Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: *Is sitting in her computer chair staring at "The New Arrival" story she's writing.* I need a bath...x_x

Jim: *Glances up from his banjo.* Then why don't you take one?

Sara: My knee brace...I shouldn't take it off.

Scooter: You didn't have that a couple of days ago...

Sara: No, I didn't! I was at my friends house, and as I tried to get out of her boyfriend's truck I fell out of it, and landed straight on my dang knee! So now I've got a really huge brace on it. And I can't take normal baths!

Frank: It shouldn't be too bad, should it?

Sara: Well...I guess not. *Grabs a lawn chair, a towel, and her bodywash and sponge.* It shouldn't be too bad. See you guys in a bit, when I'm done.

Scooter: We'll keep an ear open, Sara.

Sara: For what?

Jim: If you yell for help.

Sara: *Blushes softly* Thanks guys.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:*playing the "Mahna Mahna" song on her piano
Having fun there Prairie?
Prairie:Mm-hm.*continues playing*
Good...'cause you're driving me crazy!
Prairie:OK...I'll stop playing. I want to get a snack from the canteen anyway.Want anything?
A small bag of nacho cheese Doritos please.
Prairie:Gotcha...I'll be back in a few.
*thinking to myself*She has a goofy grin on her face...I wonder what's on her mind?
5 minutes later,the phone rings
*picking it up and speaking into it*Hello?
Prairie:MAHNA-MAHNA!!!!
Oooohh....you just wait until you get your butt back here,girlie!!
Prairie:*giggling* OK,OK....I'm coming back in a minute.And I have your nacho cheese Doritos
*Prairie comes back in & collapses on the bed laughing*Ohhhh...that was funny!You didn't suspect a thing!
*laughing too*You're right ....I didn't

 

[The Count]

Those are the kinds of things that make me laugh and love what we've got here at the dorms. Kath... You've got to expect Prairie will keep playing a song like that... After all, she's got that thin wire tieing her hand to the piano keys...
Ah, memories from when I still had better sight. And that leads me to another one I want to share.

A year or so ago, my mom was redecorating her bedroom, complete with painting the walls and putting up wallpaper. Walked in and she was up on the stepladder painting the ceiling, getting a bit upset like we tend to get sometimes. Reminded me of the definition for "ceiling" from the SS Dictionary where Prairie's in a similar pose.

Well, off to bed. Got some people coming to do some work on the homefront, and I'm a bit chipper since I'm working on the ol' ML. As for the other thing, not saying a word till it gets started.
Good night everybody. Hope for some fanfic updates soon.

 

[Erine81981]

Bunch of chickens come clucking into our room

What are they doing here?

Grover: Do not look at me.

Cookie?

Cookie M: Me eat cookies not chickens.

*nods head* Herry?

Herry: Yea, Kyle?

Did you bring these chickens into here?

Herry: Yes. I need to wash this girl monster right out of my fur.
Why do you need them?

Herry: They sing a lovable song about it. Come on.

Grover: Let's go watch.

Cookie M: Sounds like fun!

Sounds fine to me.

*into the bathroom*

*muppet chickens start clucking the song*

Me, Grover and Cookie M.: He's gonna wash that girl right outa his fur
And send her on her way

Herry: I'm gonna wave that girl right outa my arms
And send him on his way
Don't try to patch it up
Tear it up, tear it up
Wash her out, dry her out
Push her out, fly her out
Cancel her and let him go

Muppet Chicken: Yeah, bro

Me, Grover and Cookie M.:He's gonna wash that girl right outa his fur
And send her on his way

Herry: If a girl don't understand you
If you fly on separate beams
Waste no time, make a change
Ride that girl right off your range
Rub her out of the roll call
And drum her out of your dreams
Oho! If you laugh at different comics
If you root for different teams
Waste no time, weep no more
Show her what the door is for
Rub her out of the roll call
And drum her out of your dreams

Me, Grover and Cookie M.:You can't light a fire when the wood's all wet, no
You can't make a butterfly strong, hmm, hmm
You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good
And you can't fix a girl when she's wrong

Cookie M: You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower
Or sweeten up a gal when she starts turnin' sour
Oh no, oh no

Herry: If her eyes get dull and fishy
When you look for glints and gleams
Waste no time, make a switch
Drop her in the nearest ditch
Rub her out of the roll call
And drum her out of your dreams

Muppet Chickens: Oho, oho

Herry: I went and washed that girl right outa my fur
And sent her on her way

Me and Grover: He went and washed that girl right outa his fur
And sent her on her way

*Muppet Chickens stop clucking*

Herry: Thanks chickens.

Muppet Chickens: Welcome. *all cluck out the door*

So did it work?

