Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bert: Cookies? What cookies?
Ernie: Uh...those were mine, Bert.
Bert: In the bed?
Ernie: (pats Bert's back) Don't worry about it.
Bry: Hey, Ryan and Cliff. Thanks for helping out. How about you guys take this chair while I help Telly with the other one.
Telly: Okay!
Big Bird: What's in this big box, Ernie?
Ernie: Just a bunch of toys and stuff.
Big Bird: (looking inside) Wow! You have some fun stuff!
Ernie: Oh, those aren't my toys, Big Bird. They're Rubber Duckie's! (laughs)
Big Bird: Oh, okay.
Ernie: That trunk right there is where my toys are.
Big Bird: Gotcha!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *lifts Ernie's toy trunk* OOMF! Good grief do you have toy rocks Ernie?! Oh...Ugh...Hi Maurice, nice to meet you...

Clifford: *carrying small box* Yeah, same from me.

Me: Urgh...Don't strain yourself Cliff...

Cliff: Oh don't worry, I won't. Uh-oh...

Me: Uh-oh? What uh-oh?

Gonzo: *barges into Ryan* RYAN! There you are! Come on come on, more commentary! I've gotta know what happened to me!

Me: *on the floor with chest on...er...Chest* Well...Gonzo...If...I could breath...We would go...

Clifford: That's the uh-oh by the way Ry. *lifts chest of Ryan's chest* Heh heh, you two go on, I'll stay back and help here.

Me: Okay Cliff...*rubs chest* C'mon Gonzo, let's go...I've got a coma...I mean...Comma to show you...

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, that looks like everything. Thanks everyone for all your help.
Ernie: Yeah, we really owe ya one!
Bry: Now, it's time to put it all where it goes. C'mon, guys!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (aside to Ryan) By the way, do you know if Floyd's gotten his hands on any penguins.

(*Note: Muppet Survivor reference, folks.)

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *coming back to whisper to Bry* Yeah, he's grabbed a few...He's still lookin' for most though. *shifty eyes*

(*Note: Yes, a reference to Muppet Survivor.)

 

[Java]

Hi Sprocket. I'm back home now. It was a long day.

<Melissa pauses and sniffs the air>

Say, what are you up to? That really smells good.

<launches into full pantomine mode with plenty of whines, barks, and other odd assormtnets of noise telling Melissa to go shower and put on comfortable clothes. He's got it all covered. After she showers she can have this delicous dinner, watch a movie, and only after that may she catch up on fan-fiction.>

Yes, sir. Read you loud and clear.

<Grabs shower basket and clothes and goes to follow instructions.>

 

[BEAR]

Telly: Hey, Bry! Did you hear? My buddy Baby Bear moved in next door! Can I go say hello?
Bry: Maybe a little later. After we work on this room.
Telly: Okay...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Okay, guys...we're doing the kitchen in cream, the bathroom in art-deco style, the sitting room in green and light bronze, Nora's room in lavender...and I want to do a mural of London in mine.

Nora: Be sure to include Baker Street! (starts slathering lavender paint on her wall)
MN: Gotcha covered. (starts drawing Abbey Road on a blank wall)
(Storyteller starts dabbing some bronze paint on a wall, humming the Ballad of Sir Blunderbrain as she goes)
Nora: You shoulda seen Miss Piggy at rehearsals today...(shudder)

 

[The Count]

*Finally gets back to room... Man, I'm so tired...
Count: So much going on.
Yeah, I heard.
Count, pausing: Hear that?
Yes, wonderful thunder resounding outside the dorms tonight.
Count: You know vhat that means...
Go fright ahead my friend, you have a key to the room, just try to be quiet when you get back.
Count: Thank you! *Rushes out to the common room, goes up elevator and stays in Floor 2's common room counting the thunder and lightning.
Always puts a smile on my face, but I'm tired fright now.

Ryan... You do know Bryan's room's down the hall from yours?
Well, I'll be PM'ing the two of you shortly.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan... You do know Bryan's room's down the hall from yours?
Well, I'll be PM'ing the two of you shortly.

Me: Yeah, I kinda figured that when Ernie dropped that dang toy chest outside my dorm room earlier...*joking look* And I look forward to the PM!

Gonzo: But Ryan, it is the PM, and it's been the PM since noon when it took over for AM...Sheesh, pay attention.