Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: And now, before this party comes to an end, we'd like to present a special tribute song to our friend, The Count Von Count. Happy birthday, buddy. Hoots, if you please...
(Music starts)

You know that he is called the Count
Because he really loves to count
He could sit and count all day
Sometimes he gets carried away

Hoots: He counts slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once he's started counting it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. (Count: It is so exciting!)
He could count forever, count until he drops

All: 1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4

Telly: He counts the spiders on the wall...
Big Bird: He counts the cobwebs in the hall...
Bert: He counts the candles on the shelf...
Ernie: When he's alone, he counts himself!

Bry: He counts slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once he's started counting it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. (Count: It is so exciting!)
All: He could count forever, count until he drops

1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, he loves counting!
That's the song of the Count!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COUNT!

 

[Erine81981]

Sorry guys were late. Cookie told me but I forgot. If it's alright can we give your present sometime today? I'm tired and (I'll let you know) just tired. Good night guys.

Grover: Something is wrong with Kyle.

Herry: We'll cheer him up some how.

Grover: Good night Ed and happy birthday Count.

Herry: Ya! Happy Birthday. Good night too.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Hope Kyle is okay.
Big Bird: Yeah, he looked kinda sad.
Bry: Well, he knows he can always come to me to talk if he needs.

 

[The Count]

Hee... Just need to run it by...

Mmm, well as long as we're up this late...
The MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter I.
Count: That's my faworite letter.
You have a favorite letter? And it's the letter I?
Count: Of course, the letter I also represents the Roman numeral 1. And I have so much fun inking I's on the wall and counting them all!
*Remembers story from A-B-C Storybook... Oh yeah.

And by the number...
Count: 13!

Great, now let's get some shuteye before we wake the dead with the music from this great party. Thanks guys, it was rully nice of you to handle the party for my roomie. Sorry I couldn't've been here more for the festivities.

BTW: Bry, are those lyrics rully from the song "The Song of the Count"?
Cause a friend was asking about it, seems they were playing it at Sesame Place when he visited there on the weekend.

 

[BEAR]

Yeah, it's "The Song of the Count", but I adjusted a few of the pronouns and verbs a bit because we were singing it about the Count as opposed to the original version when the Count sang it about himself.

Glad you enjoyed the party, Count. Goodnight now.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *leaving for school, stop in fan-fic library* Hey Uncle D., I'm off to school.
Uncle Deadly: Mm, okay my fiend, have a nice day. I hope that party last night doesn't affect your studies.
Me: *shrug* It shouldn't, and besides, I think Count had a great time, so that's all that matters.
Uncle Deadly: Mm-hm, I must agree with you. Now, is there something you needed to tell me? Or can I go back to re-reading my favorite stories? Hmm?
Me: Heh, re-reading, I guess we haven't had an update in a while.
UD: Nope, and no commentary either.
Me: How 'bout I promise you some tonight? That work out okay?
UD: Marvelously.
Me: Great. If Lisa gets back before me, go ahead and send Robin and the others back with her. And do find out if Count enjoyed the one-thousand piece puzzle we got him. I wonder if he's finished counting all of the pieces yet...Anyway, see you after school Uncle D.!
UD: Farewell my fiend! Have a horrific day!
Me: ...Thanks Uncle D.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Red leaves a birthday card and present for the Count outside of room 1. The card says we're sorry we couldn't make it to the party and to enjoy the present we got him, which is a deck of playing cards that he can count with and play with to his hearts content along with a book on bats. Signed Beth, Red, Wanda and Abby*
Red: Whew, I hope he likes this

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... My roomie's asleep, we were up late last night and extremely early this morning. But he wants to say thanks for the gifts, and more importantly for throwing the party for him. We'll probably be around more this weekend though.

 

[The Count]

OK guys... Gotta get ready in a hurry... Have to eat breakfast, bathe and dress, and be ready to leave in an hour's time.

Count, you're incharge. The bats can leave a message if anyone needs us. Oh, and be sure to make the call to Mike's Bakery... We'll be needing another cake from Mrs. Pepper for tomorrow's party.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: What a great party yesterday.
Telly: Yeah, I'm still pumped.
Bry: Well there will be plenty more birthdays coming up. I just hope The Count enjoyed himself last night. It seemed like he did. I forgot to give him another gift I've been saving specifically for The Count.
Big Bird: What is it?
Bry: Well, at Pier 39 in San Francisco, which is where I went last week, there are a whole bunch of sea lions there in the harbor. I took this picture. See?
Big Bird: Oh yeah...they're all just laying around .
Ernie: They're so cute! It kinda looks like that one is showing off for the people.
Bry: Yeah, they are quite an attraction for the tourists. There are sooo many of them. I wondered how many there were exactly. It would drive me nuts to count them all myself. I took this picture and thought I would give it to The Count to count the sea lions and tell me how many there are.
Bert: He'll love it.
Bry: I'll just ask Bernice to deliver this downstairs if that's alright.
Bert: Sure.
(Bernice takes the picture and takes it down to room #1)