Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[daughterdeadly]

Daughterdeadly: *Is flipping through one of her scrap books.* Hey Emmet, today I actually feel alot better!

Emmet:Oh swell! See, those ear candle things I bought for you worked.

Daughterdeadly:Yeah, but they were strange... I mean really, how many times do you put a candle shaped thing in your ear and then light it on fire and hope it doesn't catch your hair on fire too!?

Emmet:Oh come on, you make it sound scary...

Daughterdeadly:It was for me! But anyhow, I'm glad I'm feeling better. You know,since I start going to school tomarrow.

Emmet:Oh, yeah... Um, are you nervous Daughterdeadly?

Daughterdeadly:Yes, but I just want to get it over with.

Emmet:Me too.

Daughterdeadly:You know what I should do Emmet? I should give both Super Muppet and Baba 'thank you' letters for giving us the delicious soups.

Emmet:Yeah! I'll help.

*The two both start writing up thank you letters.*

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: *Shaking his head, smirking* You are getting into some weird stuff here, Renee.

Renee: So I like messing around with the unknown! I mean, we'd know what would happen if Piggy had paired up with that character in TGMC.

Scooter: Who? Oh yeah, Mr. Holiday, I know Charle's Grodin played him.

Renee: You know that?

Scooter: Yeah, whenever you play that recorded tape of it, it keeps saying that when it comes back from commercial break. If you missed it, you'd have to be deaf or something.

Renee: Oh yeah, that. Well, back to my stories I guess...

Scooter: Like I said, you're walking it weird stuff Renee.

Renee: Oh stuff it Scooter! *laughing playfully*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Elmo, Zoe

ELMO: What is it Peter?

ZOE: What is it Peter?

PETER: Saturday and Sunday, I am going to be staying at a friend's house in Wrentham and I am going to call either Kyle or Bryan to see if you can stay over.

ELMO: Okay

Zoe: I want to go stay with Bryan Saturday and Sunday so me and Elmo can hang out with our Sesame Street friends, Big Bird, Snuffy, Telly, Rosita, plus Stinky and Hoots the Owl.

PETER: Okay, You, Elmo can get to sleep In Telly's bed and Zoe you can get to sleep in Rosita's Bed. I am calling Bryan. Okay

Elmo: Okay

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (on the phone) Okay, sounds good. Bye! (hangs up)
Telly: Who was that?
Bry: It was Peter. I guess he is visitting a friend this coming weekend and needs someone to look after Elmo and Zoe.
Rosita: That should be fun!
Bry: Yeah. I wonder when Kyle is getting back. We'll have to make some more room around here.
Herry: Hey, I miss Kyle, but even if he isn't back, we can have a monster party!
Cookie: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Snuffy: It will be like so many Sesame Street friends in one room together.
Grover: (walks in) What is going on?
Telly: Elmo and Zoe are staying here next weekend.
Rosita: So many monster friends.
Grover: Did you say Elmo?
Bry: Yeah. So?
Grover: That kid steals my thunder.
Bry: Grover...
Grover: Relax, I am kidding! I like him okay. Say, has anyone seen Kyle back yet?
Bry: No, but I think he should have been back by today. Oh well. If not, you guys will just have to bunk with us longer.
Herry: Sounds good to me!
Big Bird: Me too! I've enjoyed having you stay here.

 

[The Count]

Rully wiped out... Seems something didn't agree with me.
*Screaming No-No: No! No!
Heh, that's not what I meant... Guess we're just used to the ol' Henson monster humor.

Oh well, I'll be hitting the sac...
*Sac: Please don't hit me again.
*Groans: It's just a figure of speech.
Count: Speeches have figures? Mmm, vonder vhat kind, and if I can count them.
You've been hanging around Lisa a bit too long pal.

Come on, let's just get some sleep.
Oh, and good fright Uncle Deadly.
UD: Thank you fellows, believe I'll join you in the land of that deep Plutonian shore.


*Yawning: Wonder if Bry'll take care of the letter and number tonight. If not, it's no problem.
*Sleepy music starts.

