Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Me: Yeah, I kinda figured that when Ernie dropped that dang toy chest outside my dorm room earlier...*joking look* And I look forward to the PM!

Gonzo: But Ryan, it is the PM, and it's been the PM since noon when it took over for AM...Sheesh, pay attention.

Ernie: Good one, Gonzo. I'll have to use that one on Bert sometime. (Laughs) Oh, sorry about the toy chest, Ryan. I'll have it cleaned up.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh don't worry Ern. It's been awhile since I played with toys...And Uncle Deadly seems to enjoy it too.

UD: Ooh yes! I love playing with old toys, brings back many many memories.

 

[BEAR]

UD: Ooh yes! I love playing with old toys, brings back many many memories.

Ernie: (slowly turns to see Uncle Deadly's glowing eyes staring at him) Wh-wh-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo!!!!! (runs away as fast as he can)

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: ...Bryan's roommates have really gotten a culture shock from me...

Me: More like a cult shock...

 

[Erine81981]

Maurice: *sees Ernie running by* Poor Ernie. He looks to have seen a ghost.

Grover: I-i-i-it is that one. *points to UD*

Maurice: He sure does! *chewing on his fingers*

Herry: Don't worry guys. He's on our side.

Grover: I know but he still gives me the creeps.

Maurice: You got that right.

Oscar: *pops up* Heh heh heh heh heh...

Herry: What you laughing at Oscar?

Oscar: Oh nothing.

Herry: What is that smirk on your face?

Oscar: Oh nothing. Heh heh heh heh....*slams trashlid*

Herry: Guys. I think Oscar is up to something.

Grover: That is not like grouchie. Wonder what it could be?

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: I'm doing an old Milwaukee fictional TV schedule from October 11, 1989

Zoe: Cool

Baby Bear: It is a nice dorm, Peter

Little Bird: Me and Ralph, your parrot, Baby Bear get along together

Baby Bear: Wow!!!, you are playing checkers with Ralph

Little Bird: Yes!

Zoe: and Both you and Little Bird get along might fine, Baby Bird

Ralph: (SQUAWK)

Peter: Tomorrow, there is cheerleader tryouts, would you like to go, Zoe

Zoe: Of Course, that should be fun!!!

Little Bird: Good for you!, Zoe!

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: It's too bad that I can't go anywhere without scaring anyone...Ah well, tis more fun that way! Bwa ha ha ha!

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Ernie, what's the matter?
Telly: Yeah, you look like you've seen a ghost!
Ernie: I did! But not just any ol' ghost. It was a dragon ghost!
Bert: A dragon ghost? Come on, Ernie. It's just your imagination. Come on now, let's finish setting up our room, huh? I can't decide where to put my rock garden.
Ernie: Beeeert!
Bert: Okay, okay...what did he look like?
Ernie: He had a long mouth, Bert.
Bert: A long mouth?
Ernie: Uh huh. And scaley bluish skin. And beady yellow glowing eyes!! It was terrible!
Bert: Now, Ernie...I am sure you are just a little nervous because we are in a new place and it's different. Your mind is playing tricks on you.
Ernie: But what if he comes back in the middle of the night and comes to my bed while I'm sleeping and goes "Wubba Wubba Wubba!"
Bry: Actually, there is a dragon ghost in the dorms, Bert.
Bert: You see, Ernie. There is...there IS?
Bry: Yeah, he *ahem* "lives" down the hall with Ryan. His name is Uncle Deadly.
Bert: Deadly?
Ernie: Told you so.
Bry: But don't worry about him. He really is harmless.
Telly: Well, not too harmless. He did steal my peanut butter sandwich one time.
Bry: Oh, Telly... Really, guys. He's not so bad once you get to know him.
Big Bird: Yeah, he's actually pretty nice. A little strange, but nice.
Bry: Yeah. Now come on, lets get this room done so we can post our layout/description soon. (everyone, except Bert, continues working)

(pause)

Bert: (still standing stiff) Deadly?

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, looks like we're done...finally. I dunno about you guys, but I'm too tired to post the room layout now. But I'm not too tired to say that Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the Letter P and by the Number 17.
(17 Penguins walk outside the window)
Goodnight!

 

[Beauregard]

Hey Guys, I posted this post before, and then realised we had new rules, etc, so I've checked in with The Count by PM and am now checking in legally!

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Bo: *stands on doorstop with carpet bags* So..that trip to England didn't go too badly...
Bobo: Except that our room was emptied...
Beau: ...and pain-ted.
Bo: Things could have been worse...

Bean Bunny: BEAN? Bean? Oh! You called for this bundle of cuteness and the bunny has answered your precious little call! Hi, I'm Bean! And I am seriously worse...

Beau: The easter bunny?
Bobo: Does he come in chocolate?
Bo: What...are you doing here?

Bean: *bounce* Being me! *rushes inside* Hi there Ed, we'd like a room for...one, two, three, FOUR including me! In the basement if you please! Room #13 will do fine, fine, fine! Where do I sign?

Bo: At the a-sign-lem...
Beau: The what?
Bobo: White coats, Beau, white coats.