Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Count, outside en route to Penny Candyman's and Hensonville's Hooper's Store... Oh hi Bert and Ernie. Huh? Oh no, Ed's not on the cloud... He's "in" the cloud instead. Personally, I prefer to be on Cloud 9 myself, but to each their own.
The numerian vampirian walks away as organ music plays, with a bit of that funny music twist at the end.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Scooter, Nora, Beige and Storyteller are playing Scrabble)

Beige: (putting letters down) There we are...baloobius.
Scooter: Rats - there goes my shot at that double word score.
Nora: And for your information I still don't think gribazoogum is a word.
Erin: (from room) Yes it is, it's the modern form of gribaziggy.
Storyteller: No, wait, I thought gribaziggy was the modern word, and gribazoogum was the ancient word.
Nora: (sigh) My turn...all right, "murrain" on a triple letter score.
Scooter: No, wait, Storyteller already got that one with "garboyle."
Beige: Which is actually spelled "garboil," I think.
Erin: Guys, tell me you're not feuding over the Scrabble game...
Nora: We aren't.
Erin: Good, because it's no fair having a Scrabble feud when I'm not there to play. Arguing over the words makes it worth it for me. (emerges from room in semi-formal gear)
Storyteller: Oh, Erin, why can't you look like that every day?
Erin: Because I'm lazy. (looks at watch) I'd better get going. I'll give you a full report on who makes a complete idiot of himself or herself at the reception. (takes box containing present for couple)
Nora: Bye, Erin, tell your friend and her groom we said hi.
(Erin departs)
Beige: Okay, it was Storyteller, me, Nora...Scooter, your turn.
Scooter: Hmm...okay. (puts "xylem" on the board)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sees Eddie within a stormy looking cloud)
Dude, there's a cloud...

Bunsen:
You missed Alex's hilarious musical number!
I've not laughed like that in so long.
She really is a funny one.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, Erin and the gang are playing--well she left...
I think I'm gonna drop by for some brain gaming!

Beaker:
(Is in gangster clothes)
Nerdmeep!

Claudia:
The five is pwetty...
I want to eat it.

Bunsen:
You have the most strangest cravings...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Storyteller is in her hut, Nora is asleep in the armchair, and Scooter and Beige are dozing on the sofa.)

(door opens)
Storyteller: (poking head out) Who's there?
Erin: (entering) Guys? I'm back.
Nora: (waking up) How was the wedding?
Scooter: Anyone have too much to drink?
Beige: Yeah, and anyone make fools of themselves?
Erin: (sitting down on sofa) Sorry, guys. As weddings go, this was a fairly staid shindig. No really exotic drinks, not really much dancing, and the young singles were greatly outnumbered by the married couples and the older generations.
Storyteller: (emerging from hut) Now, Erin, you're acting like that's a bad thing. I mean, the adults were there to temper the wild antics of your generation...
Erin: On the other hand, one of my friends knocked some of the decorative pillars over, and that caused some excitement. And the bride was glad to see all her old paper pals again - we all posed in front of the couple's arch for a big journalistic group photo.
Storyteller: And that's what's important - you showed up to wish your friend and her husband well.
Beige: How was the food?
Erin: (shrugs) It was ham and cheese wraps, fruit, veg and dip platters, fruit punch and the cake itself. (pause) And I brought you guys some. (hands out some slices wrapped in paper napkins)
Scooter: (biting into slice) Hmm...it's okay.
Beige: (trying his slice) Could use a little more vanilla.
Nora: But did the couple get sent off, or did they leave after everyone else did?
Erin: They got a bit of a sendoff at the end of the night - we stood outside and saw them off in the getaway car. (pause) I need some ice cream; what's left in the fridge?
Beige: One pint of Swiss chocolate and two pints mint chip.

(everyone goes off to get ice cream, and all settle down on the sofa)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sleeping soundly)

Bunsen:
(Making weird experiments on her in her sleep)

Beaker:
(Bumping against the walls with a bucket stuck to his head)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Writing letters)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sleeping* *eyes jolt open* *sits up in bed* *gets out of bed already dressed* *walks out of room zombie-like*
Sam: *reading newspaper* *sees Ryan* *stares*
Ryan: *grabs cell phone, wallet, and car keys* *leavs Dorm room*
Sam: *shrugs* *continues reading newspaper*

 

[Katzi428]

sigh That poor kid. pointing to the picture my little niece's face covered with chicken pox
Prairie:Kath..she'll be fine! You worry too much! Your brother said she was getting better.
I know...but she's so little! Who'd have thought she'd get the chicken pox?
Rosita:These things happen,Kathy.I'm sure by the time you get back from your cruise that little girl will forget about when she was sick.
You two are right.And so's everyone else I talked to. Just call me hopeless.
Prairie:Not hopeless.Just an aunt who loves her baby niece verymuch.
Both my nieces. The 7 year old had it already a few years ago.And I worried about her too.
Rosita:Kathy..you have a very caring heart. I think that's why everyone around here likes you a lot.
Thanks Rosita...and you too Prairie. You know..how about we go into Hensonville for dinner.My treat!
Prairie:If it's your treat,Kath...then my answer is definitely yes!
the three of us leave after I put down a dish of Kitty Krunchies for Gaffer

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I think I should dress as the Candyman for Halloween...
(Smiles a little)

Bunsen:
Eddie's choosing them out...remember?

Claudia:
Oh...yeah! Cool.
(Nods and sighs happily)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Hums)

Beaker:
(Watching E.T with Claudia, resting his head on her lap)

 

[The Count]

Actually... It's the Muppet residents whose roles, erm, costumes have been chosen. As for the human residents, please LMK what you want to be ahead of time... Or simply wait for the monster magic to envelop the dorms and get swept up in the madness.
*Evil crypt chuckle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Made a little something for you.
(Offers her a cup of tea)

Claudia:
(Reading a book in the comfort of her bed)
Thank you...
I changed my mind. I think I'll just be me for Halloween.

Bunsen:
How unique, you'll scare just about half of Hensonville.
(Chuckles)

Claudia:
(Throws a pillow at him)

Bunsen:
Oof!

Beaker:
(Snickers)

Claudia:
(Turns off the light)

Bunsen:
I was only pushing your buttons.
Poking fun at you with little teases here and there.
Nothing more.

Claudia:
I know no-eyes.

Bunsen:
I do have eyes...they're just hidden somewhere.

Claudia:
Over the rainbow? Ha!

Bunsen:
You're pushing it.
(Sits on the edge of her bed)

Claudia:
Bald too...

Dr. Van Neuter:
And green.

Bunsen:
Lime-green.

Claudia:
Hush up Doc.

Bunsen:
Oh no, I left it boiling!

Claudia:
Huh?

(An explosion occurs, sending them flying out of the building)

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Claudia:
(Groans)

Bunsen:
(Patting the ground for his glasses)

Beaker:
(Sleeping in Claudia's lap)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sleeping on the grass)

Claudia:
(Hands him his glasses with narrowed eyes)
Whatever. This is nothing new. Sleep tight smarty pants!

Bunsen:
Ohhh...