 

[Erine81981]

Getting back from the long weekend at my friends

Ahhhhhh great to be back home. *walks in* Hel....Where is everyone? *remembers* Oh yea. There over at Bryan's. Well there proubley still asleep so I'll let them stay over there until they want to come home. *turns on TV* What is there to watch?

 

[Erine81981]

Out in the hallway......

Oscar: *pops up* Seems that everyone is alseep. Time for the number and letter of the day. *loudly* THE LETTER OF THE DAY WAS "N" FOR NOISE AND THE NUMBER OF THE DAY WAS "5" FOR FIVE TIMES I'M GOING TO SAY THIS! *keeps saying it into the night whilst everyone groans and yells at Oscar* Heh heh heh heh heh....good night! *slams trashlid*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey: *yawns* Did you guys hear Oscar late last night doing the number and letter of the day?
Beth: Nope, I slept right through it.
Red: I was up so it didn't bother me!
Beth: I'm not surprised.
Mokey: So has Ryan returned to the dorms yet?
Beth: Nope, so if Cantus comes back from his latest tour he'll probably drop in here.
Red: Good thing we left the air mattress out!
Beth: Probably not a bad idea to leave it out all the time! We've always got people coming and going!
Mokey: It certainly makes things interesting!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, looks like Kyle is back, but I'm glad you guys were able to stay for lunch.
Herry: Hey, we monsters never pass up a good meal.
Cookie: Me never realize birdseed cookies so *smack smack* delicious! Mmm!!
Big Bird: They've always been my favorite.
Bry: Here. (gives a box to CM) take some home with you.
Cookie: Thank you!
Grover: Well, it really has been fun, but we should get back to Kyle before he worries where we are.
Herry: Thanks for letting us share your caveroom, Snuffy.
Snuffy: Sure thing. Doh-ho-ho! Anytime!
Rosita: Please, join us again soon.
Herry: Thanks. Well, see you guys later!
Cookie: Bye Bye!
Telly: Have a safe trip home.
Grover: We are only going down the hall.
Telly: Oh yeah. (laughs embarrassed).
Bry: Bye! Tell Kyle hello for us!
(Grover, Herry and Cookie go back to Kyle's room)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <pacing room 24> Walk with me, Ti Moune, and don't be afraid! You've never been away from the sea before, and you'll need a helping hand. You're like a fish who has to learn to swim on land! But I'm with you, Ti Moune. Just follow-
Rowlf: Who's Tee-Moon?
Lisa: Hm? Oh, Ti Moune is a character in the play I'm auditioning for. ...You know, the musical...
Rowlf: Oh yeah. Hey, weren't auditions for that today?
Lisa: Just the dancing part. Acting and singing is tomorrow. And, as procrastinator extraordinaire, I still haven't memorized my monologue. <sigh> <looks over paper> Walk with me, Ti Moune, and don't be afraid! You've never been away from the sea before, and-
Clifford: We gonna have to listen to you say that all night?
Lisa: Does it bother you?
Clifford: Well-
Lisa: It's just that- I'm nervous! I haven't been in a play since I was a freshman, and I really want to get at least ONE good part in high school, and it's my Junior year already! I'm running out of opportunities! I mean I've been auditioning, but... <sigh> I dunno.
Gonzo: Maybe you could get a part if you-
Lisa: Wore exploding socks? I'd get expelled from school. Shot myself out of a cannon during the monologue? Not enough room in the auditorium. Tap danced on a ceiling fan? Don't know how. Any other suggestions?
Gonzo: ...Well that stuff would work too, but I was actually going to say you should just relax.
Lisa: RELAX??? Gonzo, that's the craziest thing of all of them! I can't relax, I'm no good at auditions! I can do a monologue FINE in class, but...
Rowlf: Fine?
Lisa: Well, good. Great even! I've got people in speech team telling me that I do "so great" in class, but when it's time to audition I just... <sigh> I dunno. <deep breath> I'm gonna take a shower, maybe that'll calm me down...
Rowlf: <nods> Good idea.
Clifford: Well break a leg tomorrow...
Chef: Breeky-breek a leg? Boot thet'll Ooveee-a-hoorts!
Rowlf: Not literally, Chef, it's an expression.
Clifford: Man, you understood that?
Lisa: Heh. Thanks, Clifford.