Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Bo: *walks across room...and fells down a well installed in the floor* I'm alright!

Me: Well look at that Cliff! It's an astronomical event!
Clifford: Yeah dude! A fallin' star! Heh heh!
Me: Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a meteorWRONG!
Clifford: ...Stick to writin' dude.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Bo knows enough to get out of that well before it gets filled with water. Oh well, he'll sink or swim.
Better go see if he'll want a premature burial to commemorate his fall from grace.
Count: Should I call Uncle Deadly?
Nah... Just more ribbing at Bo.
Count: Careful... Or there'll be none of him left to rib.
Good point... He'll be skin and no bones if we keep this up.

Just rattling yer chain a little Bo... *Rattles chain and flushes water down the drain.
Hmmm, was wondering if Lindburgh had fixed that already. Guess he did.
*Walks off to tend to other duties at the dorms.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

*Overhears talking in Room #3, waits for them to leave and calls Wanda... Hey Wanda, did you mention something about Beth's birthday? Heard something about a golden birthday... Not sure, but I think you or Beth might've gotten her numerical terms mixed up. You see, golden anniversary or celebration refers to 50 years, the birth or hallmark of 25 years is called a silver anniversary. Hope that helps, and see you at Erin's party on Sunday night if you can make it there.

Kim: No, she was right, Ed. A golden birthday is different from a golden anniversary. All "golden birthday" means is that your age and the day you were born are the same. Like, my birthday is May 1 so my golden birthday was my first birthday.
Betty Lou: Guess I won't be having my golden birthday for a while, huh?
Kim: Nope, guess not.
Betty Lou: What about the Fraggles?
Kim: Uh, I don't know. Do you guys really keep track of your age?
Gillis: *shrugs* Not really.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Ah... Thank you for elucidating on the topic and enlightening my growing knowledgeable reservoirs.
Sorry, been listening to Dr. Teeth a bit long lately... Rully glad Tuktuki had a good time while she was here.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Zzzzzzz.....zzzzzzz....zzzzzz....

Zzzzzzz.....zzzzzz.....zzzzzz.....

Herry: Zzzzzzz...hicup..zzzzzz.....zzzzzz....

Maurice: *watching TV*

Cookie M: What next on TV?

Maurice: Don't know.

Cookie M: Then let go get something to eat.

Maurice: Goood thinking.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: We need to get something for Cookie Monster's Birthday

ZOE: We can get him in addition to cookies, some Cookie Dough Ice Cream

BABY BEAR: And some Oreo Cookies

LITTLE BIRD: And some Chips Ahoy

PETER: Why don't we go to the Muppet Grocery Store and Give it to Cookie Monster!!!

BABY BEAR: Yeah, even though it's late, that's okay!!

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hey guys... Sorry it's late, had some problems with my phone line but it's taken care of now...

Today is the birthday of one of our good friends... Ms. Erin, who lives downstairs in Room #7. She's one of our resident RHLC members as well... So there'll be some goodies tailor-made for the party to be held later tonight. Again, sorry it's short notice at mid-day, but I do hope to see some of the dwellers of the dorms in the first floor's common room for the party.
Have a good day everybody.

 

[Erine81981]

Getting back from eatting

Cookie M: Mmmmm that was good.

Maurice: It was! I really enjoyed the show.

Cookie M: Me didn't know about that show. Me just know that where Grover works too.

Hey guys. Ya'll back. Sorry I wasn't up earlier to make breakfest.

Maurice: No worry. Me and Cookie had a good time.

Maybe that's where we need to go for Erin's party. I'm going to call Ed. *calls Ed* Hey Ed. I was wondering. I know it's Erin's b-day today but why not see if she would love to go the Charlie's. I know Grover would be working today but he told me they Charlie redid the whole restrant and made a stage for a show that his cowroks put on.

Maurice: It's really fun.

Cookie M: We had fun.

*still on phone* Even Cookie and Maurice had fun. I'm just giving a sugjesnt. (sorry for the spelling)

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Erin's birthday is today? How cool! We should get her something!
Gonzo: Well obviously, what kind of people would we be if we didn't?
Clifford: What kind of people are we now?
Me: Good question.
Uncle Deadly: Me thinks we're the kind of people who forgot to get Cookie Monster a birthday gift.
Me: *headsmack* I KNEW we forgot something...
Camilla: Bragawk...
Me: *sigh* Oh well, Cookie's easy to buy for. But Erin...
Camilla: Bawk bagawk byuck byuck bawk!
Me: Translation?
Gonzo: She said we should by Erin a scooter!
Clifford: I don't think Scoot would wanna participate in a man auction...Me on the other hand-
Me: No Cliff, she meant buy her a scooter that she can ride on!
Clifford: Then I know Scoot won't go for that!
Me: Sheesh...C'mon boys and ghoul, let's head over to the store.

 

[The Count]

*Getting back home after buying a few anime cartoon DVD's, wrapped up for Erin with a card on top... Huh? Oh a phone message... From Kyle.
*Gets message, listens to it and calls back... Cowroks? Wonder what that could be... Kyle? Yeah, got your message. You'd have to talk to Erin if she wants to have her party at Charlie's. Wouldn't object to it, but it's her call so she's the one you shuld talk to. Hope that helps buddy. Have a good day.
*Finishes and hangs up the phone.