Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Feeds half of the peeps to Batty and Bella, and Yorick. Don't rully like marshmallow stuffs. Think I'll just...
*Goes upstairs with remaining peeps. *Knocks on Room #22's door.
Hey Sara? Was wondering... Would you like these marshmallow peeps?

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: *Opens the door, and smiles. She has a tray of halfway flamed peeps in her hands, and has flecks of melted peeps in her hair. The smell of something burning can be smelt throughout her room* Certainly Ed! Thanks so much!!! I really LOVE Marshmallow Peeps!!! *Takes the peeps from him, has a cutesy smile on her face, beling the evil things she's going to be doing with them.* Ooh...you're gonna be SO burned...yes you are!

 

[The Count]

*In full evil voice... Sara my dear... No need for niceties... You've found a fiend in me when it comes to understanding the torture of sweets. If you need it, just ask and I can lend you our patented chocolate bunny guillotine.
*Tips hat, showing devil horns, thinks better of it and puts hat back on. Good night to all.
*Evil laughter can be heard through the halls.

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Yummy!
Bry: What is it, Rosita?
Rosita: Easter goodies from some of our friends.
Big Bird: Oh boy!
Bry: We got some chocolates and money! Nice!
Snuffy: Hey, Bird, look at those little yellow things. They look like you!
Big Bird: Hey, yeah! What are those?
Rosita: They're so cute!
Bry: They're called marshmellow Peeps.
Telly: What do you do with them?
Bry: You eat them! (pops one in Telly's mouth)
Telly: Hmm...(chewing) not bad.
Bry: I believe this will be our first Easter together as roomates.
Telly: Are we gonna have an Easter egg hunt?!
Big Bird: Yeah, are we?
Bry: We'll see...
Big Bird: Speaking of eggs, look at what I did in Birdkateers the other day.
Bry: What is it?
Big Bird: When it was raining on Thursday we read some stories inside, but then we decided to paint eggs for Easter. This is mine! (holds up a large colorfully painted egg, about the size of a large cantelope)
Rosita: Muy bonito!
Telly: It's so big!
Bry: Where'd you get an egg that size?
Big Bird: Well, when I brought out the eggs for us to color, I noticed one was rotten. So I took the bad egg and gave it to Oscar.
Snuffy: But then you were short by one good egg.
Big Bird: Right, but then I found this huge egg behind a crate in the corner of the common room. So I thought, perfect! Just the right size for a big bird! Then I colored it.
Snuffy: It looks good, Bird.
Big Bird: Thanks, Snuffy. Mokey Fraggle gave me some tips. She is very artistic. I am just going to keep it over here in this shoe box by my nest so it doesn't get ruined.
Bry: Gosh, I've just never seen an egg that size before.
Telly: (sarcastic) Oh, but seeing an eight foot tall bird is a common occurance.
Bry: Okay, guys. You wanna help me get these Easter baskets together so we can send them out to everyone?
Rosita: Okay!
(we start making our Easter gifts)

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess what tomorrow is

ZOE: Easter

PETER: Right!

ELMO: And tomorrow afternoon, we are going on an Easter Egg Hunt

LITTLE BIRD: And I am going to find some easter eggs, and speaking of Easter, we made an Easter Egg at Birdkateers meeting Thursday with Elmo and Me.

ZOE: Wonderful

PETER: Awesome

ELMO: and We Gave it To Big Bird and he liked it!

PETER: Good!, we'll after church tomorrow, i will go to the Old Country Buffet for Lunch and after that I will go meet you at the dorms, how's that soud

ELMO: Okay Peter (feeds his fish)

PETER: Good Night Elmo and Zoe and Little Bird

LITTLE BIRD: Good Night Peter and Elmo and Zoe

ZOE: Good Night Little Bird, Peter and Elmo

ELMO: Good Night Elmo, Little Bird and Peter!

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: (sleeping) ZZZZZZZZ...
Big Bird: (sleeping holding giant egg under his wing) Qua qua qua qua qua qua...
Rosita: (sleeping) Zzzzzzzzz....
Telly: (sleeping) Zzzzzz....
Bry: (whispering) Come on, Hoots. Just do it.
Hoots: (perched on window with fake bunny ears on his head) Why me?
Bry: Because the others are sleeping and I need someone to put out these Easter treats tonight before they all wake up in the morning. Besides, you're an owl. You'll be up all night anyway and I have to get some sleep for church in the morning.
Hoots: Aren't there those batty bats that fly around and do stuff like this?
Bry: Hoots, please.
Hoots: Oh, alright... but you owe me for this. I look ridiculous.
Bry: Thanks, buddy.
Hoots: (flies off to deliver egg shaped sesame seed chocolate chip cookies on each dormies doorstep before sunrise)

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Happy Easter to all in the dorms!

JFS: Happy Easter to one and all; to you,your friends and family.

 

[The Count]

Awg... Thanks D... *Bats come back from leaving some Easter goodies, and bring in basket with sesame seeded and chocolate chip cookies. Heh, good thing they brought these in before CM woke up. Hope everybody likes the ones we left.
UD: Yes... A nice little basket filled with spiders...
Those are fudge spiders.
Count: And some good old-fashioned bat's milk chocolates...
Yep, and some sesame seed cubes, and peppermint marbles, and some hearty oatmeal raisin number cookies for good measure.
If there's a holiday for all this good stuff... it's Easter and Halloween.
Happy Easter everyboddeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

JFS: Thanks for the goodies mon amigo.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Happy Easter, everyone!
Big Bird: Happy Easter!! La la la!!
Rosita: It's such a beautiful day!
Telly: AAAH! SPIDERS!!!!
Bry: Oh, must be something from Ed and his "fiends".
Telly: Huh?
Bry: Fudge spiders from Ed.
Telly: Oh...(embarassed laugh) Hehe...look good.
Grover: (coming in the door) Happy Easter, Everybodieeeeeeee!!!
Bry: Oh they're here! Hey, guys!
Herry: Howdy, Bryan!
Cookie: Where chocolate?
Bry: Hehe! Good to see you too, Cookie Monster.
Oscar: Hey!
Telly: Happy Easter, Oscar!
Oscar: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Big Bird: What are you doing here?
Oscar: For the egg hunt, you over grown Cadbury!
Bry: I thought you didn't like holidays, Oscar.
Oscar: Yes, but I have connections with the Easter Bunny this year and guess what? He's let me hide your eggs. You know what that means? I'll have a better time than usual. Hehehe!
Snuffy: Oh dear...