Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

Johhny & Don are still eating

Don: You sure they're ok in there?
Johnny: Yeah.. what could go wrong with Gonzo and Sal on the case?
Don: And Herry.. Gee, now that I think about it, I wonder if Ryan will survive.
Johnny: He'll be just fine.. Hey, Murray! You want some canoli?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *helps Herry up* Good to see you Herry. It's always nice to have more company in this dark abyss of nothingness.
Gonzo: Yup! Say, Sal, what's wrong with Randall anyway?
Ryan: *blink* Well, as of right now, he's dressed in drag and doing the hula. If that means anything to you.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: *bolting upright in bed* Gyahhhhhh!
Kim: Whoa. Steady as she goes, Boober.
Boober: ...what?
Kim: Never mind. What's up?
Boober: Oh! Oh, Kim I had the most horrible nightmare! Randall got lost in oblivion, and Ryan went to try to help him! And now those two and Gonzo and Herry Monster are trapped down there with some fake Silly Creature named Tony!
Betty Lou: ...Wow. Kim, maybe we oughta check the expiration date on those doozer sticks.
Boober: Doozer sticks don't have "expiration dates", whatever those are.
Kim: Take it easy, Boober. It was just a dream. *as Gillis and Tosh enter* What's the word in the dorm, guys?
Gillis: You'd know yourself if you left the room more often...
Kim: Not funny.
Tosh: Randall got himself stuck in some place called "Oblivion"; Ryan and Gonzo are trying to rescue him.
Boober: "Just a dream", huh?
Kim: *shrugs*

-Kim

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: (waking) Oh, hi guys.. I was so tired after a week of traveling, apartment searching, and nonsleeping, I guess I got us all lost in obilvion. Don't worry.. this happens all the time.
Sal: Are you sure it happens "all the time"?
Randall: (shrugging) That's hardly the point.. we've got to find a way out of here.. Gonzo, climb up on my shoulders and see if you can reach the rope.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: My pleasure! *climbs on Randall's shoulders* *reaches for rope* Ungh! I can't- reach it! *jumps up a bit and grabs it* Got it!
*the rope comes falling down and Murray comes with it*
Ryan: AUGH!
Gonzo: Easy Charlie Brown.

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: Now what? Anyone got any ideas?

(everyone stares at him with blank looks)



Back in the room

Johnny: Looks like we lost another one.
Don: (laughing) Hey, what do you call Ryan, Randall, Gonzo, Murray, Herry, and Sal trapped in oblivion?
Johnny: I dunno.. what?
Don: A good start!

 

[The Count]

Well... Could always call Biff and Sully to drop a winch in there to pull 'em out. Or they could try climbing down the stairs that'd take them further and further into oblivion until they come up out on the other side.

 

[BEAR]

(Ernie strolls in and the rest of us are watching TV)
Bry: So what's up?
Ernie: Oh, a bunch of people went to Oblivion.
Bert: Sounds like an interesting tourist destination. How do you get there?
Ernie: Down a hole, I guess.
Telly: If it's anything like Grouchland, I've been there.
All: Hmm... (continues to watch TV)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: What oblivion mean?
Beth: What do you mean?
Cookie: Bunch of people went there and some monsters too
Red: Ooh, sounds like the Rock
Cookie: Oh, me get it now, dark place
Red: The Rock isn't always dark
Beth: Ok, ok, enough oblivion is a word to describe, well, it's tough to describe but it sounds like no one is there now so it doesn't matter anymore
Wanda: *reading my story* What are you doing to me?
Beth: Sorry, it's fiction, remember?
Wanda: I know, but come on
*Beth just smiles*

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: Oooooh Herrry....you weren't kidding about it being dark.

Herry: Told you. Does anyone have a flashlight?

Murray: I know i don't.

Herry: Me either.

Back in room 26..........

I sure do hope that Murray and Herry are doing fine. I'm really worried. Now with Grover and Maurice gone off to work....i'm all alone. My firends aren't still back! *starts chewing fingerer nails and...and....and....and.....I'M REALLY WORRIED! *starts running around the room*