Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sprawled out on couch*
Sam: *pokes Ryan* Is he still alive?
Clifford: Barely, but yeah, I think so.
Camilla: Brawk bawk bawk.
Gonzo: Yeah, he was out dancing all night.
Sam: Uch, deplorable.
Link: Well it's good to have him home at least.
Clifford: Until he wakes up anyway. Heh heh.

 

[Erine81981]

Boy oh boy! Me can't wait.

Grover: Have you been talking to Cookie?

No why?

Grover: Nothing much. So what is it your so happy about?

Well, to be truthful....i'm just happy for anything. I'm kinda of bord right now. But i won't be when Steve has his podcast up soon.

Grover: You and that podcast.

I know but it's fun.

Bruce: *walks in* Hey guys.

Me and Grover: Hey Bruce.

What's up?

Bruce: Nothing. Same old same old. What's you doin'?

Waiting for the podcast.

Bruce: You and that podcast.

Grover: I said the samething.

Tonight's going to be his Halloween episode. I can't wait. Lot's of halloweeny fun.

Bruce: I might just have to listen along.

Grover: I will go get my blanket. I might be a little scared. *goes and gets his blanket*

You all might. It'll be pretty cool. *sits at the computer till then*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(group is having cocoa in the common room)

Nora: Ed says he's choosing only the Muppets' costumes - the humans get to choose their own.
Beige: I don't care what I have to go as - as long as it's cool.
Storyteller: But I still think the clown costumes would be nice...(pause) oh, stop making those faces, everyone.
Scooter: Any idea what you're going as, Erin?
Erin: Not a clue - but I'll think of something in the next few days. (pause) We were thinking of reviving the literary haunted house, so maybe something that would tie in with that...

 

[The Count]

Hey Kyle... You waiting for the podcast too? Wonder if this will indeed be his first of two Halloween shows, and if so if it'll have that surprise Steve and me were talking about. Oh well.
*Sits down to listen.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sulking through the hallway in pajamas and house shoes* *knocks on Ed's door* Hi Ed... sorry for looking so... tired. But I am. Anyway, I think this is supposed to be the start of the Halloween podcasts. I hope it is anyway. *yawns* There's a huge surprise on one of them. *winks* *falls asleep* *wakes up* Don't mind me... *sulks back to room*

 

[The Count]

Thanks Prawny. Rully do hope that surprise Steve and I talked about gets started.
*Uncle Deadly hums a fugue-styled version of the TMS theme.
Come on buddy, let's get you back upstairs to your room.

Oh and Erin, I do think you'll like the plans for your roomies as you might be able to convert your room into a horror haven like last time.
*Guides Prawny up the elevator to Room #25.

 

[The Count]

*Sighs... Still no new podcast. Rully looking forward to it though.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Almost the end of the month.
Then I can be free from this thing called "punishment".
(Locked in her room with a pouty look on her face as she plays with Peepers )

Bunsen:
Serves you right.
An F is no joking matter.

Dr. Van Neuter:
A real disgrace!

Claudia:
(Left eye twitches)
F...

Bunsen:
Sorry, I should not have reminded you.

Claudia:
First F in the longest time.
I mean, I get them but not as much.
(Chews on a celery pathetically)

Dr. van Neuter:
Look whatchya did...you made her cry.

Claudia:
Oh cry? No, that's just Peepers whimpering
from my gigantor snugs. That's all.

Peepers:
(Trying to breathe)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: An F? Ouch...that is serious, indeed.
Erin: That's true...but an F is not a moral failing, just an academic one. (closes book) Hey, Claudia, I'll be glad to help...just as long as it isn't math. If it's math, I'll have to refer you to the Count.
Beige: In Fraggle Cave, if we got Fs on a test, the teacher would make us...
Storyteller: Shhh...Beige, now's not the time for one of your Fraggle Cave horror stories.
Scooter: Speaking of horror stories...Erin, are you still deciding what you're going to go as?
Erin: Yes, I've decided. I went as Sherlock Holmes last year, so I think this year I'll go as a mad scientist.
Scooter: So we're doing the literary haunted house, then? What books did you use?
Nora: Well, we used a bunch of the Sherlock Holmes stories...Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...
Storyteller: A Tale of Two Cities...pretty much everything by Edgar Allan Poe...
Beige: Hmm...but that's all at least a hundred years old. Use some new stuff as well...like Stephen King. That'll scare anyone.
Nora: (gulps) Well...
Scooter: Or maybe some of the scenes from Harry Potter? Some of those would qualify.
Erin: (sits down) Okay, it's shaping up. (pulls out paper and pencil) Let's start taking down ideas.

(group gathers in a huddle to discuss ideas)

 

[The Count]

*Turns off the TV... Man, what ghoulishly good recipes from that Quick & Easy show on Food Network.
UD: Especially liked theRest In Peace cake with edible tombstones.
Yeah... And the eye-studded turkey loin... That could be turned into a meatloaf monster with the other recipes she made. Heh, it'd be a great entry for the Silver Scream contest Michael Crawford's running.
UD: Who?
You know, that guy over on the more adult CMX site that reviews all the action figures.
UD: Oh yes, now I remember.

If we made the cake, it'd have to have fifteen tombstones.
Count, perking up: Vhy?
Well, come on... Don't you remember when we went this past April with my friend Joel to the bar to watch Wrestlemania 23?
Count: Ah yes... 15 tombstones for our champion's 15-0 wins record.
Fright. Though it'd be too late for the added figures to grace each marker... Maybe next year, though then it'd have to be sixteen.
*Ponders how to plot a 4x4 magic square. *Writes something to send to Erin.