Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

A well? Oh well... Better call Lindburgh and have him connect it to the rest of the plumbing in this place.

 

[The Count]

Announcement.

*Weeping with joy after reading through all the descripts.

Guys... If you haven't seen or heard about it yet... Do yourselves a favor and stop by the Mallery Gallery, especially the Vic Romano wing. There's a stunningly beautiful 50-Muppet dinner party that is just the greatest thing ever. You'll ooh and aah and marvel at his artistic genius.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: I hereby, wholehearted and insanely with Ed! It's the greatest thing ever!!

 

[The Count]

Truly a grand masterpiece of the artiste's genius... Already sent him a PM for an avy from the collective canvas.

 

[Katzi428]

Arrrrggghhhh!!!!My toe! *clutching it* That hurt!
Prairie:Kathy!What happened?
I got up from my desk to get something,and I stood up too fast on the wood floor.
Rosita:Ay Dios mio! Kathy...whatdid Prairie and I tell you?
To ask you both if I needed anything.
Prairie:And the most important thing?
To be careful.
Prairie:Righttaking one armas Rosita takes my other arm,as they help me onto my bed.
Prairie:Now...what did you need?
To get into bed to be honest with you.
Rosita: Want anything else?whispering in my ear,Like cookies?
Yeah...OK
Rosita:Milk too?
Sure.Thanks Rosita.
Prairie:Kathy...please don't worry about asking me and Rosita for help OK? I don't mind,and I know that Rosita doesn't mind
You both are too good to me.
Rosita:Here we go. A glass of milk and a couple of C.C. you know whats.
giving the girls a hug Thank you so much!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *mutters something to computer screen*
Gonzo: Something wrong Ry?
Me: Yes, this chapter I'm trying to write. Why oh why can't it write itself??
Gonzo: Because if it could it would probably be a Muppet. Then it would get up and walk out.
Me: ...Gonzo I think that's the first intelegent thing you've ever said to me.
Gonzo: *shrug* Most of the time I'm too busy planning stunts involving chainsaws, diesel fuel, and matches.
Me: ...Like I said, that was the FIRST and probably last intelegent thing you've ever said to me.
Gonzo: It comes and goes...
Me: Right. So any ideas for this next chapter Gonz?
Gonzo: Hmm, well I think you should explore more of this Benny guy's personalitiy. I mean, we really don't know what he's thinking through all of this. You had an Exod scene in "Old Friends" I think you should do one like that with Benny.
Me: ...Okay, so that wasn't the last intelegent thing you've ever said to me. Thanks Gonzo.
Gonzo: No problem Ryan. Now if you'll excuse me, Camilla and I have to go rehearse our masking tape and spiral bound notebook act! *runs off*
Me: I wonder if I could set my watch by those random spurts of insight...*begins typing*

 

[The Count]

Hope Kathy sleeps well tonight... Sent her some of the cookies I bought this afternoon when at the mall.

That reminds me...
Count, going over the boxes wrapped with some of our signature batty wrapping paper... Let me see... Ve have...
1 Hazelnut Halloween.
2 White Fright Chocolate.
3 Boston Scream.
4 Vanishing Vanilla Creme.
5 Apple Skinnamon.
6 Inky Boisenberry Jam.
7 Sweet Potato Shortbreaths.
8 Gnarly Sugar Pretzel.
9 Double Bubble Toil and Toffee.
10 Pumpkin Puddin' Spice.
11 Mystery Minty Mist.
12 Batty Batterscotch.
13 Transylvania Midnight Chocolate Chip Delight.
All here... Batty and Necra, take these up to Room #26.

Cookie Monster should love the birthday presents we got him, lots of cookies of different flavors for him to sample... And hopefully share with his roomies. Left him a card attached to the boxes, it says we wish him a Happy Birthday from Ed and The Count.
Good night guys.

 

[Erine81981]

Man look at all those presents of cookies you got.

Cookie M: Me can't enjoy all these for me. Me want to share.

Thanks Cookie. Your learning.

Cookie M: No. Me just don't want to be fat. Me not eat to much.

Grover: Thanks Cookie. I love theses cookies.

Well lets see. Bryan and his group made some. Ed and his roomie made some too. I made some. We've got lots of tins and dishes of cookies here.

Herry: Ooooo..*grabs a triangle shaped sugar cookie*...*eats one*...wow! These are good. I'll have to get the resipie for these.

Maurice: *looks at box* Those were made from Telly. He love triangles.

Yep he does. *eats some chocolate chip cookies*

Cookie M: Me just greatful me got friends like these. Give me hug?

Sure.

Everyone gives Cookie Monster a big group monster hug

Tomorrow well go see that wonderful new art down at the Mallery Gallery.

Grover: I heard I am in this new art. Can not wait.

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Not sure if they're open this late though.

BTW... The dorms were brought to you by the letter X and by the number 15. Good night.
*Pipe organ music fills the night halls of the dorm building.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *writes a get-well card for Christy*
Bobo: *writes a get-well card for Christy*
Bean: *draws cute flowers for Christy*
Beau: *gets a well for Christy* Where do you want it put?

Skeeter: *pokes head through the hole in their closet* A well? I don't know. Ummm...how about...there *points to a random spot in Bo's room.

Christyb: *laughs*

*later*

Bo: *walks across room...and fells down a well installed in the floor* I'm alright!