Herry: Yea I think so. Let's see.

Grover: I do not see her in your fur.

Weird but good. Are ya'll ready for sleep? Because I am. Good night.

Monster: Good Night Kyle!

Good Night Monsters!

 

[The Count]

And with a new day... Dawns the start of the summer. Wonder if our friends will still be here during the vacations.
Oh well... LMK if you guys need anything.

 

[Muppet Matt]

I'll be here!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: AHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! *She would be dancing around if it wern't for her knee hurting so badly. Instead she is pounding her fist on the bedframe, shouting happily.*

Jim: What is it?

Jerry: What's going on?

Frank: Are you okay!?

Sara: I'M GOING TO NEW YORK FOR THIS SUMMER!!!!!!

Scooter: What's so great about New York?

Sara: I've never been there! I've never ridden in a cab, nor have I ever been on a train! Or an airplane! I've not done a whole lot of things many people take for granted, and I'm going to experience them all!!!

Scooter: What about your knee? You'll be in that thing till your birthday this year.

Sara: I've got my cane, and I've got my vicodin! I'll be fine! Plus, we always take it easy on a trip. Ooh....I'm going to the Smithonian, and see the Statue of Liberty....go to Times Square, and even go to Pennslvania as well! Go see the Liberty Bell, and where they signed the Constituation....it's going to be so GREAT!!

Jim: When are you going?

Sara: We're going the first of July! The first two or three weeks of July we're going to be going. It'll be a nice road trip. Oh wow...

Jim, Jerry, Frank, & Scooter: *All give her worried and saddened looks*

Sara: Oh no...what about you guys?

Scooter: Well...if Ed would be up to it, I can crash with him for awhile.

Jim: And we three could see if Kathy or Ruhanna would let us crash with her.

Sara: What about Miss Piggy??

Frank: We can take that hog diva! She'll be no problem.

Sara: *stifles a laugh* Okay guys. You think about it, and figure out who you're going to stay with.

 

[The Count]

*Laughing softly a bit... Sure, he can stay with us downstairs. Maybe Ryan will be back by then... Who knows.
Going to be an interesting summer, especially since that trip I was thinking of taking to San Diego's been nixed.

 

[The Count]

*Deep sigh: Aaaaah. Finished updating the list, just a few final touches for which I need my family's visual help and it'll get posted... And then it's a good long brake till SS Season 37 premieres on 8/14 or my sources come back and we can finalize a few other loose ends.
UD: So what now my fiend?
Well... Gonna take a long rest... And maybe I'll start up that other thing... A bit sinful in what I'm thinking of, but it's what I want.
Just knock if any of you guys need us.

 

[Katzi428]

Sara: AHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! *She would be dancing around if it wern't for her knee hurting so badly. Instead she is pounding her fist on the bedframe, shouting happily.*

Jim: What is it?

Jerry: What's going on?

Frank: Are you okay!?

Sara: I'M GOING TO NEW YORK FOR THIS SUMMER!!!!!!

Scooter: What's so great about New York?

Sara: I've never been there! I've never ridden in a cab, nor have I ever been on a train! Or an airplane! I've not done a whole lot of things many people take for granted, and I'm going to experience them all!!!

Scooter: What about your knee? You'll be in that thing till your birthday this year.

Sara: I've got my cane, and I've got my vicodin! I'll be fine! Plus, we always take it easy on a trip. Ooh....I'm going to the Smithonian, and see the Statue of Liberty....go to Times Square, and even go to Pennslvania as well! Go see the Liberty Bell, and where they signed the Constituation....it's going to be so GREAT!!

Jim: When are you going?

Sara: We're going the first of July! The first two or three weeks of July we're going to be going. It'll be a nice road trip. Oh wow...

Jim, Jerry, Frank, & Scooter: *All give her worried and saddened looks*

Sara: Oh no...what about you guys?

Scooter: Well...if Ed would be up to it, I can crash with him for awhile.

Jim: And we three could see if Kathy or Ruhanna would let us crash with her.

Sara: What about Miss Piggy??

Frank: We can take that hog diva! She'll be no problem.

Sara: *stifles a laugh* Okay guys. You think about it, and figure out who you're going to stay with.

Prairie: Did you hear that Sara's going to New York for the summer?
Yeah...I did.Unfortunately I'm going to have to say no to Sara about the guys staying with us.
Prairie:Why?
This summer's gonna be a busy one for me.I'm going to New York in June for my niece's kindergarten graduation.Then in July I'm going to Disney World for a few days.And in August,there's a big possibility that I'm going to Missouri to visit my aunt. Don't be mad,OK?
Prairie:I'm not mad.Don't worry.Wow...you'll be doing a LOT this summer!