Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: (peering down into hole leading to oblivion) Look buster! Get your tuckus up here! You've got some explaining to do! If I take someone to oblivion, he won't be making wise-cracks from the bottom of the well.

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: (still in oblivion, but awakened by Ryan and Gonzo) mmmhhm.. shnaahh muzzah bootie

(Back in the room)
Don: Well, I'm not going in there!.. It's dark!
Johnny: Whoda guessed a *big star* like you'd be afraid of the dark.
Sal: Yeah, yeah.. good one, Johnny!
Don: It's not the dark.. it's the things in the dark.
Johnny: Like?
Don: Well, Randall, for one.
Sal: He's gotcha there, Johnny.. but it does sound like fun!

(Sal jumps in and lands right on Gonzo and Ryan)

Sal: Who-Ha! (jump-kicking the air).. Oh, it's just you guys.. Herry, Murray.. give us a little more rope will ya?

(Fake Tony Bennett suddenly falls into oblivion, singing "Fly Me to the Moon.")

Randall: (in a brief moment of lucidity) It sure is getting crowed in here!

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: There's only one thing to do at a time like this.
Don: Yeah.. what's that?
(Johnny opens up the fridge)
Johnny: Someone's got to finish off this prosciutto.
Don: Count me in!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Great, I'm stuck in oblivion with a zonked out MP3 super-hero, a chimp, a cafted crooner, and a whatever. Oh, and a prima-donna pig is giving me heck in oblivion. Go figure.
Gonzo: Hey! Look! Flame pillars! Ryan, can I?
Ryan: No Gonzo, we need you for the end of the album.
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: *shrug*

 

[Ruahnna]

Miss Piggy: Heck isn't the only thing I'm going to be giving you if you don't get that little blue weirdo off of that knockoff "Oblivion" version of me!
Gonzo in oblivion: Oh! Is that supposed to be you, Miss Piggy? I thought somebody put a trampoline down here....
Miss Piggy: Arghh!

 

[The Count]

Posted by Randall: Fake Tony Bennett: *Singing, Fly me to the moon..."
The robotic crooner is then lifted by means of a rising vent of jet propulsion back out of oblivion.

Me, passing by again: Guess now we know where you guys were when the lights went out.
*Chuckles at the joke just borrowed from Statler and Waldorf.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* We lost Tony. Gonzo! Get off of that faux-pig!
Gonzo: Sorry, total faux-pah on my part.
Ryan: That's not how it's spelled.
Gonzo: How do you know? You can't read what I say!
Ryan: *looks at camera* Uh, right. Yes. Can't do that.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Marty: Goodness me. What a lot we've missed out on Bill. There's been a picnic, new people have moved in and Oscar's had a birthday.

Bill: It's amazing Marty how much can happen while your back is turned. But you're enjoying your time with your mummy. How's the new Astro Boy series going?

Marty: We've seen as far as Disc 7. We hope to watch disc 8 next whenever we can. She loves this version the best compared with the other two because it's more futuristic and aimed at adults more so than children.

Bill: That sounds great and she's okay still?

Marty: Oh yeah. She is going wonderful. Anyway let's look in our rubbish bin and get a late birthday present for Oscar.
(digs out some banana peels, empty soft drink bottles, egg cartons and empty bottles of bubble liquid)
He'll love these. Let's take them to him.

 

[MartyMuppets]

(knocking on Oscar's can)
Oscar (calling from inside) : Go away.
Bill: We want to wish you a late happy birthday Oscar.
Oscar: Just forget about it.
(Marty and Bill both look at each other and wink. Marty opens up the trashcan lid and Bill drops the trash inside)
Marty: Here's our belated birthday present to you Oscar.
Bill: Many happy returns.
(they blow a few bubbles into the can for good measure as Oscar groans)
Oscar: Just leave me alone!
(Marty and Bill run off laughing and crying out Goodbye Oscar)
Oscar(sticking his head up with banana peels on his head and other rubbish in his hands) : And don't you dare come back! (lowers his voice to a bare whisper) And thanks for the beautiful new rotten trash. Heh. Heh.
(slams the lid down again)

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: What are they doing down there?

Murray: Like i would know. Why don't you just look.

Herry: But it's dark down there.

Murray: *sees it* Yep. Your right. I'm not going down there.

Herry: *yells off into the oblivion* How are ya'll doing down there?

Back in room 26..........

Have any of ya'll seen Herry or Murray?

Maurice: Last i saw them they were down in Randall's room with Ryan and Gonzo. Don't know what they're doing?

I hope they're ok.

Grover: Do not worry Kyle. Herry and Murray do know how to take care of themself.

Back in Randall's room........

Murray: *groaning* *holding to Herry's arm but loses grip* HERRRY!

Herry: Whooooooa! *lands on Sal* It's so dark in here! *starts shaking really bad*

Murray: *groaning from holding on to the rope* *yells down* Are...you ok... Herry?

Herry: *yells back up* Fine.....i guess.