Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, here's Count's present.
Big Bird: What did we get again?
Bry: A new top hat.
Big Bird: Oh yeah!
Ernie: Oh I almost forgot. I got a special birthday present for The Count. Be right back. (Opens the door) Come on in, guys!
(a whole flock of Muppet sheep parade in)
Sheep: Is this where the party's a-a-at?
Sheep: Hope we made it in time.
Sheep: Ooh! Nice ba-a-at decor. Very festive!
Bert: Ernie, you're giving The Count sheep?
Ernie: Yeah.
Bert: What for?
Ernie: For counting, silly!
Sheep: We also tap da-a-ance!
Bert: I thought you looked familiar.

 

[The Count]

*Heavy sigh... Still have to work on this dang paper... Oh why have I grown accustomed to such a life of procrastination? Sure hope my roomie's having a good time at his party upstairs. He left there about an hour ago, sounds like they're having the band fly in... Their batty wings must be tired. Not as tired as I'll be.

*Grumble... Have fun guys.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: (starts playing a medley of tunes with the Birdland band including "The Batty Bat")

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: I have the Count's birthday present wrapped up

ZOE: What is it

BABY BEAR: It's something to do with dental hygiene

LITTLE BIRD: I know, Peter?

PETER: What is it?

LITTLE BIRD: An Electric Toothbrush with Numbers

PETER: And why don't we go to the party

BABY BEAR: And give the Electric toothbrush to the count!!!

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Ernie, call off your sheep! They're trying to eat the presents!
Ernie: Oh, but they aren't my sheep, Bert. They're Count's.
Bert: *Sigh* Oh, Ernie!
A Sheep: Is it time for cake yet?

 

[The Count]

Count: My... Vhat vonderful presents! Thank you everybody. So much fun for us tonight!
*Thunder and lightning sound from outside, sending the sheep to cower over in the corner.
Aw, don't vorry sheep... It's just my thunder and lightning. Come, I think Bo Peep might have some room for you in her flock.

*Blows out candles on cake and makes a wish before cutting and offering a slice of cake to the guests.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Happy birthday, Count! I hope you're having fun at your party.

 

[BEAR]

Sheep: Before we go, we want to do a little performance for you. Hit it, Mr. Owl! (the band plays while the sheep dance and sing for Count a familiar song)

Whenever I go to sleep
In bed when the day is through
I love to count little sheep
Doing the dance they adore to do

With a beat of tiny feet
Baby lambs begin to prance
And then they all start to bleat
The name of their dance
Lambaba!
And I count them!

Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lamba ba ba

Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba ba

Lambies come from here and there
Pretty soon the room is full
Curly hair is everywhere
It's wall-to-wall wool

Mary and her little lamb
With fleece that is as white as snow
Bo Peep even brings a ram
And we're ready to go
Lambaba!
And I count them!

Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lamba ba ba

Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba

(repeat and fade)

 

[The Count]

Mmm... The classics never go out of style. Thank you sheep, now off with you, Bo Peep's vaiting for you to come home vagging your tails behind you.
*Sheep run off, out through the side entrance that leads to the outdoor patio.

Thanks to every 1 who helped make this a great birthday! Love the little peppermint numbers piped onto the side of this marvelous cake. Oh, just let me know if any of you guys vant some, there's plenty to go around.

 

[BEAR]

Telly: I would love some cake!
Big Bird: Me too!
Bry: Cake all around! Oh! I almost forgot... (whispering to Big Bird) Would you get everyone ready for the special song?
Big Bird: Can I finish my cake first?
Bry: Yeah yeah, of course.