Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ReneeLouvier]

*A loud boom is heard from Room 22.*

Sara: Wow....shouldn't mix donkey to cow...I mean rubbing alcohol to certain purfumes and a lighter...*blinks face a little bit, then blows out the flames.* Got some gun cotton made. Perfect... *chuckling evilly.*

Scooter: *Standing in the hall, looking inside.* What happened in here?

Sara: I'm helping a friend make a hybrid rocket! Like from Mythbusters. He's doing it for his class at USC, and I made some gun cotton for him. It's a historical rocket too. *Hefts a bucket of gun cotton down the hall, the smell of petrol and burned-off purfumes waft throughout the entire house. Kind of a weird sickly sweet burnt smell.*

 

[Smiles]

Nicole: There room is right next to ours?...well...uh...one is a few... sort of... thats what I meant... um ... right guys?
All: *nodding* yeah, yeah...sure

 

[The Count]

No worries... Most of the residents here sometimes get confuzzled with the whereabouts of each other's rooms in relation to their own, and the floor plans. Just go on and hold an impromptu concert with your own bandmates if you want. Maybe Matthew will get back and see the message you left for him and his roomies to join the jam.
Just hope you have a good day round these parts.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (to his teddy bear) Come on, Radar. Help me look.
Bry: Big Bird, have you been looking for that egg all night?
Big Bird: I've just gotta find it, Bryan. It was right here by my nest since last Thursday when i painted it in Birdkateers and now it's gone.
Rosita: It was such a pretty egg too.
Big Bird: Melvin, where are you?!
Telly: Who's Melvin?
Big Bird: The egg, silly!
Telly: You named an egg "Melvin"?
Bry: Cute.
Big Bird: He was here until yesterday when we had the Easter egg hunt.
Bry: (thinking) Easter egg hunt...Oscar...
Big Bird: Melvin, come out!
Oscar: (popping up out of our trashcan) Hey, Turkey! What's going on?
Big Bird: I'm looking for my Easter egg, Oscar. Have you seen it?
Oscar: The big multicolored one?
Big Bird: Uh huh.
Oscar: Oh yeah. I hid it.
Bry: Oscar, you hid the large egg?
Oscar: Oh yeah. I'm surprised you haven't found it yet.
Big Bird: Well, where is it, Oscar?
Oscar: Hey, I can't tell you! You have to find it yourself! But I'll give you a hint. It is on this floor.
Bry: Hey, what kind of a clue is that? That could be anywhere!
Oscar: I know! Hehehehe!! (exits down the trashcan)

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: *Comes back inside the dorms, her hair is on end, her pants have a huge rip in them, and she muddied and dirtied all over. Her shirt has a burned spot on one of the shoulders, and one of her sneakers looks like it melted to something then was ripped up once more, it's almost flat on the bottom, while the other one still had tread on it.* Wow.... *She walks into the main room and sits down on the couch. She smells strongly of gunpowder, burnt rubber, and dirt.*

Scooter: What happened to you...?

Sara: *Turns towards him, and has a goofy smile on her face, then she adjusts her glasses.* ...The rocket was a sucess, Scooter.

Scooter: Wow! How far did it go?

Sara: Only about 100 yards. Not that far. But...it FLEW.

Jim: Great job! Why do you smell like the rocket does though?

Sara: Had to dig it out of the ground. It was like Jamie's 20 pounder, although it was only about 10 pounds. But it went SO deep into the ground I had to literally dig down with a shovel to get it out. So, I got covered in dirt.

Jerry: What about your shoe?

Sara: Oh, I accidently stepped on the landing pad to quickly. Didn't get hurt, but it melted my shoe a little.

Frank: And your...shirt and pants?

Sara: Pants...got into a fun fight with a friend, he took it a bit too far, ended up becoming a fist fight over how much gun cotton. My shirt...I'm honestly not sure.

Scooter: Sounds like a great day then...*has a wary smile on his face.* I'm gonna go find you some clean clothes. And....you should probably take a shower too.

Sara: What? I stink?

Scooter: Sorry to say it, but....You do.

Sara: Okay then. *Gets the clean clothes and a towel, and goes to take a shower in the bathroom.*

 

[Muppet Matt]

Floyd: Hey man, Ed's right. Why haven't we been playing any jams?
Nicole: I dunno, we even have that stage and everything.
Zoot: But my sax has only been gathering dust.
Janice: and the rest of the band is only down the hall
Zoot: so lets go get them or something
*We all walk a few doors down to Matt's and Bang on their door relentlessly until someone opens up.*
Floyd: How do you feel about playing some funky music?

(Sorry I haven't been here in a while guys.)

Matthew: Ok guys lets go and play some funky music!

Dr. Teeth: All right everybody lets JAM!!!

Lips: I'll go down and put some posters up so everyone knows about our gig.

Animal: BEAT DRUMS!!!!!!! BEAT DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew: That's right Animal! Ok everyone, lets go down to practice.

Ready guys?

All: Ready!

Matthew: All right, lets go!

 

[BEAR]

Telly: (wandering around floor 2 following Big Bird and Rosita) It's on this floor! Oscar said it was on this floor! That could be anywhere!!
Big Bird: Well, it is a lot of floor to cover.
Telly: Atleast you have longer legs than me.
Rosita: Aww...come on, Telly.
Big Bird: Hey, by the way...thanks for helping me find Melvin, you guys.
Telly: No problem.
Rosita: What are friends for?
Telly: Yeah! Besides, I know how Oscar is. He likes to tease.
Big Bird: Yeah, no kidding. I can still remember what he did to me that one Christmas.
Telly: I just wish we had another clue!
Oscar: (pops up surprising Telly) Boo!
Telly: (jumps) WHAAAA!!
Oscar: Hehehe!!
Telly: Oh, Oscar!!
Rosita: (trying to stifle a laugh) Hehe.
Oscar: Did you say you wanted another clue?
Big Bird: Yes, please!
Oscar: Okay...your egg is on this floor, and...it's under something.
Big Bird: Under something?
Oscar: Under something. Good luck! (turns to Telly) Boo!!
Telly: (jumps again) WHAAAAAAHH!!
Oscar: (laughing) Hehe! (leaves)
Big Bird: (thinking) Under something...
Rosita: (also thinking) Hmmm... Couldn't be too hard. There are lots of things we could look under.
Big Bird: Yeah.
Telly: Doohhh...that Oscar!
Big Bird: Never mind, Telly, let's look for that egg!
Telly: Right, Big Bird!

(Big Bird, Rosita and Telly continue on their search)

 

[Erine81981]

*hearing commotion outside door* What in the world is going out here? Big Bird? Telly? Rosita? What are ya'll doing? Finding an egg? Easters over. Melvin? Oscar? You mean Oscar hid that egg of yours. Oh that grouch! Can I come along for the search?

 

[BEAR]

*hearing commotion outside door* What in the world is going out here? Big Bird? Telly? Rosita? What are ya'll doing? Finding an egg? Easters over. Melvin? Oscar? You mean Oscar hid that egg of yours. Oh that grouch! Can I come along for the search?

Big Bird: We may need all the help we can get!
Telly: Hey, Kyle! Got anything we can look under?

 

[Erine81981]

Big Bird: We may need all the help we can get!
Telly: Hey, Kyle! Got anything we can look under?

Sure. Couch. Beds. Clothes on the floor. I'll look out in the common room. Take look around here.

Grover: I will help too.

Herry: I can lift stuff up for you too to look under.

Cookie M: Me look too. *runs after me*