Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

Johnny: What do you mean they got Little Jerry? A legend in their midst, and they invite someone in?
Don: Why, thank you, Johnny! I don't think you've ever referred to me as a legend before. But it is true, of course.
(Johnny sighs in exasperation)
Sal: Let's just go to the barbaque, Johnny.. it'll be fun!
Don: Yeah, and I rather like Little Jerry myself.
Randall: Me, too! (to Johnny) You coming?
Johnny: (arms folded, grumbling) I guess.
Sal: ALL RIGHT YOUSE GUYS.. OUTTA THA WAY.. JOHNNY FIAMA'S COMING TO PAR-TAY!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Dr. Bob wasn't in.
Bry: That's okay. My head is feeling a little better. Although still ringing a bit from hearing Fiama's whining outside. What a diva he is. Thanks for caring, guys. You're great. Anyway...it's late. Goodnight, Ernie.
Ernie: Goodnight.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: This is one cool little party.

Herry: I know i'm enjoying myself too.

Big Jeffy: Hey guys!

Herry: Hey Big Jeffy! I am a big fan of yours.

Grover: So am i. I just love your music.

Big Jeffy: Why thinks guys. Anyone want to join me in a cannon ball?

Herry: Cool!

Grover: Sure thing!

All three join in a cannonball jump

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Marco...
Nora: Polo...
MN: Marco...
Nora: Polo...
Storyteller: Let's see, where'd I put my swim cap?
MN: Marco...what do you need a swim cap for?
Storyteller: Oh, it's the chlorine. It tends to turn my hair bright chartreuse. (digs around in bag, unearths thick rubber cap covered with radishes)
Nora: Polo...(inhales water) (gasp, cough, choke)
MN: All right, game called on account of H2O in someone's windpipe...there's a water volleyball game going on, want to join in?
Nora: Sure. (cough, choke)
Storyteller: You girls enjoy yourselves; I've got to practice my freestyle.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover Lifesaver: I will save you! *jumps in with floaties on arms* Coming for your rescue mama.

*over by barbecue pit* Oh that Grover. Always there to help out.

Little Jerry: I know. He helped me one time.

You? Little Jerry needed help?

Little Jerry: Hey man. All musician need help too.

Yea i guess your right. Anyways, who wants some more barbecue hamburgers?

Murray: I'll take two!

Two it is. *flips them over to Murray's plate*

Murray: Thanks Kyle.

Welcome. Anyone else?

Chrissy: Me! I'll take one!

Here you go Chrissy! *tosses Chrissy one*

Chrissy: Ooooo wee i just love these hamburgers. *takes a bite*

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Ryan, my fiend, you're certainly on a posting rampage aren't you?
Ryan: Well, I've been bored.
Uncle Deadly: Remind me to keep you bored more often.
Ryan: *smirks* Will do.

 

[The Count]

Guess it's a bit late to join the party now. Oh well, maybe there'll be some burgers left tomorrow.
Rosita: The dorms were brought to you by la letra Ñ and by el número quince.
Buenas noches.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Morning guys
Red: You missed the party last night!
Beth: Eh, that's nothing new
Cookie: We go to breakfast?
Beth: Sure Cookie, that sounds good
Cookie: Oh boy! Chocolate Chippy pancakes, here comes Cookie Monster!
Wanda: Actually that doesn't sound half bad
Beth: Well then let's go!

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hey guys... Since noone rully informed us... And it looks like some people missed out... What say we keep the BBQ going today or later this afternoon in honor of Floyd Pepper's birthday. Twas yesterday, but I was mired with the listings to post.
Sorry my main baseman brutha, happy belated birthday.

Stay groovy, and rock on. See you guys at the party later today.

 

[Erine81981]

I have to go mow outside because it's getting pretty high and just thought i would help out with some of the yard work today. Grover you and the monsters go the store and find something for Floyd's present for his b-day today.

Grover: You got it. Ten hut!

The monsters all stand stright

Grover: Kyle has put me in charge for the present getting for Floyd Pepper's party. So i want all three of you to join me.

Monsters: Yes sir!

Grover: Lets move out!

Maurice, Herry and Murray run out the door and onto the store.

Grover: What cute little subject they make.