Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*heads over to Ryan's room* Hey there buddy!

Grover: We have brought you a present.

Herry: A very heavy one at that too. *groans as he pushes it into the room*

Murray: I hope he likes it?

Herry: Don't worry. If he doesn't then then then..

Murray: Then what?

Herry: I don't know. I'm to nice to be mean.

Grover: Open it.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Gee...I hope Ryan's not asleep.
No...I heard him talking with Gonzo,Clifford and the others.
Rosita:Let's bring this picture I painted of him and his roomies to him.
And the shirt that says "I'm one cool Prawncracker hokay?"
Prairie: The shirt STILL makes me giggle!

 

[Katzi428]

several minutes later............
All right ladies,I'm tired & I need to get some sleep.So I'm gonna hop into bed.
Prairie:But Kathy...you're not Kermit
Rosita:Or Robin either.
both giggle
You two!You know exactly what I mean!
Prairie:We know...we know.We were just teasing you.
Rosita:Sweet dreams Kathy.
Thanks.Is Gaffer in?
Gaffer comes out from eatingMeow?
That answers my question.OK...goodnight.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: BETH! It was Ryan's birthday yesterday and we didn't even give him a present!
Beth: Gee Red, you're right! We'd better do something fast!
Mokey: I have some pretty manuscript paper that he could use for writing his stories
Beth: That's great, we'll get that and ooh, how about some nice pens
Abby: And a pumpkin!
Beth: Um, ok, sure
Wanda: How about we also bake some cookies?
Beth: That sounds great
*they scramble together and leave fresh baked cookies, a birthday card signed by all the residents of room 3, writing paper and pens and a pumpkin outside of Ryan's room*
Beth: Hope he finds those cookies before you-know-who

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Panting)
Ok...alright...here Ryan..gift for you...(Pushes)

Bunsen:
It is a "What if" machine!
It is obvious as to what it's functions are.
Simply think of something and you will live it.

Claudia:
(Thinks)

Bunsen:
Don't even think about it.
You have a very very sick imagination.

Claudia:
(Snaps fingers)

Beaker:
(Shakes)
Meemee...mee...whatifmee....Claudia...

Bunsen:
It'll be alright Beaker.
(Nods)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Shakes head)
Your mother must have dropped you as a baby...

Claudia:
Yup.

Not really.

But yah.

 

[The Count]

Well... Maybe Chapter 56 of Kermie's Girl will assuage Claudia's mental mischief. Read it last night, it's just so, so, well you'll have to read it for yourself.

Now then what to do to make this place truly feel like Halloween. We've got aweek left before the big party.
*Sends a couple of ghosts off with money to the supermarket to buy ingredients for some monster meals.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Bunsen, disguise our room.
People will know who we're gonna go as if they see this stuff.

Bunsen:
Yes, what good would that be?
Being curious by being mysterious!
(Enters a code into the system, changing the spooky atmosphere into a plain room)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Aw, I kind of liked the design though!
Composta is coming to the party---she's beautiful.
(Smiles goofily)

Claudia:
Asphodel will come along too.

Bunsen:
The pigeon?

Dr. Van Neuter:
The crow thing?

Claudia:
You know...
He'll chop off your heads for that.

Bunsen:
Death personified...hm.

Dr. Van Neuter:
So he is the grim reaper...
so what?

Claudia:
Uh-huh...dove dudes..
Anyways, I'll be right back.

(Passing out plates of halloweeny cookies for everyone)

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: I have a feeling it's going to get pretty spooky around the dorms next week.
Cookie: (singing) Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo! Wubba wubba wubba and a doodlie doo!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sees gifts laid outside door from Beth, Claudia, and the others* Aww, thanks guys! That means a whole lot! *spies box from Kyle* Ooh, I wonder what's in this...

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Hey, Randall! You're finally back.
Randall: (grumbling.. and soaking wet) I. hate. you.
Sal: (attacking Randall with a towel) What happened ta you? Looks like you been through a hurricane.
Randall: (makes a fruitless attempt to shake himself dry) I would've prefered that.
Don: So what did happen?
The Two-Headed Monster: Issa inbeen enda mayza
Frank: MAYZA!
Stein: Yeah, yeah.. en forgen weyj outta
Frank: stow fama mama gun leevim
The Two-Headed Monster: LEEVIM! (both laugh)
Randall: Yeah.. what he.. they said.
Don: Can you put that in English for those of us who don't speak giberish?
Randall: I took Johnny's mom to one of those corn mazes.
Johnny: Yeah, but that was a week and a half ago.
Randall: (calm, on the outside) Let me finish.. I got lost in the maze.
Don: You really do have a terrible sense of direction!
Randall: Johnny's mom got tired of waiting for me, and I had to walk all the way back here.. and it rained the entire way. A rain cloud just followed me around.. it was probably dry everywhere else.
Sal: Yeah, we haven't gotten any rain around here.
Johnny: Gee, that's not like Ma to do that.
Sal: Sure it is, Johnny, remember that time she locked you in the closet for three weeks?
Johnny: (annoyed as usual) That's not the same, Sal.. she didn't know I was in there.
Sal: under his breath) She must've you're yelling and banging to get out was just mice...
Johnny: What was that, Sal?
Sal: Nothing.. hey, you guys wanna get something to eat?
Randall: Sure, Sal, what'd you have in mind?
Sal: I dunno.. whatever you wanna go get.. (yawning).. I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me when the food's here, k?