Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Both ]

Van Neuter: *Happens to hear them as he strolls through the hall* Ohhhh, that is the exact song I sang when I met...the beautiful Composta Heap!

*Dances to their fabulous singing*

Science science!

hmmhhmm!

I miss my honeybunch!

*Dances*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *enters Room #19, quietly fuming*
Gillis: So... how was the game?
Kim: You know, Ryan Dempster is a great closing pitcher...
Gillis: Oh?
Kim: ...for the other team.
Tosh: Uh-oh.
Kim: We were ahead! We were ahead by two runs! And Pienella had to choose Ryan "Let's throw the other team a bone" Dempster to pitch in the ninth inning.
Gillis: What happened?
Kim: Not only did the Dodgers manage to get a three run homer off of Dempster, but they had another RBI shortly after that, because nearly all of the Cubs infield seemed to be fumbling the ball. And I'm fairly sure the Cardinals won their game today, which means the Cubs are tied for first if not behind them.
Boober: If I were to say "I told you so", would I get smacked?
Kim: I would be sorely tempted, yes.
Boober: Gotcha.

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

*watches as Claudia, Bunsan and Beaker dance off drinking Coca-Cola* Them three are just plain silly.

Herry: Yep. But i like'em that way.

Me too. *starts acting silly by playing a tune on the couch*

Bruce: I know that song. *starts banging along to the beat*

Grover: *grabs his banjo and starts plucking along*

They all start to play "Bonanza Ska" (a little diddy)

Herry: *starts drumming to the beat* This is fun!

I know. *keeps beating out the rythm*

Murray: *comes in with a trumpet playing the same tune*

They keep going till the song ends with a Me and Bruce falling down on the floor giggling like little school girls

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Picks Bunsen up*

Bunsen: Claudia, I was in the middle of a very important discovery!

Claudia: *Looks disturbed*

Bunsen: Is there a problem that I find myself to be unaware of...?

Claudia: I learned something terrible. So terrible I can't say.

Bunsen: You don't need to say it if you do not wish to.

Claudia: I know. *Huggles tightly*

Bunsen: Mmm...I am sorry if I strike you as rude but um...I should like to feel the floor beneath my shoes rather than be left hanging this way--I get queasy!

Claudia: *Wails*

Bunsen: Please, don't you cry! *Tries to reach for his handkerchief*

Claudia: Thanks, Bunnie. *Gets it by dropping Bunsen and blows in it*

Bunsen: OOF! My word!

Beaker: MEEP! *Laughs*

Bunsen: *Pats the ground in search of his glasses*

Claudia: An-an-and I like jus-t-t-t...

Bunsen: I know you are emotionally unstable at this moment but I cannot pay any attention to you if I can't see!

Claudia: *Eyes narrow* Hmph. *Picks him up and stuffs him in the time machine* *Turns the destination to 1930* Say hi to Charles for me! *Cackles*

Bunsen: Let me out this instant!

Dr. Van Neuter: Bye, send me a post card!

Beaker: *Gasp*

*A glow emanates from the machine*

Claudia: *Cackles once more*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<STILL on the roof...>

Rowlf: Hey Chef? Robin? C'mere a second.
Robin: Okay!
Chef: Shmergle?
Rowlf: We still haven't moved back in.
Chef: Noopin da koordle.
Robin: Lisa's been busy.
Rowlf: That excuse can only last us so long. If she won't move us in, we'll have to move in for her!
Robin: Right now?
Rowlf: It's as good a time as any.
Robin: But she's not even here!
Rowlf: Exactly.
Robin: Oh.
Chef: Reemeeemember vee de noopin de twinnnty vor boot de twinnnty free.
Robin: Huh?
Rowlf: Room 23, not 24.
Robin: Oh.
Rowlf: Alright guys, grab a box and let's get goin'.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam and Gloat are in the common room, playing 'Pass the Pig'*

Adam: *throws the pigs* Oh good, another 50 points i think *writing down scores*

Gloat: When can i win?

Adam: Whenever you get a good throw, and i dont have to deduct points off you for eating the pieces *checks scores* ha! I win! I have 520 points, 500 being the target, and you have, lets see.... negative 12,340,860

Gloat: Aww

Adam: Don't worry Gloat, you were sooo close

Gloat: *Grabs and eats the pieces*

Adam: .... I've always wanted to ask Gloat, do you take pleasure in being an idiot?

Gloat: *Blinks* Can we watch a film?

Adam: All we got is Robin Hood: Men in tights, its funny, and at least it will take my mind off you

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Van Neuter: *Sneers at the machine*

Beaker: *Gasps at Claudia's erratic behavior*

Claudia: *Hums happily to herself*

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(1930)

Bunsen: She has gone utterly mad!

Charlie Chaplin: Strange man you are, are you a fan?

Bunsen: I don't even know you, sir!

Charlie Chaplin: *Looks a little offended* Is it because I've not the funny mustache and bowler hat?

Bunsen: *Puts his hand to his mouth in shock*

---

Beaker: Mee...*Touches the machine gently*

Dr. Van Neuter: I'd like the clear nail polish...

Claudia: Alright!

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, Cookie Monster! Welcome to our lovely suite.
Cookie: Thank you.
Bryan: You're staying with us this year. Sorry if there was any confusion. Is there any way I can make it up to ya?
Cookie: You got cookies?
Bryan: Just bought some.
Cookie: All is forgiven!
All: *laughing*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *finally finds her way back to room 24* Bean? Elmo? Are you guys here?
Elmo: Oh, hello goosie! Elmo and Bean got back a looooong time ago. We did not find Robin.
Bean: Yeah. But I think they're moved in now, we can go see them later.
Alex: Ok! Have fun!
*phone rings*
Bean: Hello? Oh, yeah. Here ya go! *hands phone to Alex* He says he's our new roomie?
Alex: OH! *grabs phone* Hello? Hey Sweetums! Yeah, room 24. No, just Bean and Elmo. I'm sure you guys will get along great! You'll be here this afternoon? Great! See you then!
Bean: Was that who I think it was?
Alex: Yep! Ok, I'mma gonna go find some people to bug until he gets here.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *pokes his eyes out of his trashcan* Wonder who can bug today? *spots Alex* There's a sucker. *opens trashlid all the way* *clears throat* Hey there short dim and cute. Would you like to take a look at Fluffy's new trick?