Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

Hi girls. You know that I'm leaving on my cruise this Sunday,right?
Prairie:Yeah...lucky you.
Awwww Prairie...don't be jealous. I promise I'll bring back souvenirs for you & Rosita. Anyway...you'll both be staying with Bryan,Ernie,Bert,Telly and Big Bird.
Rosita:Yay!Fantastico! So when are you leaving Kathy?
Trying to push me out the door already,Rosita?
Rosita:Oh Kathy..you know I was just kidding with you!I'll miss you,and so will Prairie.Right Prairie?
Prairie:Right. Just try not to come back as sick as a dog like you did last time.
Yeesh...how could I forget!

 

[Erine81981]

Minutes later......

Inviso Cookie M: *walks passed Big Bird* Hey Big Bird.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hi, Cookie Monster!...(double-take) Hey! What the...? Am I imagining things??

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Kathy and Rosita...get in here!NOW!!
running in Prairie,what's the matter?
Rosita:Yeah...Prairie...you look mad.What's wrong?
Prairie:I made a dozen chocolate chip oatmeal cookies.And nowthey're gone!All of them! Did you split them among yourselves while I was out?
Prairie...not me.
Prairie:Kath...look at me straight in the eye and say that again.
looking at Prairie Honest Prairie...it wasn't me.
Prairie: *sigh* OK. I know you're telling the truth because when you're lying you blush & start giggling. Rosita...how about you
Rosita:looking at Prairie square in the eye It wasn't me either Prairie.I was out to lunch with mi abuelo y mi abuela I'm too full to eat cookies.
Prairie:Oh yeah...that's right,Rosita.I forgot you were having lunch with your grandfather and grandmother today. I'm sorry you two.It's just that they came out so great and yummy lookiing....uh,has anyone seen Cookie Monster lately?
Not me
Rosita:Me either.
Prairie: Well...I just thought of something.If Cookie took the cookies,there'd be blue fur here. There's nothing! Very weird!

 

[Erine81981]

Ok everyone. I'm heading over to my friends tonight. I'm going to ask Bryan to watch ya'll. Ecepet for Cookie Monster. Ed will look after him tonight. Oh by the way. Grover. Herry.

Grover & Herry: *pokes head out from under table* Yes?

Would ya'll stop with the nonsense. There's not such things as ghost. It was only Cookie Monster. Look. *show them Cookie Monster with the sheet and without* Ok Cookie. Speak.

Inviso Cookie M: -What?-

See. It's Cookie Monster. He ate something that made him invisible. Now without the sheet. *takes off the sheet* Speak again.

Inviso Cookie M: -Where cookies at?-

Over there. *points to them*

Inviso Cookie M: -Thanks.- *starts eatting the cookies*

All you can see is cookies being ate and disappearing

Are ya'll satisfied?

Herry: Sorry about that Kyle.

Grover: We were scared.

I understand. So would I if someone hadn't forgot to tell you.

Maurice: I'm sorry too.

It's fine. Is everything settled now?

Monsters: Yes!

Good. I'm going to try and get some dinner cooked or whatever we want to eat. I'm going to pack.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Kyle! Sure, I'll watch the guys tonight. i actually have to go out for a while, but they can just play in our room until I get back.
Ernie: And then we'll play some more! Khekhekhe!
Bry: That's right!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Huh? Thought you were going to dress up as your hero, Mr. Richard Hunt. Will the others in the RHLC be crushed? Will their hopes be dashed to bits on the jagged...
Oh sorry, got carried away for a sec there.

Well, I have a couple of striped rugby shirts, a pair of blue-striped Adidas and a nice-looking tweed newsboy's cap... ('course, R's was gray and mine's more brownish-tan...)

Nora: Where have you been?
MN: After work I went out to dinner and to the theater with my family.
Storyteller: How nice, how nice.

 

[Erine81981]

Sorry Bryan I'm sending them on over to Leyla. Did I say Bryan. *looks at other thead* Whoops. Sorry about that Bryan. I'm sending Herry and Grover over to Leyla. See you guys later. Bye.

Grover: See you later Kyle.

Herry: Bye. Glad to get to see Kermit again.

Grover: Kermie babieee!

 

[Leyla]

<Leyla and Hilda are relaxing, enjoying a quiet cup of tea while Wanda is stretched out on the floor writing in her diary and Jimmy is thumbing through a book of redneck knock knock jokes that Fozzie left him with. Robot Kermit is happily enjoying his birthday gifts, sporting paperclip glasses and perched in his new go cart while he puts oil on his wind up key.>

Hilda: Mmm... what a nice quiet day we've had after all the excitment of the night before!

Leyla: Oh, yes. Wasn't it so much fun! And everyone was so kind to Robot Kermit... giving him such wonderful and creative gifts... that voice modulator will certainly come in handy! And they were so good at keeping him away from Piggy! Otherwise we'd be needing those spare parts!

Robot Kermit: Oh! And I can't wait to read that copy of I, Robot! Maybe it will help me learn how to dance the Robot. It's trickier that it looks.

Wanda: If he plays that song one more time today...

Robot Kermit: It's a great song!

Leyla: Peace and quiet, and a little bit of homey chaos at last...

<There is a knock at the door. Leyla answers and quickly ushers in Grover and Herry>

Leyla: Oh! Guess who's staying with us for a little while!

Jimmy: The bear again?

Leyla: No, no! the monsters!

Grover: But do not be afraid, for we are very friendly monsters!

Herry: We sure are!

Leyla: Great! Come on in, then, and make yourself at home!

Grover: Kermit, it is so good to see you again! Um... but did you know there is a large metal thing stuck in your back?

Herry: I hope it doesn't hurt...

Leyla: Oh... um.. let me explain something... you see... Kermit... the real Kermit was just visiting us last weekend... this is Robot Kermit... he's um... almost like the real one! Only... not!

Grover: Can he tapdance?

RK: Can I ever! <does, rattling noisily around in his go cart.>

Hilda: So nice to have things back to normal.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: How was birdkateers' guys

BABY BEAR: It was great

LITTLE BIRD: In celebrating of fall, we decided to draw some things that are related to fall and me and baby made some leaves and painted them

PETER: Nice

ZOE: CooL!!!

LITTLE BIRD: What are we watching on TV

PETER: E/R

ZOE; Good for You!