Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Me: *decorating for The Count's b-day* Alright Uncle D., hang those paper bats up there on the ceiling, you need a ladder?
Uncle DeadlY: Ah, no, I have a better idea. *whistles and some of The Count's bats fly up and hang the decorations* How's that look my fiend?
Me: Great Uncle D. Good idea. Hey Rowlf, how're the refreshments coming along?
Rowlf: They just ran out.
Me: Rowlf, the party hasn't even started yet, who ate it all?
Rowlf: Nobody did, the Chef was trying to cook the talking vegetables again.
Robin: But don't worry Ryan, I aked Gonzo and Camilla to go out and get some chips and stuff.
Me: That's supposed to make me not worry?
Robin: Well...Um...Maybe he'll get food that's edible.
Me: You don't know that weirdo as well as I do Robin. Maybe he'll run into Bryan at the store and Bryan will get something edible...We can only hope.

*Meanwhile at the grocery store*

Gonzo: Oh Camilla! Look at that! Pickkle chips!
Camilla: Bawk bagawk!
Gonzo: Yeah, let's get some!
Camilla: *sees Bryan* Bawk! Buck buck baw!
Gonzo: Oh! Hi Bryan! I'm just picking out some food for the party tonight! You want a pickle chip?

 

[BEAR]

Bry: A pickle chip? No thanks, Gonzo. We better hurry and get all this food so that we can be back in time to help Ryan with the finishing touches.
Telly: When does the party start?
Bry: Not for a few more hours I think. We have little time. I asked Bert and Ernie to look after the cake down at Hooper's.
Big Bird: Gee, I thought Mr. Chef was going to make the cake for The Count's birthday.
Bry: Yes, but as we all know, when it comes to the Swedish Chef, a back up plan is not a bad idea.
Big Bird: Right.

 

[furryredmonster]

Kendra: Hey Elmo, have you thought about what you are going to give the Count?
Elmo: Elmo thinks he will draw a picture for the Count.
Kendra: Good idea! I don't know what I'm going to get yet...
Elmo: Elmo thinks you should draw a picture too!
Kendra: Hmmm... I might.

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: (flies to Kyle's window) Kyle? Grover? Anybody? Oh, hey, Cookie Monster! Listen, Bryan wanted to place Kyle and you monsters in charge of the entertainment for the batty boppers birthday. I thought I'd help out with any musical needs you may have.

 

[Katzi428]

The Count will LOVE this shirt!holding up a shirt that says Counting Is VONDERFUL!
Rosita:Yeah...he sure will!
Prairie:The uppycakes-cay are ready,Kath.
Rosita:What are "uppycakes-cay",Prairie?
Prairie whispers in Rosita's ear"It's cuppycakes in Pig Latin.But I didn't want you know who to come barging in here to get them.
Rosita:OK. I understand.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Okay guys! Decorations look great! Is everybody cleaned up and ready for the party?
Robin: Yup, I'm ready to go!
Rowlf: My fur's all dry cleaned and I'm ready for the party.
Clifford: You know me Ry, always ready and lookin' my best. Heh heh.
Uncle Deadly: Ah, me too my fiends.
Me: And me too, now, where's Chef with that cake?
Chef: Oh ya ya! Der cake-a roody fur de poorty! Bork bork!
Me: *examining cake* Wow Chef, it looks great. Perfect actually, great job.
Chef: Ooh, thenk-a yoou Ryoon. I wurke-d voory her-ad oon it.
Me: Well it really does look good Chef. I can't believe you made-*the cake explodes in my face, all over me* ...Now I can definitely believe you made it.
Rowlf: Looks like the cake won't have a chance to make it's big bang at the party tonight! Heh heh!
Me: Sheesh...I'll be in the shower...
Gonzo: *darts in carrying open pickle jar* Ryan!! Ryan!! I got the chips! *trips, spilling pickles all over me*
Me: What a perfect day...*goes to shower*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Don't worry, Ryan! Got another cake right here! Told ya we'd need a Plan B.
Big Bird: It smells delicious!
Bry: Thanks, Big Bird. It's a sinfully delicious double-chocolate fudge devils food cake. See the dark chocolate bat sitting on top?
Ernie: Hey, yeah! And look at those little numbers around the sides. Those are cute.
Bry: Those are made of peppermint. Gosh, I hope The Count likes it.
Big Bird: I'm sure he will.
Telly: As long as it doesn't explode in his face.
Bry: Right! Bert, would you take the cake down to the party area, wherever that may be?
Bert: Okay. Umm...where is the party at?
Bry: Ask Ryan. He's the one that set it all up here. The rest of you, please help me get the presents together.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey guys! The party's down here in the main lobby area! I figured it would be easier for The Count to count us all from in here! And we're ready to start whenever you guys are!
Robin: Yeah, we'll all hide and shout surprise!

 

[BEAR]

Bert: (sets cake on the table in the main lobby)
Ernie: Shout surprise? Oh how fun! Hey, wouldn't it be even more fun if we came up with silly ways to yell surprise?! Like um...(wiggles fingers in front of face) bumble bumble bumble bumble...SURPRISE!!! Khekhekhe! Your turn, Bert.
Bert: No.
Ernie: Come on, Bert.
Bert: Umm...(deadpan) dingle...dingle...dingle...surprise. There.
Ernie: Good one!

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: *sneaks up behind Bert* SURPRISE! Bwa ha ha ha!