Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Fatatatita runs across the hallway in front of Beth's door...

*Singing...
Very superstitious...
Writing on the wall.

Count, at the funkified organ: Wery superstitious...
Ladder starts to fall.

*Hanging some jack o'lanterns in the common room...
13 month old baby.
Broken looking glass...

Count: Sewen years bad luck.
Good things in the past.

*Hanging up some cut-out bats with the help of some real ones.
When you believe in things...
Count, with the skulls strewn about the doorways.
That you don't understand...

Both: Then you suffer... Superstition every way.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Abby: Noooo!!! We're going to have bad luck!
Beth: It's ok Abby, Ed and the Count were just having some fun with us. So was Fatatita. It's ok. She's a good kitty remember, you stayed with them that one time
Abby: Oh, ok.
Beth: Hey, I'll walk you to school and you'll see everything is fine ok?
Abby: Ok

 

[The Count]

Oh... It's a scary day in the neighborhood, a scary day in the neighborhood...
Hmmm... All of this frightful fun has put me in mind to...
Eh, just waiting for Christy to get back from her classes. Then maybe some new exciting adventure will happen in MopFam.

Or I could just... Mmm, maybe later, as a sort of lark I guess.
Have a great Friday the 13th!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hmm...I wonder if Ed got my messages from yesterday. Oh well... You guys all ready for your classes today!?
(Bert, Ernie, Telly all come out of their rooms ready to go to class)
Bert: I'm ready!
Ernie: I'm ready too!
Telly: As ready as I'll ever be! (Telly comes out wearing his football helmet, dark sunglasses, pillows tied around his body, with rabbit's foot, four-leaf clover, a shiny penny, and other assorted "good luck" charms attatched on all sides.)
Bry: Telly, what on Earth are you wearing?
Telly: It's Friday the 13th, Bryan. I'm not taking any chances!
Bry: Goodluck! Steer clear of Oscar's can today!
Telly: Thanks! Bye!
Bry: Bye!
Big Bird: Bye!
Bry: Well, Big Bird, what do you want to do?
Big Bird: We could decorate the place for Halloween.
Bry: I was just about to offer the suggestion myself.
Big Bird: Okay!

 

[The Count]

*Singing... Here is another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...
I got some money cause I just got paid...

Oh hey Bryan, yes, got your messages... Will send you the prelims of what I schemed a bit later.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, we got half this room decorated some.
Big Bird: What now?
Bry: Let's dance!
Big Bird: Okay!

(Upbeat music starts and Big Bird and I start dancing around the room and having fun)

Bry:
When I hear this music playing
Suddenly my feet are saying
Turn around, and turn again!
It makes me feel like dancing!

Big Bird:
Suddenly my body's swaying
Swaying to the song they're playing
Turn around, and turn again!
It makes me want to dance!

Bry:
I listen to the music
It tells me what to do
At first I'm just a dancer
Then I am the music, too!

(Both dance around the room being silly)

Both:
When I hear this music playing
Suddenly my feet are saying
Turn around, and turn again!
It makes me feel like dancing!
It makes me want to dance!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Betty Lou: *entering Room 19* I just saw Telly on his way to class - he's all decked out in good luck charms for Friday the 13th. ... Has he come out yet?
Tosh: No, not yet.
Kim: *coming in the room* Whoa! To quote Henry Blake, better keep the brass monkeys in tonight; it's cold outside! ... Is he still under there?
Gillis: *sighs* Yes.
Kim: Oh, for crying out loud; this is ridiculous. *walks over to Boober's bed, which has a Fraggle-shaped lump under the blanket* Boober! Boober, get out here, now.
Boober: (muffled) No! I'm not coming out, not until tomorrow!
Kim: Boober, it's fine. Nothing is going to happen today, to you or any of us.
Boober: *poking his head out* How can you say that? How can any of you walk around acting like this is just another ordinary day?
Gillis: Because it is another ordinary day.
Kim: Seriously, Boober, Friday the 13th isn't that bad! Look at Telly - he's not staying in his room all day. Sure, he's decked to the nines with good luck charmes, but he's still not staying in his room.
Boober: Your point?
Tosh: Boober, nothing bad is going to happen, we promise!
Betty Lou: Yeah. All of that stuff about Friday the 13th is just a bunch of baloney.
Boober: Oh yeah? What about the time Kim and her mom went shopping and the axle on their car broke? That happened on Friday the 13th.
Kim: That was a combination of another driver's carelessness and timing. I've lived through many other Friday the 13ths and had nothing happen to me at all.
Boober: I don't care. I'm not coming out until the 14th! *throws the blanket back over his head*
Kim: There's no reasoning with him when he's like this, I guess.
Gillis: We'll just have to go about our day without him.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Ha! Just sent all of my lineup ideas to Bryan, sure hope he got the message I sent through the regular dorm's forum mailer.
Count: Mmm, he's sure to like it.
And just where do you think you're going Mr. Inviso?
Cookie Monster: Me just getting couple of cookies before sitting down for me shows.
Aw, that's OK... They're the shows I like too, so we'll watch them together.
Maurice: So... what are we having for dinner?
Some talapia with tubers and other good stuff. But that's not till later.
Come on... Let's just get comfy cozy for our afternoon shows.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (still dancin around) Hey, Ed! I did get the message. Will look over it a little later. Thanks!
Big Bird: (soft-shoeing)
(Bert, Ernie and Telly walk in)
Telly: Hey what's with the dancin'?
Ernie: Who cares, it looks fun! (starts shuffling around)
Bert: Hey, let's all do the pigeon!!(music stops and everyone else freezes in their tracks all staring at Bert)
Bert: What?
(we shrug it off and continue dancing again)
Bert: They just don't get it, Bernice.
Bernice: *coos*
Bert: Why of course you may have this dance. Let's get groovin'. (laughs)
Ernie: Hey, look everybody! I'm singing in the rain! (about to open up an umbrella)
Telly: NOOOOO!! (jumps at Ernie sending them both through the window)

 

[Beauregard]

*in the midst of the entrance...walketh a new resident, an inhabitent, a creature come to stay, etc, et el...*

New Resident: Oh, is this the place? It looks kinda small...Oh! Oops. Ahehe. *opens door and steps into the entrance* Ahh! Now what is that smell? *sniffs the air* It smells like waffles, and new soap, and old pyjamas...it could only come from...the room of Bobo, Beau, and Bo! Well, say hello, because I'm the Bear and I've left the Big Blue House to come stay with those guys! This is going to be so much fun!