Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tutter_fan]

Anyone want me to spread some cheer around and make something funny happen?

 

[The Count]

Hey tutter_fan... Haven't seen you in a while. How's living with those wacky scientists? Any new experiments or products from Muppet Labs we should watch out for?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <enters room 24 waltzing with an invisible partner and singing> I may never come down to Earth again...
Rowlf: I didn't realize you were ever on Earth!
Lisa: <still waltzing with invisible partner> Oh, hush, Rowlf. I just LOVE it when I get inspired!
Rowlf: What, with the story you finally started posting?
Lisa: Something with that, yes. I found something PERFECT for the second to last chapter of part one! And, something else to throw in, too! Oh it's wonderful... And they like the story, Rowlf! They LIKE it!
Rowlf: Did you think they wouldn't?
Lisa: Are you kidding? This is the one I had a closet nervous breakdown over.
Rowlf: I didn't realize closets had nerves.
Lisa: Ha!
Gonzo: <walks over to Lisa, who is still waltzing with no one.> Mind if I cut in?
Camilla: Ba ba GAW!
Lisa: I think you've got another dance partner waiting.
Gonzo: Oh, I'm sorry, Camilla! May I have this dance?
Camilla: Bawwwwk...
<Gonzo and Camilla start waltzing, and Lisa continues waltzing with herself.>
Rowlf: I guess we'd better get some music, then. What was that you were singing, Lisa? Let's take that from the top.
Lisa: <Starts singing again> Ten minutes ago, I saw you. I looked up as you came through the door.
Rowlf: <Plays along on piano and sings> And my head started wheeling, it gave me the feeling, the room had no ceiling or floor.
Clifford: I guess I'll join. <Sings> Ten minutes ago, I met you. And we murmured our "how do you do's," and I wanted to ring all the bells and to fling out my arms and to sing out the news.
Gonzo: <Sings (mostly to Camilla)> I have found her, she's an angel, she has star dust in her eyes.
Camilla: Bawwww...
Gonzo: We are dancing, we are flying! And she's taking me back to the stars.
Camilla: Gaw!
Lisa: In the arms of my love, I'm flying, over mountain and meadow and glen. And I like it so well that for all I can tell, I may never come down again. I may never come down to Earth again...
Chef: <Approaches Lisa> Vuoold yuoo meend iff I sneeppy-coot in und dunce-a veet yuoo? <takes the place of Lisa's invisible partner>
Clifford: Hey, how come the foreign guy gets her?
Rowlf: Snooze you lose.
Clifford: Not if I cut in, I don't! <does so.> 'Scuse me...
Lisa: <Giggles>
Rowlf: Hey, how come I'm stuck on the piano?
Lisa: Because you're the only one who can play!
Robin: Not if I play my harmonica.
Lisa: Robin, why are you still awake?
Robin: <Picks up the song on his harmonica>
Rowlf: <Stops playing piano and cuts in> All right, my turn...
Clifford: Hey!
Lisa: I feel like such a flirt.
Rowlf: Just sing.
Lisa: Right.
Clifford: Left.
Lisa: Whatever!
Gonzo: You called?
Lisa: <sings> Ten minutes ago, I met you, and we murmured our "how do you do's," and I wanted to ring all the bells and to fling out my arms and to sing out the news. I have found him, I have found him... <Laughs>
Clifford: So did you have a nice birthday yesterday?
Lisa: Did I! It was wonderful, and with all those nice gifts from everyone in the dorms...
Rowlf: Did you thank everyone for them?
Lisa: Um...
Robin: <Tries not to laugh while playing harmonica>
Lisa: <sings> In the arms of my love, I'm flying, over mountain and meadow and glen. And I like it so well that for all I can tell I may never come down again.
All: I may never come down to Earth again...

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: *Finally has everything caught up, and looks around the room sighing.* Goodness....those high schoolers are absolute murder. x_x

Scooter: *Leaps unto the bed in front of her, nearly sending her off of it.* You've got one thing more to do, until you can rest!

