over) What are you writing?
Erin: Paper for class. (pause) All right, that's enough literary analysis for one night. (powers off computer)
Nora: All right, so the lab's going in Erin's room...where are we putting the moors of Dartmoor?
Beige: They're going in my room. And you've got some scene from Harry Potter - have you decided if it's going to be the Chamber of Secrets, the Shrieking Shack or the Department of Mysteries?
Nora: No clue yet. I mean, the Chamber's got a nice Gothic feel...
Scooter: Let's see...Storyteller, you've got the Terrible Tunnel...
Erin: And you, Scooter, will have London's East End, home of Jack the Ripper. Which reminds me, I need to make you a few street signs...probably Whitechapel, Stepney and Bow.
Nora: Of course...our costumes won't exactly fit with our room descriptions. I mean, Scooter's going as...
Storyteller: Yeah, well, that never stopped us before. And you usually don't find Poe's raven perched over the entrance to 221B Baker Street, which is what we did last year, so there you go.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Mail call, guys. Looks like Ed finally gave us your costume assignments for Halloween.
Tosh: Ooh, lemme see, lemme see!
Kim: Take a look. (hands them the paper)
Boober: (whimpers) Oh, no...
Gillis: Hmm, interesting. I'm definitely intrigued.
Mimzy: So that takes care of us, but what about you Kim?
Kim: Oh, I've already decided on my costume for this year.
Tosh: What is it?
Kim: Can't tell ya; it's a secret.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *jumps on Ryan* Happy Birthday!
Ryan: *shrugs Gonzo off* Thanks Gonzo!
Clifford: Heh heh, happy birthday dude. Has it been good to ya so far?
Ryan: Why yes, yes it has.
Gonzo: Well now it's about to get better!
Link: We all chipped in to get you a present. A good present.
Sam: That is why we had to evict you last night.
Ryan: I would've never guessed. I thought you just wanted to get rid of Link.
Clifford: That too.
Camilla: Bragawk.
Ryan: So whadya get me?
Gonzo: This! *whips out present*
Ryan: ...What is it?
Link: I think it's a door.
Ryan: ...A door?
Clifford: Remember last year when Uncle Deadly locked you in your room and Gonzo blew up your door?
Ryan: How could I forget? I still have the gash down my leg to prove it.
Camilla: Brawk byuck bawk!
Gonzo: Yeah! So we got you a new one!
Ryan: You got me... a door.
Sam: Indeed.
Ryan: Well guys... it sure is adoorable!
Everyone: *groans*
Ryan: *shrug* It's my birthday. *innocent eyes*
Clifford: Yeah, yeah, not for much longer man, so live it up.
Ryan: Hehe, thanks guys. Really.