Sara: Better be glad this isn't that murphy bed...it'd spring back into the wall if it was. *Shakes her head a bit, smiling* Okay, what else do I have to do?

Scooter: Lisa's birthday was a couple of days ago.

Sara: What?! No one TOLD ME!?!? OH NO!!! *Goes about the room, pacing trying to think of a B-Day gift.*

Jerry: Calm down! You'll get worked up into a frenzy over it!

Sara: Worked up into it? I am IN IT!! I need a present for her!!

Jim: What about that thing you got eariler in the year?

Sara: ...oh yeah! *Goes to the closet and grabs a small package from the tiny closet in their room. She opens it quickly, and glances at it, smiling.* Perfect...just perfect!

Scooter: What is it?

Sara: You'll know what it is soon enough, Scooter! *She leaves room 22, and walks just a bit up the hall, and knocks on the door to room 24, setting the package in front of it. It's a small somewhat flat box, with a simple red ribbon around an otherwise shimmery black box. Inside the box, is a beautiful folded up red sweater, with Robin's face embrodired on the breast of it, with Lisa, Robin, Gonzo, Camilla, Rowlf, and Clifford embrordied on the back. Hand embrodiered. Also on top of that sweater, is a slim tiara, simple, with beautiful silver scrolling across the top of it with a single crystalline open book in the middle of it, and Lisa's name engraved on the inside of it.*

Sara: *Is back in her own room again, giggling.* I really hope Lisa likes the gifts I gave her.

Scooter: What is it?

Sara: Just a sweater and a headband...something simple that's all. *Dosn't want to say just how detailed the 'sweater' is, and that the 'headband' is actually a tiara.*

Scooter: She'll probably love it then.

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Wonder if she found that container with the big serving of tearemesue and the CD of Muppet Hits we left for her... Hmmm, wonder if Ryan would notice... Oh well, they're sharing everything lately since they started on that time-traveling fanfic of theirs...
Good night guys.

 

[Smiles]

Nicole:*Hangs Big Bird's snuffy picture on the wall* Gee, everyone around here is so nice.
Floyd: Hey do you all hear those jams? *they all stop and listen to the singing coming from room 24*
Nicole: Rodgers and Hammersteins Cinderella...
Zoot: I think that's Lisa
Janice: Yeah, Like her birthday was yesterday
Nicole: Oh really? *walks out into hallway* Happy YesterBirthday Lisa!
Floyd: Man, there's no way she heard that, it's pretty impossible.
Zoot: Impossible
Janice: Fer sure impossible
Nicole: Oh it's possible alright, but I'm liking where you're going with this

*They start singing*
Zoot: Impossible for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage
Janice:Impossible for a plain country bumpkin and a prince to join in marriage.
Floyd:And four white mice will never be four white hourses.
Janice:Such fol-de-rol and fiddle dee dee of courses.
All:Impossible!
Nicole:But the world is full of zanies and fools who don't believe in sensible rules and won't believe what sensible people say and because these daft and dewey eyed dopes keep building up impossible hopes
All: impossible things are happening every day!

Nicole: Wow, we needed a good sing.
Floyd: Now we need to use that stage we have on our balcony!
Nicole: One step at a time!
Zoot: *singing* Just put one foot in front of the other.......

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Happy Birthday JaniceFerSure!

Dee: I'll be spending my birthday at my best friend's house,later on today.A warm hiya and welcome to all of the new and recent lodgers here in the dorms!

 

[The Count]

As a mini-present, here's the current copy of the register.
Muppet College Dorms Registry
Room #1: The Count (MC, Eduardo) and The Count von Count.
Room #2: Aaron and Sprocket.
Room #3: redBoobergurl (Beth) and Mokey Fraggle and Red Fraggle.
Room #4: Fozzie Bear (MC, Kevin) and Fozzie Bear.
Room #5: Vic Romano (Dave) and Bert and Ernie.
Room #6: katsy428 (Kathy) and Prairie Dawn and Gaffer.
Room #8: daughterdeadly (Ally) and Emmett Otter.
Room #10: tutter_fan and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.
Room #11: Animal Jam and Ace Yu, Colleen Barker, and Bubba the Bartender.
Room #13 Bill Bubble Guy (Martin) and Bill the Bubble Guy.
Room #14: Beauregard (MC, Matt or Bo) and Beauregard and Bobo the Bear Guard.
Room #15: SkeeterMuppet (Kim) and Betty Lou, Boober Fraggle, Tosh Fraggle, The Beast, and Gillis Fraggle.
Room #19: Vibs (Louise) and The Newsman and Lewis Kazagger.
Room #20: Smiles (Nicole) and Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot.
Room #21: McFraggle and Kermit The Frog and Sam the Eagle.
Room #22: ReneeLouvier (Sara) and Scooter, and Jim Henson, Frank Oz, and Jerry Nelson Muppets.
Room #23: RedDragon (Nyssa) and Ludo and Ambrosius.
Room #24: TogetherAgain (Lisa) and Rowlf The Dog, The Swedish Chef, and Robin the Frog.
Room #25: theprawncracker (Ryan) and Gonzo the Great, Camilla the Chicken, Clifford, Uncle Deadly, and Cantus the Minstrel.
Room #26: Erine81981 (Kyle) and Cookie Monster, Grover Monster, and Herry Monster.
Oscar The Grouch lives in his trashcan in Floor 2's Common Room, and pals around with Kyle.
Room #27: tvlistingman (Peter) and Elmo and Zoe.
Room #28: MrsPepper and Uncle "Traveling" Matt Fraggle.
Room #29: Bear (MC, Bryan) and Big Bird, Snuffy, Rosita, and Telly Monster.
Hoots the Owl and Chucky Sue, Telly's hamster also live with Bryan in Room #29.
Room #32: Harvey Towers and Johnny Fiama and Sal Manilla.
Room #38: Fragglemuppet (Kate) and Gobo Fraggle, Wembley Fraggle, and Lou Fraggle.
Room #39: erniebert1234ss (BJ) and Wilkins and Wontkins.
Room #41: Docnzhoss (Ryan or Doc) and Link Hogthrob.
Room #44: JaniceFerSure (Diana) and Sweetums and Behemoth.
Room #50: super muppet and Lew Zealand, Dr. Phil van Neuter, Clueless Morgan, and Doglion Beast.
The Bookkeeper Staff from MCC, Foo-Foo, and Muppy also live with supermuppet.
Room #51: baba (Phil) and Pops the Doorman, Baskerville the Hound, Leroy the Donkey, Rover Joe the Hounddog, and T.R. the Rooster.
Bean Bunny and Junior Gorg also live with baba.
Room #52: radio boy (Mark) and Thog.
Room #56: G-Man (Gerard) and Rizzo the Rat and Pepe the King Prawn.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: Thanks for posting the register Eduardo.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: It looks like the video game competition got cancelled Martin.
Martin: Oh dear that's a shame Bill. I hadn't noticed anybody talking about it so maybe they just couldn't get enough people interested.
Bill: Oh well you win some you lose some. Maybe there'll be other functions.
Martin: Yeah well did you realize incidentally Bill that Dee has recently turned 36. The very day on which the function was proposed to be on.
Bill: Wow. That's good news. She boards with Sweetums and Behemoth doesn't she?
Martin: That's right. I hope she has enjoyed her special day.
Bill: Yeah me too. I hope her roomates didn't eat all her birthday cake. Especially that Behemoth.
Martin: I don't think so. Sweetums is trustworthy I believe. He'll admonish Behemoth if he starts acting up.

The two of them decide to relax listening to Martin's new Johnny Fiamma cd again. They love his music very much. Later they have a birthday card sent off by special request to room 44